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anyone else wants a drivers licence for comfy night trips?
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Driving around at night on completely desolate roads is top comfy.
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>>34570741
I drive my motorcycle at night, I suggest motorcycle bros are best, if you see one, and the breeze at night, being able to swerve. It's perfect
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I don't have any money for petrol so I would a rarely get to even drive

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>receive $900 in neetbux
>receive $150 in foodbux
>receive free healthcare
>eligible for subsidized housing but long wait
>can live in any city, state and will receive the same amount

I currently live with parents and pay them rent ($400) but after realizing that I can move anywhere in the country and receive the same amount of government aid, I was thinking ... Where should I move? What's a comfy, cheap place to live at? All I need is a good Internet connection and an area where I can walk or use public transportation to buy food. Living with roommates is expected but if I could afford to live alone with $900 that would be the dream. I don't waste my money on shit besides the occasional vidya and PC upgrade. My parents live in a comfy place but the only reason why I'm considering moving is because it's so rural that the only Internet access here is satellite which means no online vidya with my fellow neets, which makes me feel very lonely.
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>>34570659
What country m8?
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>>34570730
If it's the US, Memphis is consistently ranked as a city with high affordability.
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>>34570730
>>34570810

US.

>Memphis
>63% black population

idunno

What is the most interesting thing that ever happened to you anon? Asking because i am boring.
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I stopped pretending to believe in free will (I always had doubts about it even when I was a little kid) and became a hard incompatibilist.

Turned my life around for the better. I am so much more forgiving, relaxed, and even more popular with others.
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>inb4 normie sex stories
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>>34570619
Pretty much me as well, I just became de-motivated afterwards, At least nothing can ever piss me off anymore

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What are the repercussions of a battery charge?

I've been bullied and picked on my whole life. Sometimes, even when nothing's wrong, i have these spells of intense anger and i start working on my swings. Sometimes i just want to punch one of the sarcastic normies who make fun of me.

Say my friend invites his wannabe chad friend over while i'm there. This dude has only met me once, but i took abuse from him for a whole year straight when we had a group chat going. If he belittled me one too many times and i just sucker punched him and started wailing on him, well i know the pussy would go to the cops right away. The question is, how bad is the punishment? I've never hit anyone in my life, are we talking jail time, community service, or never being able to get a job?

I've taken so much shit it's literally boiling over and i need to dish it back out.. at least to one person. Not like Elliot Rogers, just with my fists. It's only fair.
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$1000 fine and up to a year in jail? Fuck this wussified country.
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>What are the repercussions of a battery charge?

I try to keep mine charged because that way I can talk longer without it cutting out on me.
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>>34570544

Are you both white? Who's richer? Say it was self defense. Beat his ass AND YOU CALL THE POLICE. Say he attacked you and you beat his ass in self defense. Pin him down and call the cops till they get there. Pretend to be the victim. It's ez. If he's with friends, you might get jumped or have other people say you started it or whatever. It might be tricky. Make sure no cameras are recording. And don't over do it. Don't kick while he's down. No stomping on him. Just maybe knock him out in 1-2 hits if you can. Avoid doing it on the street or concrete, if nigga gets knocked out and hits his head and dies or ends up retarded u fucked for life lmao

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Are emojis the downfall of western society?

Seriously think about it.The quality of the internet has been declining ever since emojis went into wide use.

Memes have been getting worse and worse over the years, the IQ of the average human being living in a first world country has been decreasing and we've been seeing autistic merchandise relating to emojis in our local Walmarts.
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We dont have Walmarts in Europe burger
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>>34570555
Shut up you fucking sandnigger.I bet you're enjoying that goat cock eurocuck.
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>>34570511
simplification of stuff amke the stuff more accessible to a wide range of audience.
al

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>be asian male
>lab partners with a qt asian girl
>quiet and polite, literally my parents' dream daughter in law
>invites me over to study
>the walls in her room are covered in posters of white Chad celebrities and models

And I actually thought it was all just a meme
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No it's not a meme.

Blacks and whites cannot be robots, they're too used to stealing other races women.
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She is a degenerate race traitor. I would suggest you slay her where she stands.

The white and asian races must be kept pure for the final battle.
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who the hell cares

no me thats who.

t. asian

also
>dating lab partners

super queer and beta op

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Why are weeaboo girls and girls who post on 4chan more prone to promiscuity?
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Someone give me the code for that black girl JAV.
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I'm a weeaboo girl and I'm a virgin.
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>>34570507
I wish I could believe you.
Have a depressed (you).

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Fembots, what do you think about feminism?
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>>34570448
It accomplished most of its stated goals in the western world 50 years ago and modern feminism is mired in nonsense instead of helping women in other countries that have it bad
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It's just absolute degeneracy now.
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>>34570448
Unfortunately nothing can be fixed with new laws now, I think. It's all cultural attitudes, and it's almost all the older generations (minus backlash to misguided attempts at fixing said attitudes).
I'm still very much a feminist, I mean fucking Poland banned abortion for a bit, didn't they? What the fuck is that.

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Fucking normies
REEEEEEEEEEE
(Original comment)
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>>34570426
Safron Oregano basil leaves
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>>34570426
dude my sekrit club and sekrit memes reee am i right haha
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>>34570426
rare pepes

orignaide orang originl

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>tfw no scandinavian bf
w-where are you all
jag vill halla din hand
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>>34570356
Jag e her.

Original
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>>34570396
my hands are soft
it probably would feel nice to hold hands, s-scandi boy..
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>>34570356
>tfw no Estonian bf

Eyyy, can a fellow robot pass on that mask-tube-helium thing for painless and guranteed suicide?
Thanks in advance.
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OP here, somehow found it after digging even more.
Hue-shifted to avoid the unoriginal ban, sharing with fellow robots.
Later spacecowboys, ordered the stuff, should be here in a week or less.
Not that I matter more than any other robot bro on here.
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>>34570531
are you aware that helium tanks are now diluted thanks to gentlemen like yourself who wanted to use them to escape the matrix?

Chances are, it won't work.
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>>34571321
oh fuck me, I guess Ill also get some nitrogen or argon.

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Seen a few of these on here before,
does anyone want to play?

First time control is 5|2, but can change if it doesn't suit.

https://lichess.org/EuHRh889
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>>34570177
lol what the fuck is 1. b3
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the anon playing Black definitely understands what he's supposed to be doing, c5 Nf6 g6 is my go-to setup as well
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first game finished

link to second if anyone is playing:
https://lichess.org/EfgLcrxO

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>mfw Milo Yiannopoulos is going to be at my university later today

Any robots ever go to one of his events or have him come to your uni? It's going to be comfy to see the protesters and such. :)
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>>34570109
Milo is an edgy faggot who attention whores and will burn in hell during the day of the rope for being a homosexual faggot.

Milo followers are beta cuckholded men from reddit.
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>>34570109
Milo is reddit as fuck dude. The only reason his events are fun is because it gets the SJWs out protesting complete bullshit
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>>34570222
>beta cuckolded men from reddit
You summarized the entire population that hates milo anon, are you sure you know who you are talking about?

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You're all faggots and will never be chad until you learn to get dubs on command like I have.
Check'em, faggots.
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absolutely pathetic. that isn't how you do it
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Honestly mildly impressed that you were as far off as possible
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>>34570114
you sure? because that was but a joke, this is the REAL dubs post.

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What's the difference between serotonin, oxytocin and dopamine and how do I use them to trick myself into thinking I'm happy?
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>>34569948
nothing and you dont
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>>34569996
Well aren't you a negative Nancy?
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>>34569948
no i cant
but i learned how to accelerate piglet birth with oxytocin if that helps you in any way.

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