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ITT: """villains""" who did NOTHING wrongin their original appearance
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>>29900305
Could you imagine the both of them licking your dick and sucking you off until you cum? How much money would it take to convince them to do it?
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>>29900316
They'd rather sell you their Dick-Sucker 6000.
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>>29900324
I don't trust their products. Their sweet mouths however...
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>"Delta One, this is Focus: adjust heading thirty degrees west, multiple groups of bogeys detected 10 klicks north of you, how copy?"
>"Solid copy, Focus. Adjusting heading."
The heads-up display dragged to the left as the longsword's elongated rudder adjusted the aircraft's heading. The bombardier-navigator next to the pilot checked the radar screen.
>"Nothing. Thank Christ for those orbital scanners."
>"Bandits must be cloaking themselves. Can you friggin believe their carriers can do that too?"
Alexander, the pilot, had witnessed a Covenant carrier cloaking itself firsthand. Standard missiles lost all tracking capabilities, and it was like being shot at by the air.
>"Didn't matter today though," the B/N said, still scrutinizing his radar screen.
Sixty minutes prior, the 156th Light Assault Fleet engaged a small element of Covenant warships stationed around a deep space rift. The navy brass described it as a wormhole of sorts, but it was quickly dubbed "the rift". A quick engagement led to the Covenant flagship cloaking itself and hastily slipping into the rift, just as if it was entering a slipspace rupture. Half of the UNSC fleet pursued it under direct orders from the Office of Naval Intelligence.
The longsword's terrestrial scanners began beeping.
>"Complex structures detected."
>"More cities. What do you think lives down there, bub?" Alexander asked his copilot.
>"Not a clue. Seems like the fleet is keeping a tight lock on the data from the orbital scans."
>"Well, it sure seems like the Covies are interested. Probably on a manhunt for Forerunner stuff."
>"Delta One, this is Focus, come in."
>"We read you, Focus," Alexander said.
>"Covenant forces are congregating to your northeast and assuming patrol patterns. Your orders are to go lights out, then readjust to your original heading and approach that hot spot. We need scans of that region. How copy?"
>"Hard copy."
>"Good luck, boys. Focus out."
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You're just going to drop this autism without committing to it? Weak, OP. Very weak.
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>>29900461
b patient
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>"I really don't like the idea of getting too close to that Charlie Foxtrot down there," the B/N said.
>"Neither do I, but if top brass wants underground scans, we've got the goods for it,"
Alexander said.
>"God forbid we find Forerunner tech buried there. If the Covenant realize we're spying, we're in for one hell of a dogfight. Ever take on a warship all by yourself?"
Alexander didn't answer, he just adjusted the longsword's course and paid attention to the thrum of the engines. With no scanners or radars beeping in the background, that was the only noise to focus on.
>"Hey, look at that, three O'clock."
His copilot had pulled out binoculars and was spying on something in the distance. Alex banked the craft to get a better look, then reached for his own pair of scopes.
About two hundred metres away, there was a winged pony flying through the sky, slowly and lazily, but nonetheless, flying.
>"What in the--?"
The longsword lurched and went into a sudden dive.
>"Shit!"
Alex went for the controls. He yanked on the control sticks but got no response. The aircraft began to spin and Alex let out a scream as he struggled against the G-force. He tried breaking out of the dive, but the port side stabilizers weren't responding and the rudder was providing no feedback.
The B/N broke radio silence.
>"Focus, come in Focus! Mayday Mayday, we're hit! Controls are gone! We're diving!"
Alex could feel heat creeping up on him from the longsword's aft. Warning lights were lighting up across the board and individual alarms jarred on his eardrums.
>"Bub, tuck your arms in, legs together!"
Alexander grit his teeth and forced his arm over towards the ejection lever. He slowly wrapped his index and middle fingers over it, then pulled down with all the strength he could muster.
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>season 7 just started
>dissolving a butterscotch in my mouth
>posting on /mlp/
>listening to pony music
>snuggling with my waifu plushie
Who else /comfy/ here?
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>>29900199
>don't watch show anymore
>hungry but have nothing to eat
>still addicted to /mlp/
>listening to vidya music
>forever alone and won't settle for fakes
Not me.
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>>29900199
You forgot the part where you do nothing but wallow in your own filth and jack off to traps all day, faggot.
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>>29900199
Nice buzzword
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>BEST FRIENDS UNTIL THE END OF TIME
Fuck, this got me crying. Seven years and this fandom is still going strong.
I love you anons. /)
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>>29899659
well, "strong", but yeah, we are still here.
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>>29899659
Holy shit kill yourself faggot.I love you too (\
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I came to check in for the first time in years, and let me tell you this fandom could not be more dead.
I miss it.
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what did he mean by this
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>>29899620i still like Seth
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>>29899620
Seth is a degenerate waifu traitor
He doesn't deserve Trixie
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I mean, just look at the follow up he did.
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/04/all-bottled-up-episode-followup-aka.html
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I want to fuck this 1920s pony.
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>>29899566
Nice.
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>that cutie mark
I think a lot of people already have, OP.
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>>29899595
I want her to tell me to go soak my head and then tell her I will.
In her pussy.
>>29899598
She just really likes fucking bananas.
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"Because Nobody Else Made a New Thread" Edition
Legends of Magic #1 is still storytimed here!
>>29847781 →
701 & 702: Celestial Advice & All Bottled Up
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
http://derpy.me/dHhDr
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ie29v
Previously on MLPG: >>29895231
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poni
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>>29899561
Thank you.
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>>29899577
yes
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Nopony cared who she was til she booped herself.
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>>29899474
If she took her hoof off would she die?
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>>29899631
It would be extremely painful.
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>>29899474
She's a big pony
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How did this board fall so far as to actually support Twilicorn and EqG and shill for them on a daily basis?
I'm glad I got of this shitty ride years ago.
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>>29899458
>off the ride.
Keep telling yourself that boo.
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>>29899458
we did it to get rid of you
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LiveSmutAnon is singlehandedly responsible for the board liking EqG.
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How can one tiny horsie be this perfect?
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>404'd a Luna thread for this shit
Nigger.
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>>29899206
She isn't.
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She's so perfect you might say she is Mary Sue.
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Good 'ol fashioned "guess my waifu thread" 2017-04-18 06:35:14 Post No.29899126
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Good 'ol fashioned "guess my waifu thread"
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Post your favorite song from your favorite band and have other guess your waifu
https://youtu.be/MTegclxJgvE
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>>29899126
>mobilefag
>meta thread
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>>29899214
alright I might be drunk lets try that again
sounds like a Twifag
I don't have favourite band I jump from genre to genre but here is a song that makes me think about my waifumaybe it's too easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXKk7gSwFpQ
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>>29899227
I'm bad at this but my best guesses are
Moona
Appul
Rara
Twilight: Eclipse
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why do you hate her so, /mlp/?
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>>29898631
>no hooves
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>>29898631
I can't give you an answer that wont raise a chorus of 'LOL XD U MAD Y UMAD BRO' so I'll just keep saying what I've been saying everytime I see one of your shitty spam threads:
Kill yourself you shitposting faggot bitch
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>>29898631
more importantly when was decided that her humanazied version should have a hat?
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What does /mlp/ think of my collection? (1/2)
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(2/2)
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>>29898605
Bit odd to glue them to the wall like that , otherwise good.
5/7
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>>29898653
The photos are sideways.
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IT WAS ME all along! Not Haber, not Meghan, not Larson, not Jayson, not James, not Lenard, but me! Mike Vogel!
I created Starlight Glimmer! I inserted her as a main character!
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>>29898342
Yeah that's super, funnyjunk, +1, subbed
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>>29898342
How does one create a quality Vogel thread?
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>>29898342
Why is there no you tube or Equestria Daily video of a writers panel from Babscon? I only found the VA panel and some brony famous bullshit.
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FUCK OFF WITH THIS HORSE!!!
FUCK OFF!
FUCK OFF!
FUCK OFF WITH IT!
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>>29898195
Good job, OP, that'll really get all the underages and for teh lulz cucks to stop spamming it
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>>29898195
But she's Nyx's best friend.
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>>29898195
Glimmer Thread? SURE!!!