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OH NO A ONEITIS IS STARTING TO CREEP INTO MY MIND
GET IT OUT /R9K/
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tfw to smart for a oneitis
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>>34534918
>ywn cuddle with your oneitis while she softly whispers into your ear how much she loves you
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OH SHIT, UM
...WAIFUS! YEAH! FILL THE VOID WITH WAIFUS AND VIDYA!
QUICK BEFORE SHE GETS IN YOUR HEAD!
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I have peyronie's disease but its making my dick bigger 2017-01-31 05:24:27 Post No.34534900
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I have peyronie's disease but its making my dick bigger
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I unbent it somehow but the rock hard stuff is just getting bigger and evenly at the same time
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How did you un bend it
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>>34534900
>I unbent it
What do you mean you unbent it? Did you break your dick?
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>>34534900
No girl will like you if you allowed yourself to get pyeronie's in the first place
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will normalfags ever leave this place?
why do normalfags constantly insist that they aren't?
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>>34534855
Within every normalfag is a robot waiting to burst out.
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>>34534887
Maybe a socially functioning human being, but not a normalfag
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>>34534887
it seems like they are just stealing a hip cool identity to flaunt around and seem quirky xd
what fucking point is there in current events if you just don't care about any happenings that are irl?
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Help me robots, the emotional isolation is killing me
>be me, fat ausfag. 122kg
>deal with gout, foot and ankle pain on a semi-regular basis
>this time it's bad. Both feet feel full of broken glass for a week
>one foot begins to settle down, the other alternates between being ok and aching
>during this time tennis elbow flairs up. Typing arm locks and throbs almost constantly
>a new development. Over the course of a few days my knee does the same. Swells and screams at the slightest bend- sitting can be a little bit better
>all this at once plus over the counter anti-inflammation meds leave me chair-bound except when necessary
>arm is locked at a position that makes using my keybord painful
>today was so bad I had to lie down until everything kicked in
>realise, as I often do during times like this just how alone I am
>nobody I can turn to for comfort within reach. Family is distant and dying, housemates are fellow autists
>break down, spend a few hours sobbing
why is it like this? why does having nobody only break me down when I hurt? I'm on a diet but nothing is getting better and its been so long since I've been comforted by another living being that just thinking about it sends me to tears. I dont know what I'm trying to say or get out of this..I just don't want to be alone anymore
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i dont think i can help much my friend. but hello, ill listen and talk for a while. that sounds fucking terrible, what do you find happiness in?
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>>34534841
suicide because its not going to get any better :)
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>>34534907
I don't. I'm the anon who just exists in a neutral state without real highs or lows most of the time. But like a man who never learned to swim pushed into the ocean- when things do turn bad I can only keep myself afloat for so long before sinking. I game, I overindulge in porn and erp and generally feel content more then happy
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Perfect women simply don't exi-
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Not a woman, so still no perfect women
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>>34534789
>another mobileshitter
>another faggot thread
are you 'guys' running out of cocks to suck or something
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>>34534806
>he thinks genitalia are relevant
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Would you date a boy (girl)?
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>>34534761
>mfw checking the catalog to make sure I've got all the faggot threads hidden
get pozzed, liberace
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Can I savagely pound his ass?
Will he return the favor?
Can I humiliate him and his small "cock"
I need minimum 2/3
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>>34534761
Yes das what I like. (I also like traps too)
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>cum into orange
>eat it
AMA
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>>34534702
why
pls be orighihji
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>>34534727
Animal desires.
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I did this once as well when I was younger.
I was being impulsive and I hate the idea of wasting food.
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>talking to cute girl
>she actually seems really interested
>she reveals that she is a trap and is 16
>immediately cut all contact
I feel like killing myself
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post the pictures
organic
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>>34534688
That sucks, dude
Sorry you were talking to a fag and didn't know it
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>>34534708
no, I deleted everything because I feel disgusted
I'm not gay or into highschoolers
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if a girl kisses you twice when shes drunk and constantly looks at you and bitches at you and makes fun of you
does she like you?
i asked her why and she said "cuz ur different"
but shes like talking to like 5 other guys right now
and i dont think she likes me.
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>>34534654
you're some kind of glutton for punishment aren't you, OP
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>babby's first time getting lead on
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>>34534654
shes drunk op, it literally means nothing. if she calls you when shes sober then there might be something
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Did you drink your daily glass of milk today?
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I hate milk
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why would anyone think that i need bovine udder spew in my life
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enjoy your bitch tits lol
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Men
>parents stop treating you like special little angels in late childhood
>society doesn't care about you
>peers only care about you if you can offer them a good personality or accomplishments
>grow up
>stop being childishly self-centered
>realize you exist for the world
>realize the only way you're going to even be looked at by fellow human beings is if you build yourself into a valuable human being
>develop real character, or get rich, or devote your life to helping/improving humanity in some way
>or some combination of the above
Women
>parents never stop treating you like special little angels
>society tells you that you're the center of the universe and men owe you deference by default
>men worship you as a living god of pure desirability-in-itself
>never grow up
>remain childishly self-centered
>intuitively think world exists for you
>think you're super interesting by default, no matter what you do, because you have holes and fat deposits and men shower you with praise, attention, affection, and validation hourly
>never develop character, but still demand to be treated like you're a man who did so
>wear tight-fitting clothes to show off your fat and holes, claim you do this because it's "fun" in and of itself
>waste oxygen
Women are proof God doesn't exist.
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Ok, though this isn't universal, there's a lot of truth to it, and it hurts, oh god it hurts.
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>>34534640
Wow nice misogyny asshole!!
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>>34534640
How do we convince normies of this?
Anonymous
CALLING ALL BROWN ROBOTS 2017-01-31 05:08:46 Post No.34534637
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blacks and chinks not allowed
>tfw when no swarthy gf
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Bangladesh reporting in. I swear, blonds girls love us. What style to go for this week? Guido? Chad? I think I'll grow out my beard and go Bollywood this time.
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>>34534729
whoa I'm also Bangladeshibut a girl
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>>34534637
Tejano reporting in
Watching all the illegals and DREAMers sperg out over the Trump stuff is mildly entertaining but I'm gonna be miffed as heck if the Wall Construction clogs up traffic on I-10 anymore
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>tfw when no swarthy gf
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>tfw she calls you daddy
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>>34534627
how do i make a girl call me daddy teach me senpai
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>>34534665
Moan and say "call me daddy"
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>>34534665
Hey there, I'm a sexy little baby. I'll call you Daddy, Daddy. Change my diaper.
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ITT: obscure feels
>you will never have a friend like Kaworu
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I would gladly become gay and have a friend like Kaworu
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so kaworu was the result of perfected psychological study to create the greatest possible friend in order to exploit the weakness of loneliness to infiltrate and destroy humanity
no, i don't think i need a trojan horse like kaworu in my life
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>you will never be part of the dorifto racing scene in 1990's Japan and hang out with your friends after highschool at night in toyko at a 7-11 with all your cars and then do battle on the touge with 90's eurobeat, or shoegaze blasting in the background accompanied by your qt jap gf who wants you to go "fast"
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>You sure you don't want a turn bro?
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yeah and move your fucking feet, they smell like ass bro
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i let a guy from /v/ lick my feet
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>>34534680
Did you have to poor mountain dew on them?