How many kids do you plan on having?

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>>34691490
Fucking none. Kids are a disgrace, plus, the world is already overpopulated enough, stop having so many kids you inbreed fuckers

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>>34691490
>How many kids do you plan on having?
around zero

it is very hard to impregnate a boipuccy

>>34691490
None. It is morally objectionable force existence on someone

Zero

There is absolutely no reason to bring a person into a world/system/reality like this.

me raiding a child is probably a violation of the geneva convention

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The replies in this thread are all so fucking depressing. But at the same time I can't really argue.

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as many as it takes to get a boy

>>34691490
Ill bite. Maybe four or five, preferably a balance with two boys and three girls.

>>34691490
0.
None.
Not a single kid.
My parents are the best fucking nicest people ever... and I've ruined their life... I've stolen their car, done drugs, been an alcoholic, fucked girls in their house loudly, been a general fucking nightmare for 29 years... why the fuck would I do that to myself?
I would never be able to cope with myself.
I'd go down for murder.

four, i'll be happy to raise them right so they don't end up like you silly people.

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>>34692592
How's it feel knowing you're be the first in a genetic line spanning hundreds of millions of years to not reproduce?

Zero (0). I have not enjoyed existence enough to recommend it to anybody.

>>34692529
you shouldn't raid children

>>34691490
Already have one. Don't want another, thanks.

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None, I cant even talk to girls let alone look at them.
IM ON THE EDGE, OF GLORY

>>34692633
plenty of their ancestors siblings did not reproduce, and plenty of their jth cousins k times removed did not reproduce either.

>>34691490
None.

I actually have more of a desire to have kids than get married, but since the latter will never happen and I would only have children if I had a wife to help me raise them, I don't anticipate that I'll ever reproduce.

>>34691490
I would prefer to marry some extremely hot single mom once I'm rich and successful and adopting her kid to having my own. There's so many things that can go wrong, that way I can even check out if the kid is a douchebag.

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>>34692693
So? All of their ancestors reproduced successfully. They'll be the first of that genetic line to not.

>>34691490
none
>why put a kid through living in this world when trump abouta nuke everything
>why not adopt
>why think about kids when I get pounded in the ass and am not ever gonna get preggers.

>>34691490
good one
topkek

>>34692633
I honestly don't care.
I'm getting over some serious depression and anxiety and now FUCKING LOVE LIFE... but I still want no kids.

>>34692633
Pretty good, considering that the probability of someone's happiness being greater than sadness in their lifetime is rather slim.

t. Antinalists

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>>34691490
If I ever got a qt wife then at least 8. Anyone who doesn't want kids is just human garbage.

>>34692841
k, then go to an orphanage and tell them they're better off dead and should kill themselves. Then ask them if they want to.

Four kids at the least

>>34692786
not if one of their siblings dies first anon

>>34692633
it's kind of cool to think about, I've reached a higher level of pessimism than any of my direct ancestors since the beginning of life on earth

i would like min 2, pref 3, but i'm 24 now and don't want to have them past 31 really.

I want like 8 children. No lie. I'm not even catholic.

>>34691490
3. Maybe more if I have the dosh.

I'm gonna ruin my country with a small army of charismatic little gremlin shits.

>>34692786
>genetic line

this concept is fake though once you get to 9th grade biology

I already have a daughter but I could maybe have another or two. I also had her young so I've got plenty of time, the problem is finding a girl who wants to.

>>34692633
Can you tell me why I should care about this?

Like why should I care how """"lucky"""" I am to have come into existence and why I should bless my offspring with the same privilege.

Even after millions of years theres still no good reason

>>34691490
If I can find a good woman, probably 4

They'd have to be a really good person though, I wouldn't have kids with someone just because they're hot

>>34694730
and prefferably a tall blondeish girl, dutch or german so that our kids have good genetics

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If I actually would ever get a wife somehow, 2 or 3 boys specifically would be a dream scenario. Than 1 has the chance of being a faggot and dead to me and the other would hopefully pass on my genes.

>>34691490
I'd like to have 6 but I'd be happy with more.

I just want to be a loving husband to my future spouse and a good dad to my kids. I want to teach my kids how to play guitar, draw, paint, and give them the good upbringing and happy home that my shit eating parents couldn't give to me.

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>>34691490
>How many kids do you plan on having?
Refer to picture...

6 or 7 so i can make varg happy

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>someone to breed with
anyway im a sadistic person so maybe 5 or 6

0 because my gf is infertile and if she got an egg implanted like from her sister the childbirth could cause heart failure from her condition. unless a 3rd party would be willing to be pregnant for pay or something. i dont need kids anyways.

>>34695004
Just fuck her sister anon

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>>34691490
>Implying any girl would lower her standards enough to fuck me
topweew

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I am curious about this question too. All my life I had told myself that would go through life and be happy and successful, and that someday years down the road a kid would be an after though.

In college, when I got laid, I wrapped up every time to being safe. Kids are expensive, kids hold you back when you're young, kids could destroy current friendships and relationships.

I was diagnosed with testicular cancer in January. I already lost one nut to a tumor. Last week to top it off I found out that I have to go through aggressive chemo since the cancer never left after surgery. One of the possible outcomes, is a 20% chance of being permanently sterile. "Go to the fertility clinic, anon. Freeze your sperm" I was told by friends and family.

So, as today while I had to wank it in a specimen cup to AM radio and whatever porn material I could find on my phone I realized that of all days, of all times, I'm not sure anymore. And the thought of not being able to now terrifies me.

>>34691490
>zero

That's assuming that I'd have to take care of them though. I would like to have one night stands with drunk chicks I meet in bars around the world, and impregnate them, then vanish. If I ever come into a large amount of money I'll dedicate my life to beating Ghengis Khan's record.

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I want 2-3 daughters. Girls are sweeter/qter/quieter/neater than boys

I'm biased of course. I fucking hated my little brothers growing up.

>>34691490
If I can manage, 4. Though I have bigger fish to fry before I attempt to pull one off, let alone four.

>>34695132
they'll all grow up to be whores

>>34691490
If I'm actually able to marry a nice virgin girl then probably 2.

>>34695039
that seems jenky as fuck to me and idk how you do things like that without it being insanely awkward especially since they are already married with kids

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4.

This is your genetic legacy we're talking about here. Your purpose on Earth.

If you have 2 it's too easy for your line to die out.

Also, a little red pill for you all: the various difficulties with raising a family people cite are by design. Weak middle class and instability leads to only the sort of people who view kids as a speeding ticket for having sex breeding which gives the government/Elites more power since they have a large dependant caste voting to protect their handouts.

>>34695267
>Your purpose on Earth.

I'll decide what my purpose is. Where do you people even get this shit. Is it some weird religion or something.

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Gooood goyim. Parrot nonsense ideas about overpopulation and anti-natalist nihilism.

5 to 7 children, eavenly boys and girls. If more are possible, than more it is!
My dad grew up in a family of 12, and seeing how they all get along so well makes me want to have many kids as well. I guess it's also because I have 4 siblings.

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>>34695331

Most goals are pretty unobtainable. You're not going to be famous or rich or visit every country in the world. Might as well give in to your biological imperative.

But if you want to be a 45 year old dude binging on Netflix and playing video games, be my guest.

>>34695333
Not having kids benefits me. I'll be dead before everyone's brown. It does suck though, so if you ever want someone to impregnate women with my white genes, as long as there's no strings attached, I'm your man.

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>>34691538
DON'T BE A FAILURE OF LIFE. BREED, YOU GOY

>>34695267
Passing your genes is the biological imperative and the ultimate meaning of life, but it's still futile in the end, a delaying tactic at best before the final death of the human race.
If you have shitty genetics or any psychological problems I think it's a mistake.

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>>34695399
>Most goals are pretty unobtainable.

Mine are pretty obtainable. I just wanna play video games, get drunk, and travel to a few countries.

>Might as well give in to your biological imperative.

That's what poor blacks do anon. They just mindlessly give in to their instincts. Do you want to be like them?

>But if you want to be a 45 year old dude binging on Netflix and playing video games, be my guest.

K, thanks. You have fun doing things that may be against your own self interest, because it's your "biological imperative". Unless that's really what you want.

>>34691490
2 cats and 1 dog.

>>34692633
some day our genetic lines will all end anyways.

Not a one, they'd "cramp my style". [im never going to get a gf]

>>34691490
At least 2. We all know being a single child is a set up for guaranteed failure. The sibling bond is something everyone should be able to experience.

I want 2 daughters. Freya and Esther. Gotta find me a wife who is cool with being the bread winner though so I can NEET it up as a househusband.

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>tfw mom told me if I don't have kids by 25, she's going to double my rent

>>34691490
2 is the ideal, 3 is okay, any more is hot meas tier.

Though I don't plan on having kids right now definitely not ready.

God tier:
2 kids
Good tier:
3
OK if you have cash:
4
Pampered/lonely shit tier:
1
What the fuck are you doing tier:
5+
No seriously stop tier:
9+
Just castrate yourself holy shit tier:
14+

>>34696012
I said zero earlier in the thread, but if I could be a stay at home dad, I'd gladly have 2, maybe 3. That's pretty unlikely though.

>>34696052
Lol, how is that a threat. Having a kid would be a much higher expense than having doubled rent.

>>34696208
Was gonna reply with the same thing

>>34696177
It's the only way. Hell I'd even home school them until high school, try get a good basis for them to not be TOO slutty, because the sluttiness is inevitable.

None. Kids are disguisting, worthless, useless, you will spend all your money on them for no reason, they are annoying and there is a chance that the kid will have some mutation or mental illness and grow up to be a serial killer who also kills you.

Having kids is just a meme.

>>34696265
My crush's parents were over protective like this and /pol/ memes have made me feel gulity for like her because we're not the same race.

>>34696322
I'm not going to be overprotective, just instill some fucking sense into them.

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>>34691490
None, they are honestly just a drag on my life, I'd rather be doing things for myself, not cleaning up snot and shit.

>>34695132
>I want 2-3 daughters. Girls are sweeter/qter/quieter/neater than boys

Don't reproduce if you believe this.

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>>34696052
>tfw both my dads said they're going to quadruple my rent if I don't have twins with my gay boyfriend by the time I'm 32

>>34696322
Liking her*, I swear I know how to speak English at least.

>>34696342
Good, she's kinda fucked up, no TV, no internet except for virtual school, no friends growing up other than younger siblings, nothing. She might be better off for it seeing how modern girls generally are however.

>>34696376
This. I was, and still am, quieter and neater than my sister.

>>34691490
>asking people on r9k if they'll have kids
>having kids requires first having sex

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>>34695376
Why are there so many third worlders in this thread

shouldn't you losers be tending to your crops or some shit

>>34696591
Well, it is non majority USA time right now.

>>34692786
so? Who cares? This is a race to the bottom with a solid concrete floor

>>34692897
Lol, what are you fucking kidding?

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One daughter, is it weird that I want to have a daughter?

>>34696177
>stay at home dad
RIP this guy's kids

>>34697195
Only if you DON'T plan on deflowering her yourself

>>34697221
Why's that?

oregano post

>>34696591
I'm white you fucking cuck

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>>34697467
I didn't say anything about race

anyone can have a third world mentality

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>>34691490
If I can lock down a qt loyal gf, I'll probably adopt 7ish

0 if we are talking biological. I can't have children.

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>>34697545
>0 if we are talking biological. I can't have children.
why
do you intend to adopt in your lifetime

>>34697550
Doctor's orders unless I really want to be a martyr. I plan to adopt or at least be involved in the foster care system. I'd like to take care of the older kids that nobody will give a second chance.

One or two. Probably two just because we both grew up with siblings and understand how important that is.

Thing is, we have to wait til technology advances a bit more, because we would like to have a kid that's 50% each of us. This can apparently be done if we basically get the cloned version of what my eggs would be if I were female, and inseminate it with his regular old sperm, or vice versa. Which will actually be happening as a scientific concept. Eventually.

>>34697597
>Doctor's orders unless I really want to be a martyr
what's wrong with you though
that's what I meant to ask

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As many as she would want

none since I can't even look after a cat

>>34697663
My hemocytoblasts decided to fail me.

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Anywhere from 1 to 8.

>>34694529
Shep?

origatoni

Just the one. He's awesome.

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>>34691490
Zero
I'm adopting kids from third world countries and raising them to become hard-line socialists

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>>34691490
With my waifu? At least 2. IRL? Maybe I'll get some religious girls drunk when I'm in my 30s and bust inside them in hopes that at least one won't abort my bastard and my shitty genes will resist being snuffed out of the universe for another generation. Have to do my part for the white race, although maybe I'll be like Varg and meet a qt 19 year old aryan girl when I'm in my 40s who will want to bear 5 of my children.

If i could have my way and find a loyal Woman and had the money, id have 5 kids.

Otherwise at least 1/2 to carry on my dying Family name.

>>34695118

Wow, really puts that in perspective. Best of luck, anon.

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I'd have ten kids if they made me cash like back in pre-industrial times.
More kids, more cash, more whores and booze, and if your wife tries to leave you and take half you can legally beat her to a pulp.

>>34692633
My ancestors were piss poor niggers that had nothing better to do all day than to fuck each other. So I really don't feel bad desu(to be honest)

2 or 3 all boys plx

None, i don't want to force my awful genetics on a soul forcefully pulled from the nether like my parents did to me.

>>34691490
Zero. I only care about myself and the longevity of this planet.

None. Not because I don't want them but my family has a very long history of shitty genes, horrible tempers, alcoholism and abuse. Plus I'm a fag.

>>34692633
My siblings are well off enough and actually attractive, they can keep the family line going. Me though? Yeah, it fucking sucks. thanks for the reminder.

>>34692592
After all that, don't you think failing to have any kids at all would disappoint them far more?

>>34691490
Some, but no specific plans until after the first one's born.

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>>34692633
Feels good to be honest with you senpai.

>>34691490
Six, minimum

>>34691490
As many as my GF, who is very short (I am very tall) and has an irregular period can take

>>34691538
Overpopulation is a myth
Stop being a sheep

3. Not that I'm ever getting laid or anything but I'd like 3 kids. I don't care if they become autistic as shit.

>>34695132
>Girls are sweeter/qter/quieter/neater than boys
Fuck are you clueless

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>>34691490
I already have 5