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>>34606609
A lot of guns and a lot of bullets. Im sure u can figure out the rest.

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I have accumulated over 12 shekels

just play videogames and fap to gyaru and smile on the last day because God won't be angry at me because I didn't take my own life

>>34606567
: D

(broccoli)

I completely ignore women. Gets them so wet. Whenever some girl looks in my direction I scowl to scare her off. It lets her now how protective I am. If I'm that protective of myself, she can imagine how protective I would be of her. She'll be thinking of me the rest of the month.

step 1. threaten her
2. punch her in the mouth
3. make her your girl

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this was a deep dream
>on online store
>buy mirrors edge for $2
>time passes
>get mirrors edge
>look down
>uh, oh
>forgot I already owned mirrors edge
>stuck with the feelings of being both confused and sad as I stare down at the two copies of mirrors edge
this was a deep dream

Last night I dreamt I was at trumps inauguration, but it wasn't at the whitehouse just a small stage on some shitty field. And trumps parent's were on stage behind him and awkwardly saying the words to his speech along with him and cheering. I got pretty close, but behind a fence and I was able to lob a cheese grater and it hit trump in the face. I ran away and hid under the bandstand seating, but a secret service agent found me and threatened to drag me off to a military prison, then I woke up.

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How are your dream diaries going?

You are writing a dream diary, right anon?

>>34606421
>tfw this is bait and you will never find a real fembot to cuck you
fuck you op

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Why even post this? Why are you posting this? I don't really understand the point.

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All I want to do is masturbate and ignore normalfags.

>>34606387
>How do i find a bf who cares about my person and not only my body but also isnt a beta cuck?
Have a good personality.

>>34606404
Its broken but kinda interesting.
But its hard to geht to know me because i am rqther shy

>>34606424
Yeah, you also type like a retard, so I don't think anyone interesting would bother with you.

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The one and only king of memes

>>34606350
inb4 the bog meme

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we must save the traps!

>>34606286
It's already started, I think. My mom bought a box of thin mints and hid them from me like I wouldn't fuckin find them. I might open those shits right now

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why exactIy?

>>34606286
Already started. There are 3 boxes in my kitchen as we speak.

>>34606248
That's the real issue.
Nobody is aware of the truth.
The wizard life is no joke - it's not a meme, or funny, or anything else.
See The Hermit card, from the Tarot, as an example.

>>34606272
Op here, I'm a 23 year old hermit virgin, is it just my wizard powers slowly coming into fruition?

>>34606284
True transformation happens when you are at your darkest. Be open to it, and be ready to any and all experiences.

And indeed, your wizard powers are simply growing over time. Stay the path, do not stop now!

Eventually, you will find not is all that it seems to be. The truth is something so unbelievable, so retarded, so autistic, that it'll make you scream.

And then you have control.

>>34606235
sorru i meant KV not HV

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>>34606235
mah nigga

tfw held hands when I helped an old lady get to her bus stop after an icy rain storm

normiedom here we come

im a step above you losers

i may be a 26 kv neet, but not only have i went on a DATE with a girl, we LOCKED ARMS and walked down the street

feels good being the alpha male

i have something like 10 bucks to my name

>pay day is tuesday
>check acc so I can find out just how many cents I had for this thread
>I got paid today somehow

oh shit nigga, thanks OP

you've made this thread so many times

we get, you have a lot of money saved

>>34606127
>too cute to be handsome
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>being told I'm adorable all the time
what do they mean by this?

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>tfw cute enough for girls
>tfw not cute enough for boys

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>>34606063
Is the girl on the right IAmMegaGirl on mfc? That one camshow she recorded is probably the hottest thing I have ever seen (pic related).

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You dont have to rub it in nor pretend that change cant leave to a better life

Yeah.
Sex obsessed modern is broken as fuck.
Yet most robots choose to willingly participate in it, even if it means they are at the bottom of the pile.

They could, right now, renounce modern culture, give up the pornography, give up the video games, give up trying to score sex on tinder, and join a religious community, meet a chaste wife and raise a family and lead a traditional life.

But they keep coming back to this culture because of the promise that sex is just right around the corner.
It's a carrot on a stick.
They truly believe that they are just outliers and their turn for sex is coming any day now.
So they kill themselves mentally by masturbating to pornography. They put themselves at risk by using tinder. They ignore self improvement, self restraint, and spiritual pursuits and keep supporting the very culture that is killing them.

Most robots are morons. And they are getting what they deserve.

you have to find someone who likes you as a person i guess

>>34606074
Good luck finding someone you like as a person, letalone someone that likes you.

Remember, all women are whores deep down.

>just give me a chance
you have to earn that chance.
seems you haven't done shit to earn it.

>>34606024
1. To me, a robot is a male who, for one reason or another, is severely limited in his ability to appeal to the opposite sex and to the outside world at large. Robots typically cope with feelings of isolation, anger, frustration, or depression.
2. Several features are disqualifying. Prior romantic/sexual relationships or contact with females is obviously the biggest one. In most cases, having kissed a female is also disqualifying. Women cannot be robots. Males with large circles of friends (say more than 10) cannot be robots.
3. I do not believe the transition from robot to normie is reversible. Once a "robot" had engaged in behavior that demonstrates he is capable of normal social behavior, he is no longer a true robot. So robots can become normies but cannot go back down to robot status, barring serious illness or injury:
4. No. This board's unique identity would be diluted if those unable to wholly empathize with a robot's situation were permitted to post here. Any poster exhibiting "normie" behavior should promptly be told to leave, and threads about normie topics should be ignored.

>>34606024
1.A robot is someone who looks like a person but is unable function like a person. They are less than subhuman.
2.The inability to have emotional connection with another human. (this disqualifies women)
3.A normie has had an emotional connection, they are in no way a robot. That proves that they have worth.
4.Non-robots should be able to post here because I like to see what meaningless shit their ego can justify.

imo

>>34606083
>10 friends

Fuck off my board reeeee

>>34605957
You had your first wet dream, you teenaged virgin

>>34605957
It's called a wet dream, you fucking mong. Did you pay attention in sex ed?

>>34605957
It takes two to tango.

Oregano.