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>get home from being at uni all day
>mom demanding that i scrub the kitchen, bathroom, wash the rooms, etc.
>ask her if i can do it later as i haven't eaten all day and am really tired
>she scoffs and says "you can eat AFTER you've pulled your fucking weight around here"
>don't feel like arguing so just put my head down
>tfw hiding in the bathroom with a chair up against the doorknob
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>>34711434
kill your mom
of course this isn't original
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>>34711434
bump oregano pasta bastille
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bump asdfgadbh
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>tfw short
>tfw dream about getting a good woman, a career, raising a wholesome family, american-dream style stuff
>realize any woman who will take me will almost guaranteed be shorter than my already dwarf-ass self
>our children would have no chance of ever being even average height
>tfw no choice but to end the lineage with myself, to spare further suffering
Why is being short suffering?
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Literally had the same thought pattern as you anon. We are making a sacrifice so that we end the misery here
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>>34711430
My dad is 5'7"
My mother is 5'2"
I am 5'11.5"
Height isn't dependant on genetics but the environment.
If you have kids just make sure they're growing up in an environment with little air pollution.
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>>34711668
>Height isn't dependant on genetics
I refuse to believe you are actively this retarded
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What is love? Is it real or is it just a meme like bacon or nutella?
I've never been in love so I'm asking you guys
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>>34711398
I've never had it either I honestly doubt it's real i think its just being really attracted to someone physically so you tell them things.
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>>34711398
>>34711468
Love is very real
It requires a very specific mindset you'll probably never adapt
But love is essentially when a male mindset overlaps with a female's mindset in a way that creates strong affection
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>>34711398
It's a meme. Love was never meant to be conceptualized as the basis of finding a mate. Its meant for mothers to nurse young and fathers to hunt for food.
It's unhealthy and unnatural for two adults to emulate the child mother relationship and a source of much misery
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Any other robots in the GTA in Canada Ontario? Toronto? Hamilton? Maybe Mississauga or Brampton?
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>>34711343
I'm in BC
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>>34711358
Oh you're so far away man.
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>>34711343
I'm in Thunder Bay, it's quite awful desu
How's Toronto? Other than the airport, I've never really been there. I really want to move
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What do you like the most about the balkans? Do you know anything about those region at all?
>say something nice please
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FYROM's flag looks cool
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>>34711309
>FYRO
t. shqiptar
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>>34711274
>no leftist cucks
>no gay faggots
at least from where I'm from
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This guy comes up and slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?
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i watch him sexually harass the random woman who happened to be walking within close proximity of my person
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Shoot up his school.
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Depends.
Am I having sex with gf when he slaps her, and is he also naked?
>take picture of self
>view it
>immediately overcome with suicidal thoughts
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Nice blog
Original post@
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>see picture of self
>looks awkward with long arms and weird neck
where are you supposed to keep your arms? hanging by my side looks terrible
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>>34711281
If I go into public I wear a jacket so I can put my hands in the pockets. Perfect length desu.
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>tfw 20 years old and my hair is already balding and graying
t-thanks dad
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>>34711194
Shave it off and hit the gym.
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>>34711742
I want to kill you so fucking bad, t, not hin
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>>34711194
>tfw literally bald since 16, and started at 14
>not balding
>completely B A L D
lol I would have killed to keep my hair til 20
stop listening to indie rock
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>>34711189
why the hell whould I do that.
oruvinal
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>>34711189
That doesn't even make sense. listening to Indie Rock is like step 1 on my things-to-do-in-order-to-become-an-authentic-normie-list
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If Varg has his was what would a typical day look like for me?
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>tfw forearm same width as upper arm
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>tfw arms, legs, and dick are all same width
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>>34711172
>tfw food is a chore
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>tfw the most aesthetic virgin on /r9k/
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Hey Bots!
What are we up to tonight? Are we being productive or are we an unproductive shit?
What games are you playing?
What books are you reading?
Give me the deets!
Im cleaning and and listening to music.
https://discord.gg/C8pn5yK
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Playing overwatch...
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Not killing myself or trying not to either or.
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Unproductive, but I have three days worth of 11 hours shifts starting tomorrow so I'm cutting myself some slack.
Watching my fave horror film, The Shining.
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post, rate, and hate your desktops here robobros
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>>34711123
>I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!
I like it.
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pls respond ou have been muted for 2 seconds, because
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R8 my desktop
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Diploma/Certificate Fetish 2017-02-07 11:26:28 Post No.34711100
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Diploma/Certificate Fetish
Anonymous
2017-02-07 11:26:28
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I posted on a recent "share your secrets" thread about my understandably weird fetish for diplomas and award certificates and received a number of questions before the thread was shut down (someone was posting bestiality, if you must know).
I like masturbating with and sleeping with award certificates and diplomas. I'm only into diplomas and certificates, not trophies or medals, etc. I've fucked hundreds of diplomas and certificates, the Duke of Edinburgh certificate pictured was one of my last remaining unmolested certificates until earlier today. Laminating or plasticizing the awards is something I've tried, but it ruins the experience since the feel of the paper is gone.
Now I'm out of education (as are my siblings) my access to more diplomas/certificates has dried up, and I'm wondering how to get more. Besides buying them off eBay/craigslist, which very occasionally is an option, or starting some big tumblr scam to "mail me your diploma for feminism", I'm not sure what to do. Thoughts?
If anyone has any questions ask away, I'd like to read some responses to what people think about this whole thing.
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>>34711100
I want to ask what caused you to have this fetish? Any theories?
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>>34711362
I'm really not sure, I can't really pinpoint when it happened, but it started in my childhood.
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>>34711100
This is the most patrician fetish I've heard of good job
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>haven't eaten anything all day
>still fat
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>>34711093
Just be able to lift a lot so you can be a "powerlifter"
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>>34711181
Why is powerlifter in quotation marks lol.
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>>34711093
Do some sports for crying out loud
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THE GREAT TENDIE CAPER 2017-02-07 11:25:51 Post No.34711087
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>tfw someone stole my tendies
WHO THE FUCK DID IT?????????????
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND SHIT ON YOUR SKINLESS BODY SO IT BURNS LIKE 7 HELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hi daddy
orginoli commentolii
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>>34711087
Brand/Store?
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>>34711260
CHICK FIL A 4 PIECE CHICKEN STRIPS
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