What is the most interesting thing that ever happened to you

I stopped pretending to believe in free will (I always had doubts about it even when I was a little kid) and became a hard incompatibilist.

Turned my life around for the better. I am so much more forgiving, relaxed, and even more popular with others.

>inb4 normie sex stories

>>34570619
Pretty much me as well, I just became de-motivated afterwards, At least nothing can ever piss me off anymore

>>34570579
I truthfully believe the fact that I've lived here for over 20 years and nothing interesting has happened to me is kind of interesting.

>>34570579
I shared a dream with my sister. I had a nightmare that I was locked in a basement, I was screaming and pounding on the door but I was drowned out by the sounds of a party upstairs. I rarely have nightmares so the next day I told my family about it and my sister said she had a nightmare that she was at a party in a strange house and could hear someone screaming for help but couldn't tell where it was coming from.

>>34570579
either tripping balls on a ridiculously high dose of nbome and having to go to hospital or spending a couple of months in a young offender's institution.

>>34570579
had $100 and went to a casino (i played texas hold em a few times online gambling) and decided to put it all on a poker table. most the other guys there were all like middle aged successful guys that had spare money to gamble with. their stacks were all at least $500 up.

im pretty nervous and excited because it's the risk of the thrill. i fold most hands and just waiting for a good one to go all in with. i get AK and decide to do it someone raises 30 preflop i just shove over the top for all in he calls the addition 80 or w/e my stack was i think when i went all in i had like 130 or something.

he is pretty cool about it and shows his hand immediately before the community cards are dealt QQ is what he had he asks 'do you have aces?' i so 'nope you got me beat' and flip over AK. on the turn i bink a K and win the hand. a few hours later i cash out for 1400 and feel like a fucking pro. turned 100 into 1400!

go back over a span of a couple of months and lost most of back but that was probably the best feeling in the world that initial night. actually have a job and plan on going back to play soon but this time i'll actually be able to afford it.

>>34570790
damn your lucky you didn't die. i heard that drug is really danagerous.

most interesting stuff that happened to me happened in my semi-normie high school weed-infused adventures. But in retrospect that's hardly interesting to anyone who isn't a close friend and can relate.

I was robbed one time by guys pretending to be cops. I was punched by a speed-head and needed stitches. Is pain considered "interesting" ?

Idk, I'd say the real interesting stuff happened in my head with all the overreaching theories and plots and voices. But, again, this is something that requires intimacy before it can be brought up. So, normie-wise, I'm quite uninteresting unless my high school stories are gonna impress Stacy (which I hope to god they do. Seems like a lot of Stacies are fascinated by "bad boy" stuff, especially the ones who were square and never got a taste of it. I can always exaggerate a bit)

>>34570959
yeah, i bought a gram of the stuff and after trying to sniff ridiculously small amounts off of a key and evidently not getting any up there i just scooped up a small mound and sniffed it. could've been anywhere from 20-40mg. incredibly retarded thing to do and i quickly regretted it. according to a friend i tried to rape her and another one of my male friends.

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here are a few

>worked in a funeral home for a year

>was addicted to heroin for about 3 years (clean now)

>once had an acid fueled 3 way with 2 girls

>once saw Ice-T (the black dude from Law and Order) at Wal-Mart

>have been held at gunpoint twice in my life (used to live in a bad part of town)

>>34571076
how common is that drug? why did you even buy it?

i personally stay away from psychadellics something about htem freak me out. i think it's the lack of control you have while high and also all the horror stories i've been told.

i'd do lsd if it were tested as actual lsd and the amount was a moderate safe dosage but i wouldn't just stick a tab of paper in my mouth without knowing fully what it actually was! drug addicts are pretty brave and also pretty stupid at the same time.

>>34571184
it was fairly common where i live when i bought it. i was planning to put 1mg on 1000 tabs and sell them as LSD for 5 each, would've been great since i bought the gram for ridiculously cheap via the internet. i would've been arrested on the night i overdosed if i hadn't thrown all my drugs away in a frenzy at some point in the night. never found them again but the police found me and searched my bag shortly afterwards.

yeah i stay away from psychedelics nowadays. pretty enjoyable and insightful in a controlled setting if you take a dose you're comfortable with though.

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>me, 21 years old, late 90s
>work shitty job in local convenience store
>by myself on the graveyard shift as usual
>two guys rush in with hoodies on
>one shoves a sawn off in my face, both are screaming to open register
>have a moment of full retard
>grab shotgun dude's gun and pull it to the side and toward me, pulling the dude onto the counter
>simultaneously let loose the hardest punch of my life into his face as he's being pulled toward me
>he goes limp
>other guy produces a bat from fucking hammer space and starts hitting me with it
>I hit the panic alarm while trying to stop this dude from hitting me
>realise I still have the shotgun in my hand and the knocked out dude's grip is gone
>turn the shotgun on the bat dude
>he sprints out of the store leaving other dude behind
cont

>>34570579
had a psychotic break on half a tab of LSD (it was my ninth time) took it at 12 pm 12/15/15 and woke up in my room at 1 AM. My room was trashed. Both my parents witnessed me walking around my basement naked. Apparently I jerked off in both my mom and dad's face. Ever since I have clips of songs looping through my head, sometimes they're all I can think about. Likely residual psychosis.

Also I lost my virginity in a three way with an old friend (2 male 1 female) we played strip pong trashed drunk and things got sexual out in the grass. I went down on her, fucked her a bit, but it seemed like she was more into my friend so I didn't finish and went inside.

>>34571332
cmon boy it's been 10 minutes

I have a few

>be 14 years old
>down by river close to downtown watching some kind of wacky raft race with Dad
>there's a week long festival every year in my town and this is an event on the last Saturday
>some lady walks up like 30ish years old
>it's only 11am and it's pretty obvious she is drunk
>she then says "I have to pee really quick don't look." (we were in a bushy/lush area)
>lolwut.jpeg
>she squats down, starts pissing
>look, even though she asked us not to
>look at Dad give him a "Did this bitch really just do that?" face
>she stands up "Thanks Guys"

She was a 6/10 but old for me at 14

Ok this one was just last spring

>be me 17
>already started working regularly (I took online courses so I had a lot of free time)
>siding the house for a fat fuck who works thirds
>work first (obviously because outside work)
>he's there the entire fucking time we are almost everyday
>I hate when customers are home while doing work
>at least he didn't helicopter much/often
>one of the days we were there he has a woman over
>don't know if hooker or what this guy was fat and ugly as fuck
>He starts fucking her like 10 mins after she walked into the house
>fucking fake moaning and everything
>were losing our shit outside
>eventually stops
>she goes out of the back but her car was out front, where we were working
>dontknowwhatthatachieved.gif
>she leaves asap

She was probably a 4/10

>>34570579
>Got stuck in an elevator with Dirk Benedict at a scifi convention; he's pretty cool
>Accidentally had lunch with Clint Eastwood
>Gave an intelligence briefing to the president
>Fought in the Gulf War with the French Foreign Legion (I was detached)
>Had a nice talk on a long plane ride with Gianna Michaels as she was traveling for a "meeting"

>>34571184
>lack of control while on psychedelics
I have never experienced a loss of control while on either acid or mushrooms. I haven't had massive doses of them either, to be fair, but still.

If you're freaked out about them then you shouldn't go near them, though.

>>34572206
how though....
are you old?

>be me, 6'2" and 60kg king of skellingtons
>always have been super skinny, pretty normal face. Got the occasional girl who thought I was cute but I was too autistic to ever do shit about it
>One day, at the mall, trying to push myself to "do more things"
>Day is going alright. My tremors are acting up so I look shaky and nervous, but I had a friend to accompany me
>this guy comes up to me and asks me if I've ever thought about modeling before, blah blah blah, gives me a card and said he wanted to send me to some big brand from Paris
>think whatever, there's no way this could be real. Only /fit/ guys are supposed to be able to do that stuff
>End up giving him a call. He has me take some headshots and he sends them to his client
>A week later, asks me if I can go to Los Angeles. I say yes. He sends a plane ticket to my email and says the client paid for all expenses
>Fuck, that's pretty cool
>Go there, a driver picks me up from the airport in a black SUV
>Woah, never seen LA before. Kinda dope.
>Go into a studio, try on super tight black skinny jeans and some other clothes. They all looked like they were worth more than my life.
>Take pictures and go back to hotel
>All the other "models" looked kinda like me; tall, thin as rails, kinda "heroin kids" look to everyone. They were all from cool foreign countries and shit
>We sit around and smoke amazing cali weed, smoke hashish that the French kid brought on his flight, drink beer, exchange stories about our hometowns
>Sleep in nice hotel, fly back the next day
>Get a call from the model agent guy, they "confirmed me"
>go back to LA a while later, essentially experience one week long party. We go onto "the set" and get fitted in our clothes, then do the show
>Make around $4,000 for the whole deal. Got to keep the jeans. Flew home afterwards to continue my boring life

>>34572348
Older, sure

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I committed crime for my family sometime within the last four years

>>34570579
Probably when I was riding my bike outdoors, tried to remember the path my dad did the last week, got lost in the middle of nowhere at night, with no phone and no light.
I kept following the road for until a car went, saw me asking for help and stopped. I was a couple in their fifties, very nice people. They let me use their phone to contact my parents and waited with me somewhere safer until my dad came to bring me back with the bike.

Not much else interesting happened. I once knew a family member who got killed in Syria and I appear in a french film, but that's all I can think of.