>tfw no scandinavian bf w-where are you all jag vill

>>34570356
Jag e her.

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>>34570396
my hands are soft
it probably would feel nice to hold hands, s-scandi boy..

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>>34570356
>tfw no Estonian bf

>>34570442
a baltic bf would be good too
but they are so rare

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>>34570522
Shame that they my countrymen....

>>34570580
be friendly to your countrymen

>>34570805
Fug
I wanted to say 'hate our countrymen'

>>34570356
tfw you wish you were scandi to have a scandi gf and have scandi babies but you're just an english mut rip

Shame no muslim qt bf to fuck my boipussy

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>>34570356
Vilket land?

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>>34570805
where are you from that they hate you?

>>34570894
not scandinavia

>>34570984
oops, i meant to quote >>34570843

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>>34571031
their not-so-friendly neighbour

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>>34570984
L E D S A M M A P O J K A R

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Any scandi girls like brit boiis?

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>>34571060
don't be sad, anon
you probably aren't so bad

>>34571089
tyskland

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>>34571207
Var en gang i Frankfurt, sa javla manga pundare. Ar det sa i hela Tyskland?

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>>34571234
det ar mycket populart, ja
(my swedish is really rusty..)
most people in their 20's are pretty open towards it i think. a lot smoke regulary or have at least tried it once.

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>>34571582
I didnt mean casual weed-smokers, what I saw was dudes shooting heroin on the stairs to the subway, It was very stange

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>>34571627
it isn't uncommon, yeah
drug education here mostly is really.. bad and it's really easy to get what you want if you know the right people
there are always some corners of cities that will be ridden with junkies; same in the town where i live

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>Supposedly happiest country on earth
>I'm sad AF

Livet er haardt, gutter.

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>>34571723
Det ar for att du ar dansk. Man far vad man fortjanar

>>34571709
But still, in broad daylight. And why is your food so fucking expensive?

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Du gamla du fria, du fjallhoga nord ...

*sobs*

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>>34571783
Undskyld, jeg forstaar ikke arabisk.

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>>34571823
Men ni pratar ju med potatis i munnen sa det ar ju klart att ni misstar sprak dar man inte later dum i huvudet nar man talar.

>>34570442
Guy detected

Perverdid ahju

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>>34571783
well, it's not just a thing in germany; it's similar in the uk and probably other countries too

a-and don't bully >>34571723

>>34571988
He's Swedish, he can't help it. The projecting is in his DNA.

Why are you interested in Scandinavia?

>>34571980
> Perverdid ahju
I don't speak it. I'm from Sibulland

>>34572104

Russian homo operatives stealing Estonian men in latest assault on Estonian nation. Thanks a lot DRUMPF

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>>34572087
it started when i was younger; i just really liked the nature and the folklores i read about. over the years i just picked up some things here and there and eventually started learning a little swedish. most scandinavian people i talked to were very nice and/or interesting.

>>34572188
That's cool i guess. I don't really care much for the folklore but i guess that's because i grew up with it and were forced to read shit tonnes of local folklore about elves. Fuck elves.

>>34572149
I found one Eesti trap on steam by accident (we have a lot of common groups) but dunno what to say to him...

>>34572248
Just say "kepiks aga".Traps love that alpha chad shit

>>34572319
> "kepiks aga
thanks
orege

>>34572188
What kinda folklore? And why Swedish?

>>34572246
that makes sense. i don't feel that strongly about them anymore, but as a kid they were cool as fuck, but i was a pretty awkward kid, so
elves are cool t-though

>>34570442
i could be that exact thing.

>>34572423
Elves are the ultimate dickheads. People idolize them because they were beautiful but in reality they killed and maimed people.

I still remember one story where they invited a farmer to dance with them and he had a choice to either accept and he would dance with them for 100 years so that he would outlive his family or he would decline and his family would be killed.

>>34570356
tfw a anglo swede mutt

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>dkn ingen pv

>>34572488
there's one thing >>34572104

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>>34572411
back then it was mostly classic scandinavian folk tales. i just really liked all the different creatures/beings and that a lot of them were pretty dark.
i had a very good online friend who was from sweden and it made me want to learn the language since i was already interested and it didn't seem far too different from german.

>>34572524
true, though these days it seems that the term elves is a little ambiguous, but that's how they originally were portrayed. i remember them being sexualised and seductive and by that luring humans in.

>>34572661
Yeah, there are different sub classes of elves. At least that's how i learned it. Elves, Vaetter, Nisser and Noekker.
Elves were sexy qts but they were hollow and dangerous.

>>34572724
>no scandi bf to talk about folklore
;_;

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>>34573233
If you're trying to trick me into meeting up with you , just for you to try and recruit me into a biker gang that will sexually exploit me, then no thanks. I'm not falling for that again.

I'd love to talk though, i'm so lonely. [email protected]

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>>34573399
i added you, but my skype requests don't seem to send sometimes
[email protected]

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DANSK ER DJAEVELENS TUNGEN.
DJAEVELEN ER EN DANSKER.
KNEPPE DANSKERE.
KNEPPE DANSK.
KNEPPE DANMARK.
JEG IKKE ER FRA ISHOEJ.
JEG IKKE ER PISLAMISTISKE.
JEG SIMPELTHEN HADER JER ALLE.
MEN JEG ELSKER HUNDE.