ITT: Post your first name

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>>34559398
Luigi

BUT I'M NOT ITALIAN

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>>34559423
MAKING MEATBALLS, MARIO!

Nikita.
I hate it

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>>34559398
giovanni
and im not italian

>>34559398
Tim

It's very boring.

Alejandro

When that lady gaga song came out I was bullied in middle school. whenever we started a new year and the teach called out my name people sang it.

Names Smith. Idiot Smith.

>>34559398
The Real Slim Shady

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Ogogogog still not enough og

Skyler

I want to impregnate a woman multiple times and pass on my superior white genes

>>34559611
Haha that's hilarious but sad did it hurt your feelings doe?

>>34559398
Jimmy

I somewhat like my name

>>34559398
Any Bryans lurking?

>>34559398
>Ashley

I'm male and original

>>34559779
Not really it was just annoying but I had this faggot teach who would sing my name whenever he called on me.

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>>34559916
kek why did your parents do that to you?

Nadine

I'm also a guy. We tortured in middle school/ high school

>>34560001
>>34559916
>>34559690


What are your parents fucking problems?

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Antonio

And I'm not Italian

>>34559597
I agree desu
t. Tim

David
I'm dead inside.

Oscar the Grouch.

Italiano DeSpaghetti

And I'm not even Italian

Francesco

And I'm not Italian

Ethan
But I'm not white?!!

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Colton
Woooooow dood how was this unoriginal

Tomasso

And I'm not even a tomato

Charles

Original lanigiro

>>34559398
Logan

My mom wanted to name me Paris but my dad didn't let her, thank god

>>34559398
Gerald

Yeah i'm that guy

>>34560231
Bullet Dodged

t. Logan

>>34560243
What guy? Is there a Gerald stereotype?

>>34559398
Spaghettimeataballz

And I'm not even Italian!

>>34559398
Halo mah fellow robot's my name is Sa'hir dal'fir sam yak'ir tow'cow mel'fir da'ichenstein. I am from de great country of Somalia

My name is Guy.

fucking weebs running to me screaming "ITS GUY SENSEI!! XD!"

my name is sin. my parents were edgy dork gothics.

My name is Post Reply.

my name is everyone.

My name is original post.

Ivan

R8 me

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>>34559398
My given name is Xavier, but my friends call me Young Murdercock.

Blaze

>>34559476
Cute name for an eastern european girl.

>>34559597
Thank your parents for not naming you Timothy, my uncle named his kid that and it's worse.

>>34560151
That name's more Spanish than it is Italian.

marlboro

my life sucks

Julian the loser

Luca

and I'm actually Italian

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>>34559398
Gavin

I don't mind it.

Daniel, i like it but idk

>>34560917
Ryan

>>34560917
>tfw when my friend's little brother is called Blaze
I only thought one person had that name.

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>>34559398
Anonilus. i dont like my fn. might start going by my middle name alejandro.

Morgan

is my name.

>>34559398
>Tfw name so rare can't post it here because someone might recognize me

>>34562447
btfo gilbert

>>34562459
You're way off.
I'll give you a hint: it end with a J

>Paddy

Yes I technically have Irish hertiage but you gotta go real far back

>>34562506
Stevenj

>>34560231
>>34560306
my old dealer was called Logan

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Kai, but I sometimes use my second name Friedrich

Janeth

Bullied for school because it was a popular criminal's name in my country, still being bullied until now, le sigh

>>34559398
Kenneth
but I'm kinda Asian

Dragos

Hello. My name is Hans.

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Alessandro
And fuck you, I'm Italian

>>34560917
Did you like mk Armageddon

>>34559398
Theres people from my town here and my name is too unique senpai

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Leif

and I'm not even a viking

Joka is here. Jho-kah.

Weronika

I don't like it

>>34565410
>starts with w
Are your parents retarded?

>>34565438
In some languages W = V

Savior

I like it.

Nick
sounds chill in burgerland but living in Europe and having to go by Nicholas is fucking terrible

my name is xavier. named after charles xavier. was close to being named tristan or
DeWan
and i'm white