CALLING ALL BROWN ROBOTS

Bangladesh reporting in. I swear, blonds girls love us. What style to go for this week? Guido? Chad? I think I'll grow out my beard and go Bollywood this time.

>>34534729
whoa I'm also Bangladeshi but a girl

>>34534637
Tejano reporting in

Watching all the illegals and DREAMers sperg out over the Trump stuff is mildly entertaining but I'm gonna be miffed as heck if the Wall Construction clogs up traffic on I-10 anymore
also
>tfw when no swarthy gf

>>34535059
fuck you, you've abandoned everyone for white guys

you have no place on this board GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34535109
>implying any white guys want to date me

>>34535141
You sort of proved his point though, you say "implying any white guys want to date me" as if you want white guys to date you rather than guys of your own race.
really made me think

>>34535153
I don't know many brown guys
the ones that I do either a) have no personality beyond academics or b) want to be black

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>>34535192
So you'd date a brown guy who isn't bangladeshi (if he had a personality and wasn't trying to be black, I mean)?

>>34535209
I'd date one who is bangladeshi too, I don't see why I wouldn't. Obviously someone similar to me in terms of attractiveness/intelligence/sense of humor/etc.
Parents would approve a bit more probably, lol

>>34535242
>I'd date one who is bangladeshi too, I don't see why I wouldn't.
Ok

my body is ready

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>>34534637
>calling all brown skins
>No blacks or chinks
What did he mean by this? What don't you just have a thread for all shitskins? It's what your doing anyways

>>34535242
But for real, be my qt bangladeshi gf

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Am bengali too. Got a haircut.

Do you like my fade. I have a interview at Hugo Boss

>>34535874
Sorry but the broccoli-cut is not fashionable

>>34535743
but are YOU qt though
>>34535874
wow another brown guy with a fuckboy haircut so original

>>34535889
>but are YOU qt though
Well I could (and will) say "yeah" but then it's not like I'm unbiased. Also don't be THAT hard on him, I call it the "broccoli cut"

>>34535889
Actually my hair is hard to style. Too thick and curly so I just get a low fade. If it's a Fuck boy cut, i don't care.

>>34535909
Fuck you khobees

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>>34535933
>Fuck you khobees
So you don't want to be my qt bangladeshi gf? bummer.

>>34535959
You talking to a guy you short Fucking fgt

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>>34535889
no be my gf I am cuter than he is

>>34535980
I'm not short. You sure do have a manlet's attitude, though

>>34535874
High five brother

tiem to pound the pink pussi

>>34536006
I'm 6'3". I bet you're lying becuase bengali men are short and high chance you're short, dark, and fat or chubby.

>>34536029
I'm not bengali, though? I'm not even OP.
that's more of that manlet attitude right there.

>>34536027
Ayyye

Bitch I'm a dog, woof Beat that ho walls loose

>>34536039

Manlet problems are horrible. Kys.

>>34535909
fair enough

>>34535910
aw no now I feel bad

>>34535989
post proof

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telugu brahmin is the highest caste on this planet

we are lord Vishnu's chosen people to lead and command

lower castes should be put in breeding facilities and used as agricultural commodities and slave labor


ALL technological and scientific development in India happens in SOUTH India. SOUTH India is the stronghold of academia and intellectualism in India. ISRO and other scientific organizations are based in SOUTH India

You CANNOT deny any of this

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>>34536079
>fair enough
Post a throwaway or a skype and I'll give you proof

>>34536084
This is America. Nobody cares about your Indian caste shit. You skinny, short, dark, Indian shit. All you guys are beta af. Short, weak, and feminine.

>>34536112
I don't care that much, but thank you for the picture

>>34536119
I am willing to bet that this is an insecure Indian guy. So full of self-hatred

>>34536140
>I don't care that much, but thank you for the picture
I knew it, she just wants chad

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>>34536119
>Short, weak, and feminine.

I swear to god I WILL transition if you keep on bullying me anon
I am warning you anon I am gonna do it

>>34536140
just a joke to incite conversation friend
I've never even been to india desu

>>34536157
Bengali sluts fuck white boys then go for that rich beta bengali dude. Its most of them. I usually fuck bengali chicks and date white girls.

>>34536157
You could be someone's chad anon but not with that attitude

Curious though so @ all other brown people in this thread: what was your childhood like?

>>34536182
>Bengali sluts fuck white boys then go for that rich beta bengali dude. Its most of them. I usually fuck bengali chicks and date white girls.
I'm not bengali though, I just want a qt brown gf

whites and blacks cant be robots though, oregano story

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>>34536157
>>34536182
u guys are being hella rude dudes desu ne

>>34536182
whatever helps you sleep at night

POUND DAT BLONDE PUSSY WOO WOO

>>34536188
>You could be someone's chad anon but not with that attitude
Easy for you to say, to be H

>what was your childhood like?
lmao

>>34536195
>being pragmatic
>being rude
Choose one (1). In my experience, women usually don't give a shit about "attitude" or "personality" if a guy looks like Chad Hemsworth or Chad Boemer

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>>34536188
>what was your childhood like?
pretty normal I guess idk

Let me give you fgts some tips.

Bengali girls are looking for a guy they can have fun with. Be sexual with. Be funny, look good, take care of yourself. Dress well. Most of you don't even lift, have horrible style, and try to hard. If you are outgoing, dress well, can be fun to be with, and aren't a pussy, bengali girls will go for you. Hard part is to hide the relationship from your parents but in this generation, most parents are open about it.

Don't be a shy pussy talking to girls. They don't like that. Take control. Take charge. Be a man. You lead, she follows.

Im Bengali, but people mistake me for Persian, Mediterranean, or Middle Eastern. I fucked so many bengali girls and most of them are always the same thing. Never let them hold you down for marriage. Focus on college, get your career going, get your money straight and in check, then think about marriage.

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I seriously do not know why all you guys are so obsessed about women.

EVERY other desi guy I've met has been exactly like this too

LEMME GIVE U FGTS SOME TIPS BROS HERES HOW U GET HOT GIRLS

WAAAH NO BENGALI GIRLS WILL DATE ME WAAAH

why are you all so pathetic

>>34536350
>dude why are you guys so obsessed with women lmao
>dude why are drought-stricken africans so obsessed with water lmao
hmmm

they call it "acting thirsty" for a reason

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Why are indians the WORST brownskin out there?

>>34536350

Most desi guys cant attract attractive girls.

I myself have fucked bengali, white, arabic, and Latino girls so I want to help and give tips.

You sound like an actual loser who probably never got your dick near a girl.

>>34536209
>to be H
what

>>34536326
Agree 100% with what this guy says. Any bengali girl worth marrying will also be only focused on her studies (and probably doesn't even want to get married lol)

>>34536350
agree with this anon too, girls are boring desu just like most humans
focus on school

>>34536383

They smell, their horrible accent, lack of style, ugly haircuts, skinny, super dark, short.

That's why.

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>>34536383
>Why are indians the WORST brownskin out there?

say that to my face and I will strike you down with my scimitar kaffir fag

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>>34536395
>lmao u r soo virgin
Norman out

>>34536413
>girls are boring desu just like most humans
>focus on school
>>34535192
>I don't know many brown guys
>the ones that I do (...) have no personality beyond academics

really made me think

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>>34535192
>want to be black
why do you hate black people fem"""bot"""????

I'm sorry but I will not tolerate your racism in this thread

>>34536466
focusing on school doesn't mean you don't have a personality though?

"having a personality" does not mean "is sexually active" anon

>>34536511
it's honestly because they're trying to be something they're not
I don't hate black people

>>34534729
>bonds girls love us

>>34535059
>be brown grll

>>34535109
>REEEEEEE r/masculinity NOWAG

Fucking browns

>>34536525
>focusing on school doesn't mean you don't have a personality though?
I didn't say that?

>"having a personality" does not mean "is sexually active" anon
I didn't say that either?

Hello yes I'm desert type of jew. I am very brown, too brown. Am I welcome here? Are most people here just Indian?

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>>34536541
>Fucking browns
not all of us man

look at this fag #34535874 (YOU)
why does this idiot even browse /r9k/
I HAVE THIS ONE TRICK TO GET U GIRLS QUICK!!
he needs to be quarantined to /soc/ desuyo

This is a fucking anime/trap imageboard and any other topic should be heavily discouraged

>>34536553
I'm saying it's not mutually exclusive, like you were implying in your post
the way you put my posts together made it seem like you did that to highlight some contradiction or hypocrisy I dunno

I can smell the curry from my monitor, poo in the loos just go and stay go

also a quick anecdote, I was walking and saw an Indian girl that was very cute and attractive, as we got closer to pass my nasal passages were attacked by her smell of male sweat and body odor

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>>34536630
>Am I welcome here
prove you are worth being part of our elite squad

>>34536700
Probably because you're just trying to tell us to hold off on dating you until we make $400k/second after 12 years of school, so you can marry us when you get tired of fucking&dating a series of Chads for 12 years

>I dunno
sasuga

>>34536749
No, the point is that I don't want to get married and I'll likely be making $400k/second myself

And maybe I'll fuck some Chads along the way

>>34536749

Fuck bengali girls, don't marry them.
Hopefully you find a virgin. Their pussies are sooo tight.

>>34536764
Either way, I'm right. You'd eschew all the guys willing to stick with you because you want to ride the Chad Carousel.

>>34536766
I used to go out with a qt virgin girl but then I dumped her because I wasn't good enough for her (I wasn't Chad).

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>>34536766
Dude nobody gives a shit about the garbage you have to say

go to /soc/ you clearly do not belong here

even that femwhore seems like more of a robot than you are

>>34536775
maybe I don't want a guy to stick by me?
it would mean something if I wanted to get married and fucked a bunch of chads instead
but if I don't want anything long-term or serious to begin with I don't see anything being wrong

besides why would a guy want to "stick with" me if I'm such a slut

>>34536815
Probably because some guys are looking for that 1:999,999,999,999 woman who isn't a slut and wants a guy to stick by her?

I mean I know you're a woman (female) so you probably spend like 1 hour on here a day to "laugh at the losers" and make yourself feel better, but most of the guys on here want a long-term GF

the only time they're complaining about sex is because others make fun of them for being virgins, or women make fun of them for being virgins if they answer the question truthfully ("are you a virgin").

then again you're just kind of proving our/my oregano hypothesis that 100% of women are sluts who just want to fuck a long series of Chad dicks before dying of dried up ovaries/HPV-instigated cervical cancer

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>mfw there's a fire alarm in my dorm but I DON"T leave

what's the worst that can happen lads

>>34536775

Man to man. Never settle until you find the right one. Always be working yourself. You can't control your height or facial aesthetics but you can change and gain muscle, dress better, get a better hairstyle, etc and improve. Most bengali girls are ruthless and will hop around until they find a guy that makes money and can be brought to her parents. My advice is do not think about marriage or anything until you get your career and no st straight. Mean time, find hobbies you like, workout and improve your body, go out, meet new people, meet new girls, fuck them, date, travel, etc. I see you many guys just go to school, marry, then fall off.

Most people will hate me but I'm just saying the truth and being real. Most pussy fgts here will hate me and call me names becuase they don't change and always cry and complain

>>34536881
Your advice isn't wrong but IM NOT FUCKING BENGALI THIS IS /brown guys thread/ NOT FUCKING /bengali general/ I just want a brown qt to settle down with, I don't care WHAT fucking race she is

>>34536904

Bengali/Indian/paki/black/white whatever bro! Every thing I said still applies for MEN

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>tfw no THICC brown gf (male)

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serioiusly can all of you relationshipfags just fuck off?

you people aren't robots. I don't know why 90% of the indians that come on /r9k/ are like you people

This is NOT the place for you regardless of your color

>>34536861
Relationships are a trap. I spend time here because I like it here

you guys should all realize there's more to life than tying yourself to some girl

>>34536937
Brown as in Indian girls or brown as in Mexican/Arab type skin?

>>34536974
>Relationships are a trap. I spend time here because I like it here
Both of these things are easy for you to say because you're a girl (female)

>>34536974

TRUTH my man.

Most men think they'll get a girl and be happy but its not always like that.

Most men want girls to fuck and love but women don't "love" men the sameway men love women.

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>>34536976
>Brown as in Indian girls or brown as in Mexican/Arab type skin?
race is a social construct meme I do not give a singular fuck mate

but I think my parents would probably prefer if I dated a Indian girl

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>go on /r9k/
>see a brown thread that has basically become a bengali thread
>am west bengali (diasporafag)

damn, what a day

>>34536983
If you say say

>>34537002
That's because women are more practical than men

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>>34537013
It doesn't even matter man
none of these people are robots

>>34537002
1.) You're replying to a slut
2.) gj enabling slut behavior my man

>>34537014
>If you say so
>women are more practical than men
1.) I do say so
2.) wrong, women are fucking dumb. Evidence: women who fall IN LOVE with Chad

>>34537014

>more practical

Explain?

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WHITE MALE REPORTING IN
WE WILL BUILD A GREAT FIREWALL TO GET YOU SHITSKINS OFF MY BOARD
CHINKS WELCOME, EVERYONE ELSE THAT ISN'T WHITE FUCK AUWF

>>34537012

Well indian girls have horrible bodies lol

>>34537046
ok well like instead of working out we just wear spanx

>>34537047

Get out Trevor. The salt will be to spicy for you.

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>>34537047
FUCK YOU HONKEY
THE INTERNET IS DESIGNATED INDIAN TERRITORY

MICROSOFT IS A HINDU ORGANIZATION
APPLE IS A HINDU ORGANIZATION
GOOGLE IS A HINDU ORGANIZATION

THE INTERNET BELONGS TO INDIANS ALONE AND WE DECIDE WHO HAS ACCESS

>>34537072

That's why bengali girls have ugly unattractive bodies

>>34537037
Not a slut :)

>women are fucking dumb
women don't fall in love with chad. you guys need to get your narrative straight
either women aren't capable of love and only trade sex for material goods
which is practical
or they're stupid and fall in love without getting any benefit
(like men)

>>34537046
not >>34537072
although that's v true
see above

>>34537098
>women don't fall in love with chad
false.

>Not a slut :)
also false: >>34536815
>I don't want anything long-term or serious to begin with I don't see anything being wrong
>besides why would a guy want to "stick with" me if I'm such a slut
>>34536764
>maybe I'll fuck some Chads along the way

really made me think

also contradicting yourself and acting pseudointellectual when called out on it is not being "practical" :)

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>>34537032
not much we can do man, almost every thread now is infested with fags of the highest order

I mainly come here for the /comf/ and the very occasional actual unique thread

>>34537061
>the grapes were sour anyways

>>34537130

She's a dumb girl. Never reason with women. Its an ongoing circle.

>>34537151

>posts a pic of an Indian pornstar

Indian women bodies are horrible

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>>34537151
>I mainly come here for the /comf/
>>ree why are all these guys trying to talk to women instead of acting "comfy" and feminine
Wow, that other guy wasn't kidding. You currymunchers really are feminine. You even got this fag wearing a dress talking about "my best friends" like a catty little woman

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>>34537083
JUST LOOKING AT YOUR SHIT COVERED BODY IS SPICY

>>34537225
Caramel skin is my skin. White girls love giving me head in my dorm btw.

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>>34537200
>Wow, that other guy wasn't kidding
uhhh I prefer the term girl (male)
please consider pronouns before you post

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>>34537092
WE
WUZ
COMPUTOR
N
SHEIT
NOW I MUST GO
TO THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET
GOODBYE PAJEET

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>>34537246
>poo poo person
>getting licky willy from stacy
Top kek pajeet

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>>34537246
never associate yourself with my race again if you are going to say dumbshit drivel like this all the time

Seriously anon, you realize it's because of people like you that people have a low opinion of Indians, right?

Every single word in your post makes you sound more insecure

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>>34537325
This
t. Indian living in norway

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>>34537197
>>posts a pic of an Indian pornstar

what's your point? indian girls with good bodies exist, most girls of any race have shit bodies, especially if they grow up malnourished. most rich indian girls I know have choice bodies

>>34537200
>implying enjoying aesthetic pictures and getting laid are mutually exclusive
>implying you come to fucking /r9k/ of all places to talk about picking up women

pathetic t b h

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Indian niggers, do you think its possible for me to live in india without learning or speaking hindi?

>>34534637
that might be the funniest picture I've ever seen

>>34537249
>>34537383
Keep on acting feminine, that's totally gonna help you in the next 4 years.

>Bengali who doesn't speak Bangla

Is there a worse feel?

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>>34537404
>Keep on acting feminine, that's totally gonna help you in the next 4 years.

y-you think it'll help me find a bf??

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>>34537423
shob theek hobe bhai, internet theke shob shekha jai

>>34537404
>still not understanding what /comfy/ means
>thinking trump is going to deport people who are citizens by birth
>still not realizing trump is an israeli neocon shill since he didn't have the balls to ban saudis or pakis

never knew the spectrum went this far

>>34537527
I don't even know what you just said

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>>34537549
shob = all, theek = fine, hobe = will be, bhai = breh, internet = duolingo soon hopefully, theke = from, shob, shekha = learning, jai = is possible

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anyone here read Gandhi's autobiography?

what do you think of this guy

are you guys vegetarian?

Hi, fellow brown boys. Brown Hispanic bot here. :^)

Hispanic here, voted for Trump. So far, I'm loving everything he's done.

>Se tienes que volver

>>34537429
I'll be your bf :^)

what the fuck is this thread even about I just saw "bf" and zeroed in here

>>34537658
>Hi, fellow brown boys. Brown Hispanic bot here. :^)
why do people keep on saying enchiladas aren't mexican food when they are objectively the best mexican food?

Do mexicans not want to claim the best dish they can offer?

>>34537627
Ah I see. Thanks mate :) The verb conjugation in Bangla is really complicated and difficult to grasp

>>34537690
Enchiladas are totally Mexican though? What Mexican would say otherwise? I mean, they're kinda different, what you guys call "enchilada sauce" doesn't really exist in Mexico, but the dish itself does.

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>>34537693
>tfw no hijabi qt gf

>>34537675
I'm a Hispanic Trump supporter as well. :^)

Except, I don't speak Spanish. I'm the disgrace in the family who didn't learn Spanish. ;_;

>>34537690
>why do people keep on saying enchiladas aren't mexican food
I wasn't aware of those who say this. Also, I'm Nicaraguan, so I'd assume some Mexican bots here can offer a better answer.

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>>34537693
the ordering is also different, which can throw people off. I'm glad I learned it as a first language so I don't really have to think about it, but my reading/writing skills are pretty shit tier. Just gotta practice

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>>34537651
>nah
>overrated, ended up birthing an insanely parasitic political dynasty which got BTFO by Modi
>nah

>>34534637
brown bot reporting live from M.E

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>>34537917
>insanely parasitic political dynasty which got BTFO by Modi

the dynasty isn't over yet anon
the dumbfucks who run the indian national congress asked the wife of gandhi's fucking son to come run things

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonia_Gandhi

the gandhi name is OP it needs to be nerfed honestly

>>34537934
>brown bot reporting live from M.E
where you from? my roommate is from dubai

he is rich as fuck it's insane

>>34537975
Jordan. Emiraties are rich as fuck thats true

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>>34537975
yeah I may have been presumptive, but they did get shat on in the last election, and I imagine they will continue to get shat on if Modi actually succeeds with economic policy

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>>34537990
>Jordan. Emiraties are rich as fuck thats true
tell an ignorant american [indian btw] what I should know about Jordan

give me a quick rundown of the country

>>34538065
everyones cucked by the monarchy.
i come from a really old jordanian tribe so im against the hashemites

not too islamic, just conservative. has nice arab vibes in parts of the city. pretty small towns/country everyone knows everyone. pretty good army. everyone loves the hashemites except for the actual jordanians ((my family and a few others)) uuuuhhh dont know what else

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>>34538127
post pics

arogoonally