Diploma/Certificate Fetish

>>34711100
I want to ask what caused you to have this fetish? Any theories?

>>34711362
I'm really not sure, I can't really pinpoint when it happened, but it started in my childhood.

>>34711100
This is the most patrician fetish I've heard of good job

>>34711100
Tricking women (or chucks) to send you their diplomas for feminism and gender studies so that you, a stranger on the Internet, can jerk off on said diplomas would be quite a funny and ironic situation OP, I hope you go for it

Why can't you be like the rest of us and fuck normal paper instead

>>34711504
Well if I can't get more certificates by other means I may have to resort to that. It'd be a lot of effort but the payoff, man, it'd be worth it.

>>34711487
I think you're certainly right.

>>34711593
Haha, that made me chuckle.

how do you fuck the paper? just wrap it around your dick and grab it through the paper?

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So badly do I want to believe this but I know it's not real.

Who else /cynical/ here?

>>34711715
Usually I dry-hump the certificate against my erection, pressing against the back of the certificate to increase pressure. Sometimes I wrap it around my dick and masturbate as normal.

>>34711767
You'd be forgiven for thinking that. I understand it's unusual and kinda unbelievable. I'll upload pictures of some of the certificates I've used as proof perhaps.

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>>34711909
Here's one for proof.

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>>34712213
And here's a second as further proof.

>>34712213
>>34712231
Do you just fuck a certificate once and then it's used goods, or can you fuck it as much as you like? Which one is your favourite?

So is it the more esteemed, the more arousing, or are they all the same? What do you think about when fapping? What about printable internet certificates like those meant for classrooms?

>>34712284
Usually I can fuck one anywhere from once or twice to 50+ times. There were a couple of awards I received at high school that stood up very well over time, didn't tear, and remained fairly stiff. My favourites would either be those, or be real high school/college diplomas. Good quality, large thick paper or card, and the award meaning a good deal are big turn-ons for me. Associated Board of the Royal Schools of Music certificates are something I've only experienced once or twice, and those would be favourites too.

>>34712416
Physical condition, quality, size, esteem level, and aesthetics are all factors that affect arousal. Generally when a certificate or diploma looks really nice, feels weighty, and is a nice large size, or has extra elements like gold leaf or marbled card it's extra arousing. When fapping normally, generally just the porn I'm watching or the girl I'm thinking of, when I'm fapping with a certificate it's usually about the award itself.
Fake certificates or those printed online don't do much, if anything, for me. They have to be real.

>>34711100
as someone with a stupid fucking fetish, i'm... impressed and curious.

is it more erotic to you if it's a girl's certificate?

>>34712885
It is, yeah. I prefer a girl's name on it. And what's your fetish?

>>34713201
religion, especially (largely as a fantasy) matriarchal religion.

>>34713227
Interesting, religious fantasies are something I've had occasionally.

>>34713627
nice. these are... for me, super tame for the most part. basically, i fetishize religious robes, ceremony, etc, as well as the hierarchy and authority of it. especially if christian traditions are made matriarchal. love the idea of feeling envious of women, excluded, etc in this context.

also, i love women's names and white cloths/handkerchiefs/etc, while we're on uncommon fetishes.

>>34711100
How do you sleep with diplomas? Do you roll them up or something? Have you got a paper cut while doing that?

I think i will try this out with my girlfriend

>>34713678
I have to admit I'd love to fuck someone wearing ceremonial or religious robes, that's hot.

>>34713694
I don't roll them up, I put them face up between my cock and the bed, and hump them. No papercuts yet over 10+ years of this, and hopefully none in future either. That would not be pleasant.

>>34713861
If you mean sex involving a diploma/certificate, let me know how it went, I'd love to hear about it.

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>>34713895
do i get to ask if you have a religious background? hah! or what your favourite name to see on the diploma might be?

>>34713911
I think you've re-ignited one of my kinks with this discussion. Those two in the picture are flaming hot.

As for religious background, I was raised Catholic, went to a Catholic school, but am currently atheist/agnostic.

My favourite name would be something long, traditional, and beautiful. Something like Catherine, Madeleine or Elizabeth.

Have you ever cum on a diploma? Do you want to?

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>>34714062
glad to have re-ignited something, hah! would like to chat or share more if you still have interest.

and lovely name choices - try a religious title in front of them - it often gets me!

>>34714148
Generally I avoid cumming directly on certificates, the liquid isn't great for longevity. However, I have done before a good few times.

>>34714216
I'm totally down for that, and yeah, adding a title is definitely pretty hot.

>>34714350
What if a girl were to send you something like a first communion or confirmation certificate?

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>>34714350
kik is chosenones111 if you'd like.

>>34714468
unexpectedly, this is not a posting from the religion fetish guy. of course, i'm interested in the response nonetheless.

>>34714468
That'd be really awesome, I'd certainly get a lot of use from that. Religious certificates tend to be quite beautifully designed.

>>34714498
I don't use kik, but I'll save your kik ID and look into getting it in a bit. I'm definitely interested in these pictures you're sharing.

>>34714673
oh - most people prefer it to email, so i offered it first. try [email protected]

>>34714695
My mobile is pretty outdated, so I prefer to use emails, cheers.

>>34711450
>but it started in my childhood.
no shit

>>34714837
Yeah, I'm really not sure when. Sometime around 9-10 years old.

While I'm beginning to seriously consider setting up some kind of "send me your diplomas for social justice" scheme, does anyone have any clue where I could acquire more certificates/diplomas?

>>34715351
ebay? worth a check

>>34715584
I check ebay weekly or so, it's rare anything recent (2000s and up) comes up for what I can afford, and the older vintage certificates are often in pretty bad shape, the paper tends to get badly weathered.

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>>34715827
I did manage to score this one from 2011 off ebay for $5, which was a wonderful fuck.

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>>34714781
looking forward to hearing from you!

>>34715909
cute! what's her first name, if it's a girl's?

>>34715909
>People just sell their diplomas
Who the fuck would buy them? Other than you of course.

>>34715956
Cute indeed. Her name was Caitlyn.

>>34716056
Probably people who get a good job in a field completely unrelated to their diploma, or people who do college and see no need in having their high school diploma anymore.

Or people who don't want to show off the certificate, and only need the transcript.

As for buyers, I'm really not sure. I've never heard of anyone collecting non-vintage diplomas. It's not like the $5 plus shipping offsets the cost of their tuition.

>>34716162
I just feel like there is no market for it. Maybe people that try and forge documents?

>>34716217
There's not a whole lot that can be done with just the certificate though, so I'm not sure why they sell. Either way, I'm not bothered if it means it's a source I can use.

OP, I have the perfect solution for you. FEMA free government training certificates. It'll boost your resume with genuine certificates, and boost your penis with extra sperm output.

>The Emergency Management Institute (EMI) offers self-paced courses designed for people who have emergency management responsibilities and the general public. All are offered free-of-charge to those who qualify for enrollment.

https://training.fema.gov/is/crslist.aspx

>>34716378
Only issue is that I am in the UK. Thanks for the idea though!

>>34716423
Did you try registering? The registration page only asks for name, birthday and email. You should give it a shot and see if it works, it doesn't even require any verifying.

>>34716576
I've had a look into it, it doesn't appear they award physical certificates, which is what I'm after. And printing them myself blunts all arousal - I'd be sorted if I could get a rise from that.

>>34716671
>physical certificates
Ah, damn, I knew it wouldn't be that easy. You could print the FEMA certificates on fancy paper at Staples/Office Depot or something but you're right that they don't give you those clutch looking formal certificates.

In that case, I say search up custom certificate manufacturers and order some. Or join the military, you'll get a shitton there "for free" in a sense (in exchange for your freedom and possibly well being.)

>>34711909


Ahahhahhahahhahahhaha omfg I am dying
This has to be the best thread in ages pls someone archive this

>>34715351
Just put out some wanted messages online on gumtree or craigslist or something. There must be plenty of people who would sell them but have no idea anybody wants them.

>>34716743
Well if I ever find myself in the military I'll look forward to that.

>>34716949
I've tried that with the local CL and gumtree, over the course of 2016 I managed to get 2 people to send me some certificates, and about 50 people to try to scam me, and absolutely nothing from gumtree. I'm sure there must be people willing to part with or sell their old awards rather than let them sit and collect dust though,

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I'll send you my high school diploma for 1 BTC.

>>34717035
If I had anywhere near that money, maybe I'd consider it, unfortunately I cannot afford that.

>>34717102
How much you got, then?

>>34717293
To be honest, almost nothing to spare at the moment as I'm between jobs. So maybe like $10?

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I'm surprised at the mostly positive reception this kind of post has got here, I expected to either get flat out ignored or burned as a troll.

I may make a similar post on local fetish sites and see if there's anyone that understands my situation that could spare some awards. Might be worth a try.

>>34717784
>I'm surprised at the mostly positive reception this kind of post has got here, I expected to either get flat out ignored or burned as a troll.
Nah, you are a cool guy with an interesting fetish.
Godspeed anon, I hope you find many rare certificates in the future.

>>34717986
Cheers, and I hope so too.