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Post your Pepe shrines 2017-02-01 06:12:04 Post No.34559563
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Shoutout to Nick B. It's Joe.
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>>34559563
Nick here, wanna come over and suck my dick?
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>>34559587
Probably a fucking leaf. Nice try FBI
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>>34559563
Nick isn't even online rn.
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anon, get over here now and get your milkies. no son of mine is going to bed hungry.
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Do women with extra large breasts have more milk when pregnant than women with say more average size breasts?
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>>34559544
good thread. milena is the GOAT
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>>34560165
Nope, boob size does not correlate to the amount of milk produced. Milk amount is determined by how much stimulous the breast recieves.
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>you will never know the feel of growing up with a girl while liking each other and growing to love each other as time goes on until you both give each other your virginity, and stay together for life as loyal, devoted husband and wife
end my existence
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>>34559528
i never thought of this feel, but know i feel it.
Thanks for ruining my night, anon
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>>34559528
>meet girl at 15 in high school
>have half of the same classes
>she's a normal quirky sorta-nerdy 5/10 that doesn't have many friends
>become friends with her because we are in half the same classes
>decide that I can do better as an athlete and straight-a normie with a huge social circle
>she ends up in a very abusive relationship later that year that fucks her up in the head
>she cheats on him with me because why not
>I get really sick and my life falls apart for a few years
>she and I on-and-off hook up
>lose my virginity to her although she had already lost hers to her special douchebag "first"
>she gets into another relationship
>after high school ends, still see each other every time she's between relationships
>half of them are abusive, most of the rest are just shit
>never dated her before because of her predilection to cheating, my belief that I could do "better", and her damagedness
>she gets out of a long-term relationship a few months back
>she and I have spent pretty much every day together since and fuck like rabbits while taking little adventures all over the place
>realize I fucked up when I was 15
>tfw 24 now
Oh yeah. It could be worse, buddy.
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>>34559528
quick rundown: OP is a faggot
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Let's see your bedrooms, robots.
Are they comfy or sterile? Clean or messy? Bright or dim? I want to see where you people spend 99% of your time.
Pic related is mine. Still planning on getting some LED strips to accentuate the back of my monitor and to line my window sill. Also want to get a plant of some sort to go behind the bookshelf, a better chair for my desk, and a few more movie posters to fill out the wall which is not pictured. It's also mostly all voice controlled via my Amazon Echo, which makes me feel extra futura-comfy, kind of like I'm living in the movie Her.
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>>34559524
I want your room.
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It actually wasn't that hard once I decided to commit to making it nice. For the first six months living in this city I literally slept on an air mattress in an empty white room. You can do it anon, I believe in you.
Gonna dump some random ones from Google while I'm here.
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I swear the artificial light makes it look worse than it is
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Are there anybody here who un-ironically thinks white chicks are the hottest?
top kek nigga, give me a non-white hottie that's mixed enough for me to still otherwise produce white kids and we're goooooooooooooooooooood homie, we gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
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>>34559482
Yes. I personally don't care for asses. Even though I'm 7", an ass can stop me from going balls deep like I want.
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>>34559523
You're a virgin aren't you
this isn't original comment
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>>34559553
I had sex 2 days ago actually.
You?
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At what point is it too late to for love? 2017-02-01 06:05:26 Post No.34559436
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At what point is it too late to for love?
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My entire life I've always wanted a girlfriend.. I even told myself I would go for any woman on the one rule she wasn't morbidly obese. I would always say to myself and online that if I had a girlfriend it'd solve so many of my issues, my desire for love and acceptance for example.
I would call myself a guy with a high sex drive. I love to fantasize and day dream all the time about sexual situations. But I've never been with a woman before or even kissed one and I'm 20 years old. So I have a great idea of what I want and I fantasize tons about the future I want with a woman..
This is how I knew that I had drifted too far. The girl that I always wanted came to me, my friend had set us up and she was always the one pushing our relationship forward. She always wanted to french kiss, hug, meet up.. She was skinny with a nice ass, she dressed badly but it didn't matter to me.
But even with all of this, I felt out of place. Like all of those feelings and imagination of how much I wanted a girlfriend and love dissipated from my mind, and all I could think of was the anxiety of intimacy.
I had realized that what I had been wanting and desiring my entire life made me feel like an alien when I finally had it. I didn't have any pleasure from her even though I should have, just blankness, like an abyss of emotion. She was all over me, initiating the calls and texts, and it just felt like work. I didn't even have the mental notion to fuck her.
My imagination was what I wanted, not a woman. Even though I had been craving a woman so much my entire life, when I had her I wanted nothing to do with her.
Perhaps I was too late to catch the train of intimacy and love. Perhaps I'm too far gone.
I broke up with her. Then eventually I started to fantasize and imagine again. And whenever I wish for a girlfriend, I think of her, then I stop myself from hating myself for the reason of not having a woman in my life.
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>>34559436
has anyone ever had this feel?
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>>34559436
>20 years old
>have friends
>had gf
>"I'm too far gone"
Fuck man, I'm 21 KHV and I never for a second think I'm "too far gone". There are 30+ year old wizards that lurk this board, and you're complaining about your first relationship not being what you were expecting?
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>>34559436
Words can't describe how closely I can relate to this OP
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ITT: Post your first name
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>>34559398
Luigi
BUT I'M NOT ITALIAN
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>>34559423
MAKING MEATBALLS, MARIO!
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Nikita.I hate it
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>this is suddenly sabatoged and no longer exists
How do normies react?
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my 60 year old aunt would be in shambles
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my bet is they discover piracy in a big fucking hurry
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>>34559368
They make shitty memes and hashtags about it, never going a day in their life without saying some dumb fucking trendy phrase like "netflix and rip xdddd"
I've seen recently a lot of girls wearing these. What do they mean by this?
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I've seen recently anons posting this exact same thread. What do they mean by this?
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>>34559319
They think it's cute like a necklace
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Those were big with girls when I was in jr high in the early 00s
It means they do anal
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>tfw I accidentally existed near a cute boy again
just kill me please
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Fucking degenerate sIut
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>>34559286
want to cam fuck op?
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>>34559310
>Fucking degenerate sIut
what did I do wrong ;_;
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>family incest porn videos getting more and more popular and socially accepted
>overhear teen girls talking about how they're evaluating the idea of having sex with their brothers, dads and mothers "just for fun"
>family sex rapidly becoming a thing
Where are we going?
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I'd rather have sex with my daughter rather than letting her having unsafe sex with some stranger, she's only 22
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>>34559285
You know where we're going. Down the slippery slope of acceptance and people trying new things because they are bored of a monotonous life and need degenerate things to keep their destroyed and dulled mental states satiated by pointless experiences.
Question is, is this a society you want to be a part of?
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>>34559285
>overhear teen girls talking about how they're evaluating the idea of having sex with their brothers, dads and mothers "just for fun"
This literally has never happened to anybody ever, especially not to you.
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Technology is our energy, coding is our magic, and you are the wizard.
You just need to harness your power through training, countless hours of training by your elder of which resides on that one tutorial series that's actually good.
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Teach me your ways oh great and powerful one.
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>>34559267
Do u mean the metasploit minute?
If I start with Kali loonix will I learn bad habits
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>>34559267
I study amongst the greatest computer wizards, at the University
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>be me
>in Biology class
>girl I have a crush on next to me
>She is talking to me
>Asks for number
>panic and try to say it from memory
>give wrong number
>next day
>attempt to salvage the relationship by going for a hug
> "let me just squeeze in here"
>she doesn't realize i'm talking to her
>Go for hug anyways
>she pulls away
>"y-you had something on your shirt"
>She stops talking to me
>mfw
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>> "let me just squeeze in here"
Almost got me before I read this. Nice copypasta.
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>>34559275
You mock my pain
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>>34559258
>Ask for number
>Ask
Get the fuck off of my board normie scum.
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>be in Target today
>teen girl and her mom are shopping near me
>girl is trying on large sweaters or something and wearing a school uniform
>pulls a sweater off over her head, somehow sweater clings and briefly pulls her skirt up all the way in back
>catch full view of her adorably tight butt in a thong before her skirt falls back down (kind of like pic related)
>get instant boner and push my cart like nothing happened
Srs that was the highlight of my week so far, I need a gf.
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>>34559215
>thong
She's a whore, anon.
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Target probably already sent the boner footage to the cops
You're going away for a long time
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>>34559215
Fuckin hate that feeling famalam.
Usually i drown it out with alcohol ;D
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>fap for the first time in a month
>cum is too thick and hurts getting out
fuck you varg
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i hope u ate your cummies
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>>34559206
heck no, i was too tired to do anything..maybe should've eaten it
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Voluntarily celibate no-fap virgin MGTOW outreach program shitposting office.
2017-02-01 07:13:19
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2017-02-01 07:13:19
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Loser, you're not supposed to fap ever. When it comes out in a wet dream it will actually feel good and won't make you addicted to masturbating again.