That's a lot of diapers for one baby
>>29928989
It's for the Anonfilly general.
>>29928989
A good mother is always prepared.
Running out of diapers is a nightmare.
>>29928989
Alicorns require a lot of energy for their supercharged magic.
Baby ponies have primordial access to infinite magic sources and use them impulsively.
Flurry shits about 10 metric tons of shit a day due to her energy use and food consumption
Pre: >>29900890
GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b1jASUKcbpyp6u1nk0d8m8m_toNwUGSlesl7F1IPa4o/
Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives: http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea
Prompt collection: http://pastebin.com/GgD2Yvk
First for 'subs need to die in a fire and the maledom and/or rape of a rgre mare is the best fetish'
>>29928394
Get rid of the fucking prompt collection link since y'know, it's dead.
>>29928394
Sorry had to work, and I don't want anyone to look over my shoulder and see ponyshit.
What are they looking at?
>>29928011
The excessive amount of shitposting today that is causing my careful balance of filters and hidden threads to go haywire.
>>29928024
>show discussion/content
>shitposting
>>>/out/
>>29928011
I know being a teacher isn't an easy job, but this is downright cruel.
>>29927702
Somehow I feel like this is gonna turn into an unicorn supremacy thread.
>>29927702
>WITH
>MY
>MOUTH
>>29927751
Eh, it's the internet: socially awkward morons with a lot of free time on their hands are no surprise.
Have a Cheerilee.
I hope she dies of sids
>>29927616
>A baby is being a baby. I hope she dies!
Got mommy issues or something sociopathnon?
>>29927616
>I hope she dies of sids
is aids
>>29927632
She needs, more discipline
>>29927054
Facials are magic.
>>29927054
It was a gag where Twilight's sentence was interrupted suddenly.
Happy to help.
SEMEN
The movie is going to have an art book.
>>29920872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz5WCbQQBec
>>29920872
>Sparity
Good god, would they just drop it already?
At least we know it'll be shit
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Version: 2.7
Recent updates: Heartbeat mechanism implemented. Rack up those combos!
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your LEFT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
fuck your rules puppet man
>>29915349
Fuck you cockblockula
>>29915391
Fuck both of you
Rank them from most to least attractive.
>>29913048
Blinkie > Inkie > Pinkie > Clyde.
Pinkie
Marble
Maud
Limestone
>>29913048
By horsecock or by testicles?
Welcome back to Nebula! Last time: The six of you stayed in the Lithian capital city for the night before returning to the ship, and following the ship where more of Kahurangi's species is suppose to be in. You talk to the others first before finding the ship with a battle going on inside of it. You gather up some of the crew and head in, finding out the attackers are a group of Reapers. You kill them and find there are two survivors, a female and a young male child. The female dies shortly after due to her injuries, though you learn that the male is named Moana. You bring Moana onto the ship and give him a quick meal, where he's introduced to Kahurangi. After that you head into the cargo bay to make Moana a bed when you're attacked by a Reaper. Quiet Vine kills it, but suffers magical exhaustion. Eagle helps remove a few splinters from the attack. You and Eagle then head back to the ship with Moana for a viking space-like funeral, though you bring a few things back to your ship. One being a paper that had a strange fungus on it which Moana identifies as a disease. You take a sample of it and place it in a vacuum hole. You then go and check on Vine, who wakes up. The two of you talk for a bit before doing something "special."
Crew List:
Rust Bucket (MC) (Earth Pony) (Engineer/Electrician)
Quiet Vine (Unicorn) (Botanist/Zoologist)
Eagle (Pegasus) (Mechanic/Army Reserves)
Fedot (Diamond Dog) (Diplomat/Trader)
Cardea (Alien) (Drazken) (Robotics)
Kahurangi (Alien child) (???) (???)
Moana (Alien child) (???) (???)
Sai (Ship A.I.)
Javaxia (Outpost A.I.)
You continue to move your hoof up and down in her, getting her to continue moaning and panting as her climax starts to build.
When her walls start to contract as she was getting closer to her climax you stop moving your hoof.
"Let's see how hard I can make you cum for your birthday." You whisper into her ear with a smile.
You then jam your hoof into her a bit more. She screams as she climaxes, her walls squeezing your hoof and squirting marecum onto your hoof and a bit on your lap.
Her orgasm ceases after ten seconds. Leaving her panting, and laying her head on your chest.
What do you do?
>>29857945
Lick the marecum off your hoof.
>>29857973
You pull your hoof out from Quiet Vine, getting her to take a sharp inhale of air when you pull it out.
You bring it up to your face and start licking the marecum off your hoof. She simply stares at you as you do this.
You're about halfway through licking your hoof off when you feel something envelop your cock.
Looking down at it, you find that Quiet Vine's magic has surrounded your dick.
What do you do?
>Episode with the much hated baby.
>Probably the best episode in the series.
All formal apologies will be accepted in this thread.
I mean, cute character, but that plot is rehashed as fuck
The "I'm pretty sure I can handle responsibilities when I know I really can't" plot.
Haven't seen it yet. Ain't got nothing against Flurbs.
The episode was a solid 5/10 and she's still MLP's Poof.
Another week, another episode! Today's episode gets toyetic with the return of Flurry Heart.
6 hours remain!
S07E03 - A Flurry of Emotions - April 22 - written by Sammie Crowley & Whitney Wetta
After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. Butwith Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The BestAunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hf85fZYaQ4
S07E04 - Rock Solid Friendship - April 29
When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.
S07E05 - Fluttershy Leans In - May 6
Fluttershy is determined to make her career dreams come true with the help of some very special ponies. But when her true vision is not being executed properly, she must find a way to stand up and fight for her ideas.
S07E06 - Forever Filly - May 13
When Rarity surprises Sweetie Belle with a special day together filled with all of her favorite activities, she quickly learns that her little sister is no longer the little foal she used to be.
S07E07 - Parental Glideance - May 20
When Rainbow Dash's parents discover she's a Wonderbolt, they show up at every event to cheer her on. However, their unabashed enthusiasm proves to be rather embarrassing and pushes Rainbow Dash to the brink.
S07E08 - Hard to Say Anything - May 27
When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover that Big Mac has his first crush, they vow to help him win Sugar Belle’s heart before Feather Bangs does it first.
S07E13 -AJ parents flashback episodeAJ and RD parents revealed
RD: Windy Whistles and Beau Hot Hoof
RD gets visited by her over-enthusiastic parents.
AJ: Bright Mac and Pear Butter, grampa Old Grand Pear
Romeo & Juliet style duet in flashback.
-5 songs total
-William Shatner & Felicia Day guest-starring
-possibly Luna & Celestia episode?
Writers:
-Nico Confalone: 1 episode
-G.M. Berrow: 2 episodes
-Josh Haber
-Joanna Lewis and Kristine Songco: premiere
-Mike Fox
-Wil Fox
-no Mike Vogel
-no Dave Polsky
-no Kevin Burke
-no Chris Doc Wyatt
-no Jennifer Skelly
Less than 5 hours remain!
Anyone stop coming to this board regularly because it isn't fun anymore? All of the shitposting and attempts at angering people/pushing opinions has really turned me off from even coming here daily.
Like, how much can you fucking bitch about the same characters or episodes over and over again? And even if you like doing it, why does every thread have to fucking know about it?
>>29923102
There is virtually nothing but generals and trash. It's only really worth coming back to stay caught up on news and least vaguely and whatever character/fetish generals you like.
I feel the same way. I've been visiting /tg/, /co/, and fucking /b/ more than this shithole. Even /b/ is more pleasant than modern /mlp/.
>>29923102
This board is a shell of its former self.EqDfags and redditfags took over a long time ago.I'd go just about anywhere else other then this cancer hole, but theres no where to go.
>2.0 Rules
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vHzWLmdeNMdwpV1ZZm7_odK8Se-M19KiiB6iZdOX0mg/pub
>2.0 Multiclasses
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_QNvNjIMKGivuMWayMOsOaXd-w9nCsnvnfyxEb4dbno/pub
>2.5 Rules
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CXF9Q2XUoq0Lzh0H8Zzk8gCq4GMkzB-pYTRxIfQGXH8/pub
>2.5 Multiclasses
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cPmFbL75JMGQ4im7iH9ySCJYh7tGP3g8eo1xIW5R8KA/pub
>Expanded Racials 3.7
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h0SlmLGUjL6TgOGxxe8ww7yJPiZhfx5864v_6jwlYeg/pub
>Dice-bot Script
http://jsbin.com/amemah/latest
>OOC Chat
https://cytu.
be/r/Pretendhorse_Playhouse
>>29922245
>It all began aeons ago, when man's ancestors picked up a shard of strange red rock. Its power, which was beyond human comprehension, cultivated dreams... in turn, love and hate were born... Only time will see how it all ends.
Calling sheets for the 108th session of TimeQuest
>>29922301
https://pastebin.com/uMeKkzmM
>>29922301
https://pastebin.com/zfGK7ALa
Reminder that this will happen in the finale
>>29921676
that's not Starlight
>>29921680
it's someone far better
>>29921676
Who is that ugly OC?
I've never seen that thing on the show before.