Let's get a tips/tricks thread going for picking up the

>>34606567
: D

(broccoli)

I completely ignore women. Gets them so wet. Whenever some girl looks in my direction I scowl to scare her off. It lets her now how protective I am. If I'm that protective of myself, she can imagine how protective I would be of her. She'll be thinking of me the rest of the month.

step 1. threaten her
2. punch her in the mouth
3. make her your girl

>>34606567
ill post a request
The other day a hot blond that goes to the gym with me complimented me on my ride
shes always smiling to me or saying shit like 'o anon can lift a lot' etc
how can I lead this to banging her

i just grab 'em by the pussy

>>34609229
would it be awkard if I suddenly asked for her number out of nowhere?

>>34609229

Next time she compliments your lifts, tell her that if you can lift that much, you might be able to lift her, just barely though. She'll take it as a compliment towards her visible (and inner) strength.

write her a poem or paint her or something like this

>>34609259
what???
I mean im pretty much autistic but wont she take it as if im calling her fat?
I was thinking about just randomly saying something like "youre really sexy you know" and see how she reacts
the problem is im afraid she will react negatively

I just be myselve and it usually works

https://youtu.be/muqHXqWFOp0

>>34609343

He's lampooning you mate

>>34609364
well fuck
why are most robots such dicks
we need to help eachother

Every advice ITT would be valid if the one doing it is attractive.

On the contrary, nothing, I relepeat NOTHING works if you are unattractive.

>>34609504
what if youre 8.5-9/10 but extremely autistic and suffer from social anxiety?
asking for a friend