>be me
>in Biology class
>girl I have a crush on next to me
>She is talking to me
>Asks for number
>panic and try to say it from memory
>give wrong number
>next day
>attempt to salvage the relationship by going for a hug
> "let me just squeeze in here"
>she doesn't realize i'm talking to her
>Go for hug anyways
>she pulls away
>"y-you had something on your shirt"
>She stops talking to me
>mfw
>>34559258
>> "let me just squeeze in here"
Almost got me before I read this. Nice copypasta.
>>34559275
You mock my pain
>>34559258
>Ask for number
>Ask
Get the fuck off of my board normie scum.
Almost as good as the "ol lickaroo" OP
>>34559320
I feel like I'm in a limbo between Robot and Normie
>>34559354
OH MY GOD SAME
I've been trying to describe it for years and I could never put it into words. Thank you anon
>let me just squeeze in here
Ahahahahahaabab
do you think the media will get killed in the next 10-15 years due to the internet?
so a few days ago some alleged right-wing conspiracy group with for real druids and shit was raided in germany, of course the fucking whore media has the audacity turn up the next day after the raid at the door of one of the druid guys wanting to 'talk' with him. Dude was probably thinking it's police or something again, instantly he has some cameras and microphones in his face, he closes the door, some reporter screams at him 'Do you not want to say something to the things held against you, clear things up?', trying to dupe him into saying anything without his lawyer. Then they go on talking to his neighbours, asking if he's been weird and 'didn't anyone notice this and talk about it?'. Then they showed some druid who went out on the regular in some asterix costume in public and basically did the same thing, having no respect for a person who I feel for some mysterious reason might suffer from long-lasting mental distress.
I don't care about this right-wing idiocy, but I can't wait for the old print media to go down in a fire, hopefully soon, this behaviour disgusts me to no end
>>34560146
obviously I was in the wrong tab to start a new thread