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>>34607051
>tfw white sissy
>tfw have asian sissy bf
truly best feel

>whites are a sissy race
Since when? Whites still largely dominate the world.

>>34607051
I know this is shitposting, but based on what you made this assumption?White race and asians made everything that the world use nowadays

>>34607026
My thought is that I could bust a nut to her and I would like a sauce.

>>34607026
It's ok to admit you like fat chicks anon. It's a very common thing and fatties are great to fuck. I've exclusively dated/fucked fat women, mostly with cowtits, which is even better imo.

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>>34607026
>receiving a blowjob from a fat chick

Goddamn, I thought she was going to suck out my soul, I came so hard I thought I was gonna die.

>>34607023
>that kid who started balding at 17
me

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>>34607023
>be me, 21
>babyface
>want to get a beard to hide it
>go without shaving for 2 months
>my face literally looks like I glued some pubes on it, just single super thick pieces of hair but still no beard

JUST

>that autistic kid who would ask your name and then tell you facts about the clothes you were wearing
> then proceed to tell you if you have a sub and ask your street address

>>34607019

Roland
Robert
Timmy
Bill
Johnny
Billy

>>34607019

Owen

orginareeeeeeeeeeety

>>34607019
>>34607019
ANDREW
FUCKING ANDREW

also
JACOB

>>34606989
I shave and get rid of my 90% of my body hair. I wear clothes over it, so it's more of a mental thing for me. I feel cleaner and more hygenic with less hair.

>>34606989
Shwering onca a day is dangerous for your health tho...

I do it once a week but people say that's disgusting.
Guess once every other day is fine if you ask your doctor.

I dress nice not much really changes bitches are bitches you still gotta put in the work to find one. I do get a lot more looks though.

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>>34606969
>Why even live?
For your possible cute submissive bf

I wish I could be a cute boy. I'd pleasure all the robots. But instead I'm ugly, tall, hairy and have a naturally bulky physique.

>tfw you will never be anyones cute submissive cockslave/maid

Probably a bit of a beta if he goes for someone younger than him at that age

It's not too bad. My friend's sister who was 16 went with a 30yo drug addict and had children with him. Pretty much a welfare mother now.

>>34606912
>>34606923
dunno she wears jailbait clothing and a fuck ton of makeup
mum lets her hangout with him and shes quite obsessed with him
>hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
well it makes me laugh more than anything,damn normies.

>>34606885
hey were never betas, they were bullies

>>34607013
>columbine shooters bullies
do you even know them? everybody said they were constantly bullied by chads

>>34606885
Because similar to you, they were big on words but when it came to shooting they saw that it's not that pleasant to kill people. And it was too late to stop now.

>>34606872
Looks more like an autist in mom jeans and his big boy boots.

>>34606872
I look like a skinhead but more the nazi punks fuck off kind.

>>34606872
Who here /bashthefash/?
Say goodnight OP

You get to ask them directly face to face?
I'd just ask them what my eye color, is the correct color as a yes no question, one will tell the truth other will lie.

>>34606854
I would ask "how many people have you had sexual relations with"
And I would probably choose the right because she has a more feminine/smaller face.

"How big is my dick?"

I thought britain was part of europe

>>34606846
im american and ive done this before

>>34606936
>I thought britain was part of europe
>Brexit

Why are you so fucking stupid?

>inb4 britain still europe geographically xd

Pass on the steam accounto

>>34606829
give me your cc info
/id/fuckingfagkys
is my steam acc

also try to kill all the roasties, Elliot Rodgers your way to Valhalla

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>>34606829
Real advice....make peace with whoever you actually care about sell everything and either leave it too who you want to have or just blow it on whatever and have as much fun as possible. But whatever you do don't wimp out like a bitch commit or don't

Reeeepley

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I'll give you an example, right?

I am currently going through 4th year of Grammar school. There's 32 people in my class from which 12 are guys. From those 12 guys, 8 have gf, meaning that only 4 could be defined as "lonely" (althought I am quite sure that at least one of them could get gf if he wanted).
This means that most guys aren't lonely and we make minority.

>>34606925

I bet these guys have multiple gfs

>>34606645
Haha what did you see?

>>34606653
I think hes just making fun of theists.

>>34606659
not making fun, dead serious

>>34606653
It transcends words. I have kept the description of what I've seen a secret as a covenant between me and my Lord.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.menshealth.com/sex-women/stop-masturbating-for-10-years%3Famp?client=safari

The longest I've gone without masturbating was 8 days, and I was a nervous wreck the whole. My parents were worried thinking something terrible happened, like I lost my job or something. It may be too late for me.

>>34606612

well for one, you start losing sexual interest in women, i'm not saying you will turn gay but you will just lose the desire to fap and shit. once you see a hot girl, your first thought isn't about violently raping her, but instead you just go "huh, nice" and move on.

and maybe that way you won't want a gf so badly.