>cum into orange >eat it AMA

>>34534702
why

pls be orighihji

>>34534727
Animal desires.

I did this once as well when I was younger.
I was being impulsive and I hate the idea of wasting food.

>>34534702
Ok, so I've always fantasized about eating my own cum, it even fuels my fapping, but once I cum, I always pussy out and not eat it.
Any advice?

>>34534702
How'd it taste?

>>34534753
Just eat it, it doesn't taste that bad. Makes cleanup easier too.
>>34534754
Like an orange, a bit more runny towards the afflicted area.

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That actually reminds me of something I did on valentine's day 2014.
>smoke weed
>bring beer into bathrooms
>jack off in shower
>shoot into beer
>drink beer

Thanks for bringing back good memories, OP. I'm stuck with it for life.

>>34534801
>shoot into beer
Why?

>>34534833
A. I was lonely and bored, pus valentines day always reminds me of my permavirgin status and induces a mild state of psychosis
B. I already knew what cum tasted like, and was curious to know what it would be like inside a beer.
Why is that more questionable that cumming on an orange?

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>>34535078
>Be fucking an orange
>Cum
>Well fuck... I don't want to waste this...

Versus

>Jerking off in the shower
>I wonder how this will taste
>Shoot load into beer and drink

Not judging you my man, do your thing, but I'm just saying that there might be a slight difference here.

>>34535129
>fucking an orange
First off, that was either a big orange, a small dick, or you only stuck a little bit of your dick in.
Second, you aren't worried about getting your dick sticky and covered in acid that might irritate the skin?

>>34535195
That's not the guy with the orange, I am.
No, i didn't fuck the orange, I got to the edge, jammed my dick in, and came.
I did this right before I went into the shower, so I wasn't concerned about pulp or sticky or anything.

>>34535195
You see, I imagine that if you were to jerk off with an orange you'd make a hole through it and use it like a sleeve over your dick, not actually fuck it. You can always clean up after to remove the stickiness, so I don't think it's that big of a deal.

>>34535241
https://m.xhamster.com/movies/739923/well_fuck_an_orange.html

Fuck me, that looks uncomfortable.

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>be me
>make coffee
>jack off
>cum into coffee
>drink it