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>>29898927
"Can I have your stuff?"

>>29898927

hang up.

>>29898927
>rape

hahaha it's funny because flutterfags are cucks xD

hahahaahahahha isn't this a fucking ebin maymay guise?

>>29898513
>t. Flutterfag

>>29898501
Flutterfags on suicide watch

>>29897922
Kill all generals, that the people that care will go back to /co/ and the rest will form there own clicks somewhere else

Oh and if wasnt obvious this kills the board

>>29897922
Cancel the show.

Most unicorns are shit at magic.

>>29897189
Even Trixie managed to do that.

>>29897189
Even if you use that as an excuse it still doesn't make sense. Why does Rarity have to physically get any materials for her dress, when she could just imagine any design she wants on to a plain white dress? Why does Sunburst suck at magic, when all you need to do is think about what you want to happen in your head, and make it real? Why even have written spells at all? What are they going to say? Think about growing a tree from the ground? Really it was just a shotty way to make Trixie relevant in terms of magic without spending time explaining why she couldn't do it in the first place.

>>29894727
The faces make it golden.

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I want a shirt that says NEET.

>has a neet brother
>wants a neet boyfriend

pottery

>>29892876
They won't want to snuggle with me no matter who I choose.

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>>29892876
my waifu and her sister.

convenience.

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>why
Because last 4 episodes

Kill all members of hcc

My favourite memory so far was when I invested time in thinking back to all the better years behind us.

>>29885337
I'm sad I missed the fitness panel. Did anyone catch that?

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>>29885337
Did you guys eliminated Mike Vogel for his sins?

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>The three of you emerge from the oppressive shadow of the Everfree Forest into a new clearing.
>Before you was a great building, a castle that seemed to reach for the heavens above sitting on a gently sloping hill astride a deep, misty ravine.
>The Castle of the Two Sisters.
>You didn't know much about it. Just that it was built about a year ago as a seat of power for the princesses. You bet it still had that new castle smell.
>Strawberry ushers you across a freshly-built rope bridge and down a beaten path toward the entrance of the castle, saying something about how there's no time to lose. Despite the hell that was today she seemed rather excited.
"Slow down, girl!" you say. "We're far from anypony that wants our heads on a pike."
>"Oh allright!" she huffs. "It's just important that we see them."
>North Star nods "I agree, there would not be a pony in all of Equestria that could match the Sisters' wisdom."

What do you want to say?
>"Heh, good. Kuz I sure have no idea what to do next."
>"Oh yeah, that. Frankly, I just wanted the favor they promised me."
>"I agree with that agreement. The princesses are ponies to be admired."
>Just nod and keep walking.
>Other (Specify)

>>29869887
>Just nod and keep walking.

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>>29869887
>>29869950

>Without another word, you reach the gatehouse of the castle.
>Oddly enough, there was another pony already there on the steps shouting up at the guards atop the battlements.
>It's... Sombra. Looks like he made it out of there A-okay.
>"And I hope one day you all find a less morally inclined wizard than I, and that wizard shoves a staff of Conjure Fire Elemental up your plotholes and activates it!"
>Well, kind of okay.
>The guards atop the tower laugh at him, throwing back their own jeers.
>"Heh, why you thinkin' so much about our plotholes buddy?"
>Sombra scoffs, but offers no reply.
"Trouble?" you ask, casually rolling up to the frustrated unicorn.
>Sombra immediately looked like he had seen a ghost. "What?! You!? But you-"
"Died?"
>"Precisely!"
"Heaven is overrated, so I came back."
>"I saved him." North said with a tone of mild irritation.
"Well, that too. Thanks, by the way."
>"Anytime."
>Sombra shook his head. "I am happy to see somepony made it out alive. Are you here to see the sisters too?"
"Yeah."
>"Perhaps you would have better luck than I. These damn guards-" Sombra took a moment to shake his hoof up at them "-won't let me in for fear that I am evil. Evil, I tell you! The nerve..."
>"Well, after today, you can't be too sure about anypony." Strawberry suggested.
>"Unfortunately true." He sighed.
"Allow me to handle this." You clear your throat and look up at the battlements. "Hey, it's me, Pocket Knife. I believe I have an invitation!"
>The merry look on the white stallion's face quickly left him as he saw you. He muttered something to the other guard, then shouted down. "I have orders only to let you in. It didn't specify anything about friends!"

Wat do?
>Well, guess I'm going in alone.
>Tell them that they need shelter. What if those murderous ponies came here?
>Tell them to let you all inside or you'll come up there and knock their teeth in.
>Looks like they don't want to budge. Sneak in.
>Other (Specify)

>>29854647
[... Gonna need to update the OP a bit more at some point, if players have an idea, feel free to let me know.]
>>29848839
The worst happened.

It happened suddenly, and it happened at the absolute worst time.

Griffonia had indeed commissioned a warship... three, in fact. They were small, fast, sleek little things, but they shouldn't have been able to pierce the Glory's armor and shields.

But then you fired full broadside and it happened.

The barrels of the amidships gun battery exploded, and did so catastrophically, no doubt killing many ponies and causing the Glory to bounce in the air as the fires started to spread.

A piece of shrapnel had hit you, sending you slamming into the bridge's bulkhead. Hurt, badly at that, but that's not your major concern right now.

The beating your ship is taking and the cries and pleads for help from your injured and dying crew is.

You struggle to your hooves, blood dripping from your muzzle as you shake, barely able to move as you lurch to the ladders on the side of the bridge.

You have to get out there, you have to do something.

But even as you move, you know that you won't be successful.

Failure, after all, is something you're more then accustomed to. You couldn't save your family, how are you supposed to save your crew?

You make it to the weatherdeck, and make it several steps before another explosion knocks you flat, leaving you laying on the deck, ears ringing softly and your body aching in pain when you see it.

Your eyes widen in panic. Shanty's on deck, dashing towards you.

You try to lift a hoof to stop her, to tell her to evacuate, to do something, anything-

You never get the oppertunity as the Glory bucks and she's thrown into the air.

Your eyes meet, her panic and fear very, very clear as she drifts there for a singular moment in time...

And then she's gone, off the side and over the railing.

Rage, agony, despair.

Loss.

>>29854675
The ringing in your ears intensifies as you turn to face a whistling sound, and see the shell rocketing towards your position on the deck, and you brace yourself...
~Risen Glory, Day Four~

You bolt up in a sweat, tears streaming down your face and your heart hammering as you feel the sweat and the weight of your failures rolling down your spine.

Your eyes drift to the ringing alarm clock, and you feel that despair and agony of an unmitigated failure hit you like a truck.

Any emotional shoring you might have been able to accomplish is lost to you as you start crying again, your hoof shakily turning off your alarm as you grip your pillow and sob.

Failure, after all, needs a place to stay.
[F]

>>29854675
>if players have an idea, feel free to let me know.
A list of the most important crew members and what they do. That is important to the story. Seaman shanty and the 2 officers whos names I have already forgoten.

thread be dead

>>29773743
not untill i am done with my story

>>29768144

>You continue talking and sipping tea.
>After the tea it was time to do some work. (well Carrot suggested that)
>You took the gloves from your saddle bags and moved to the garden, witch was located on the back of the house. (out of the sight from other ponies)
>You and Carrot started pulling carrots and putting them in baskets.
>It were a nice few hours of laughs, it even relaxed you a bit. (finally me time)
>But then it happened!
>You hear a carriage stop and you hearth sinks when you see who are in it.
>Spoiled and Filthy. (aka mom and dad)
>You could hear your mom yell: “Why are we here, I am getting my hooves dirty!”
>You feel as if you are turning to stone, all the blood rushing away from your face.
>Luckily they have not seen you. (yet)
>Carrot saw you turn white and said: “I will distract them go and run home.”
>You nod and start running, towards the Apple orchard away from the street and your parents.
>When you are far enough away you look for a place to hide your gloves. (you still have them on)
>After a bit of searching you find a nice tree with a hole in it.
>After stuffing your gloves in it (Out of sight out of mind) you realize you left your saddle bags at Carrots house.
>Panic starts to set in, your tiara was in there.
>Now in full panic you dump your robe and run home.
>Hopefully mom and dad did not see your saddlebags.
>It is high noon when you run trough the front door.

>>29898266
Man this is either actual crazy, or her and Trixie are into some kinky ass role play.

>>29898266
It means "come over, big boy, and fuck me senseless"

>>29898266
Jealous type, I imagine.
Good going posting your phone number though. Prepare for vast deliveries of pizza, OP.

FiM ponies are tiny, you probably couldn't even ride Celestia comfortably. But yes, i would.

>>29897379
>Little pony
>maybe 3 feet high
>me
>6 ft exactly
>185 lbs
No, Anon. I would not. I would, however, take one on a piggyback ride. Probably Sun Horse.

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>>29897379
yes

>>29897284
>what did you think of the premiere?
I loved the song.

>>29897293
>loved the song
That was my favorite and least favorite part of this premiere.

My favorite, because of how self aware it proves the show has become, as a character outright states that singing the song was a bad Idea, alluding to the fact that they now know that having so many songs in season 6 was a bad idea, and that season 7 will be much better in that regard. Backed up by the fact that season 7 will only have 5 songs.

Amazing.

And least favorite, because while it sounded awesome, the lyrics were so cheesy it was cringeworthy.

>>29897284
>So if you stopped watching, give these episodes a shot
Please stop shilling.
Most people who read this who have stopped watching the show have done it for many reasons besides "S6 was shit".

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>>29896082
>In a perfect world, the show ended at season 3

In a perfect world the show and its fans never existed

In a perfect world, the world never existed

>>29896076
Remove Applejack and replace her with Cadence.

Applejack's business could expand to the Crystal Empire and Cadence could spend more time in Ponyville, seeing as how the Mane 6 know better ways to take care of Flurry Heart.

>>29896076

Trixie from before season 7, maybe. She's currently dumb as fuck so I would avoid contact in all possible form.

>>29896076
>That pic
Why oh why couldn't we have had just more Trixie instead of Glim?