What are some robot-tier names? Names that immediately let you

>>34607019

Roland
Robert
Timmy
Bill
Johnny
Billy

>>34607019

Owen

orginareeeeeeeeeeety

>>34607019
>>34607019
ANDREW
FUCKING ANDREW

also
JACOB

>>34607104
>tfw beta and named Jacob

Using Owen thanks for the input robots

>>34607112
i knew it Jacob I have known many a beta

now for some alpha names
>Brad
>Chad
>Chet
>Jack
>John
>Sean
>Parker
>Mark
>Mohammed
>Ivan
>Cameron

>>34607019
Dincles
>>34607030
Johnny reminds me of Johnny Bravo and he was a fucking chad. His friend Carl on the other hand...

>>34607019
Naming your kid Caleb or Preston is pretty much the best way to guarantee that you will never be a grandparent

>>34607128
>tfw most alpha dude you know is named caleb
wrong

Eugene
Linas
Julian
Patrick
Lachlan

>>34607630
Sure Caleb. I bet you lost your virginity at age 6 and fuck 10 girls a day.

Peter
James (only when they continue to call themselves 'James' instead of Jamie or whatever)
Ted

>>34607019
Jonathan

I know. Its mine

>>34607019
Jim is a very beta name. I'm surprised no one said that already.

>>34607019
Chad
Brad
Richard
Steven
Malcolm

>>34607104
>JACOB
I fucking wish, my oneitis's bf is a jacob and he's a tall chad.