This guy comes up and slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?

i watch him sexually harass the random woman who happened to be walking within close proximity of my person

Shoot up his school.

Depends.
Am I having sex with gf when he slaps her, and is he also naked?

>>34711261
do nothing and cry in a corner

>>34711261
That's his gf now.

I'd kick his ass. Ain't nobody messing with my girlfriend. She might beat me to it though, us lesbos are can be brutal.

>>34711261
beat him with a crowbar then skin him and leave his corpse hanging like a grizzly pinata

>>34711345
> us lesbos are can be brutal.

apparently you're also a downy?

>>34711261

We've made it this many replies and no anon has said they would molest this kid... I'm impressed. Maybe we have finally defeated the pedo faction.

>>34711261
High five him, laugh a bit and then tell him to fuck off.

>>34711261
I'd say 'You little shit' and shove him away. If he tried anything further I'd knock his teeth in.

Secretly I'd give him mad respect though.

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Fuck 'em in front of the girlfriend in order to insert dominance.

>>34712224
hot
le original :-DDDDD

>>34711261
kiss him on the lips

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crown him king arthur

>>34711261
let him fuck my gf as long as he promises to cum inside

>>34711261
Let grillfriend decide if she wants him or me and walk away

>>34711261
Slap this little shits mom as punishment infront of him

>>34711261
Steal one of his shoes. The left one.

>>34711261
I wake up and cry originally

>>34711261
Grab arm at the wrist, break arm at the elbow with a quick downward motion over my knee. Claim he assaulted my woman and I was defending her. Walk away from police whistling while he has 10 weeks minimum for recovery.

>>34711261
challenge him to an MCing contest
and then lose