Perfect women simply don't exi-

Not a woman, so still no perfect women

>>34534789
>another mobileshitter
>another faggot thread
are you 'guys' running out of cocks to suck or something

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>>34534806
>he thinks genitalia are relevant

>>34534834
No, I stopped sucking cock and having grindr dudes and traps suck my 5" dick when I met my 5'9" GF (I'm5'6")

>>34534845
Don't forget to kiIl yourself.

>>34534878
So you've yet to be in a heterosexual relationship?

>>34534806
>Not a woman, so still no perfect women
I think the perfect woman for you is Buck Angel

Fuck off you attention whoring faggots

>>>/b/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/soc/
>>>/hm/

>>34535604
uhhh excuse me it looks like you are giving that anon advice in your post, maybe a better board for that would be >>>/adv/?

/adv/ posts are explicitly against the rules.

>>34534789
>post-titjob Bailey
Nah

>>34534789
C-Can I please suck your girlcock and be spooned by you, Mistress Bailey?

>>34534806
You're the kind of guy who would go on /o/ and say Teslas aren't "real" cars. Sure some people assume you're gay if you're into them, but that doesn't mean they're not real cars/women.

>>34535880
A tesla doesn't try to ride on two wheels and call itself a bike, faggot

>>34535917
A Tesla has a completely different "engine" from an average car, but it's still a car no matter what you say. Just like a girl having a penis doesn't make her not a girl.

>>34535978
>no matter what i say
Didn't say it wasn't, an engine is an engine
Just admit you're gay because you're attracted to men with boobjobs, no hard feelings

>>34536009
How are you so dense that you don't realize the engine analogy is referring to genitals?

>>34536030
It's a false equivalence, that's why.

You're gay for these reasons;
You find traps attractive, if you only liked a feminine figure you'd just stick to girls, the key difference is the penis, a penis is why you like traps. Liking penis is gay.

>>34536081
Also this is assuming that all traps are passable and not clearly men with fake tits. Which is double gay.

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The fake tits don't do it for me.

>>34537179
>The fake tits don't do it for me.
everyone agrees they were a mistake
but we can't change her back

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>>34534789
>no foreskin
>perfect