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Don't fall for it op! It'll only end in pain

>no girl will ever be attracted to you enough to attempt rape and beat you to a pulp

Feels bad man

>>34691584
what is "oneitis" anyway?
t. virgin

>>34691555

Milo is legitimately the least interesting person ever to exist. He has no charm, lacks comedic timing and basically just copies people who are more interesting than him.

>>34691629
I think if that were true he wouldn't be as big as he is right now and libtards wouldn't be punching trash cans and destroying property to prevent him from speaking.

>>34691629
this desu

he just parrots /pol/

>>34691553
I want to get married to a woman and raise a child with her.
However I am not sure I am capable since my parents didn't have a functioning marriage and constantly fought. Most relationships end with my insecurities being the spike.

>>34691640
I can somewhat understand that. My mom is married but it feels like, to me, they barely love each other, per say. They argue over the smallest things and their personalities differ greatly. I figured the only reason they been married for so long was that her husband is very financially stable (six figures) and have a son (my half-brother) to him. My grandmother is on her third marriage as of now, and she been in it for more than 3 decades.

>>34691553
I'm not getting married. There's no point.

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>>34691490
Fucking none. Kids are a disgrace, plus, the world is already overpopulated enough, stop having so many kids you inbreed fuckers

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>>34691490
>How many kids do you plan on having?
around zero

it is very hard to impregnate a boipuccy

>>34691490
None. It is morally objectionable force existence on someone

>>34691407
Because you're too autistic to realize it means "relax and try not to have a panic attack over trivial bullshit."

>>34691438
this

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>>34691438
on the other hand, that doesn't necessarily mean 'being' yourself, people handle life differently and not everyone can just relax, dumb anon

>>34691399
cute anime. where she from anon?

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>have to work tomorrow
>that means I can cry all night and not worry about how tired I'll be at work because I want to die anyway and hope to get in a fatal car accident some morning

Why don't you have to go to work anon?

>>34691411
i dont know anon im sorry
>>34692366
its my day off, i dont want to drive unless i have to but there are many times where i want to veer into oncoming traffic and die

>>34691314
im ugly too i wish i had a gf

>>34691326
seriously shes a blonde at an ivy league school, her bf goes god knows where and is ugly as shit. fool looks arab too

I have the same problem except she says she's a lesbo but dates like exclusively guys. The only reason she denied my follow was because her friend hates me because she is like top tier feminist trash and man I hate them anti-fascists

>>34691278
implying matpat is beta

You're not implying that guy is beta, are you?

just quote people until she thinks you're smart then emotionally manipulate her

>>34691267
only the stray sheep to drink and pick up girls named Catherine

I've always wondered what the bars are like on weekdays

I am too socially paralyzed to ever set foot in a bar of my own volition.

>>34691256
Every*

Just*

Girl in blue is cutie.

>>34691256
Because in school when instead of learning about food sciences, nutrition, exercise, how the human body works. They are instead learning about how to dress conservatively, worship devoutly, act accordingly and the tenets and punishment of their society.

Ok my state is untouched what does that mean?

>>34691305

not enough data?

>>34691254

OP here, forgot link

http://jonathansoma.com/singles/

Y'all too sensitive

>>34691226
I don't think about you. Also, your thread picture is so off topic it's retarded.

I feel like you guys struggle more because you're the least desirable race. At the same time I think you're beautiful in your own ways.

T. Whiteboi

Every day bitch how else am I supposed to deal with the pointlessness of life

Everyday after work. I'm currently looking for a new job but it's been a dead end. FML

>>34691329
How much you make per hour or salary?

nobody will ever give a shit what they think and they are usually aware of that

>Never being taken seriously due to their looks

>Creeping realisation that people won't be as nice to them when they age

>Absurd amounts of dieting and exercise

>Crippling self-esteem issues (it's epidemic among Instagram models)

>Generally dealing with creeps on a regular basis, and I don't regular people ( non-chads if you prefer) talking to them. I mean like being solicited for sex, yelled at on the streets, male "friends" abandoning them if they turn them down, etc.

A co-worker of mine is doing his PhD on self-esteem in models and the shit they report is unbelievable

>>34691207
>What struggles do they encounter everyday?

Absolutely none.

>>34691241
This is a meme spread by feminists.

>>34691179
>Are all the classes in the university this big?
Your general classes would be that big. 100 levels to keep you well rounded. Your classes where professors grade your answers and more sophisticated material will be in 30 person classes.

>How can you all stay in classes that big without having a anxiety/panic attack?
Stay near the back and to the side. You'll talk to maybe 3 people during a semester

>How you all socialize with the classmates?
If you WANTED to socialize, you talk to somebody your age or dressed in bright colors/freshman gear. They're all thinking about meeting a wide cast of people. There's a mutual nervous excitement about what new people have to say/how they think because of the new environment.

>Just how?
Not everybody does. If you show up, keep a planner and read the book, you should be able to find a niche that captures you.

>How can you all pay attention to the teacher with classes full of all those strangers?
You don't always. That's why the supplementary material is so much more important. You study or you sink.

>>34691322
thanks for the reply it really helped me understand

>>34691322
this guy is pretty on point anon. another thing to point out is that if you're living in a dorm, the first week or so is gonna make or break your social life. i know it's gonna be hard to try and make friends with all these new people, but freshmen will be starving for any form of social validation and will make social groups fast. just try your best to not sperg out and join a circle and get used to the people there. good luck