You wouldn't be their slave.
>>30434607
What's the key for? Handcuffs?
>>30434607
The fear boner for Scoots is real
>>30434607
I swear I'd write that
But I can't
Scoot is daughteru material, she's not for sexual
What is the most autistic thing you have done as a brony?
>>30428624
ur mom
Well, I don't think this is autistic but kind of cringe which is what I assume you're going for
I was talking to my mom while wearing my waifu necklace and she asked what it was and I got pretty embarrassed
I,
well,
did a presentation.
/moon/-day pastebin: https://pastebin.com/He5X50m6
Previous thread: >>30237789
>>30340565
HEY WHAT'S UP
NICE NEW THREAD SMELL, FAGS
>>30340572
You /fit/ yet?
>>30340565
Guess what time it is folks? IT'S DISCORD SHILLING TIME! Come join the /moon/ discord here:
discord.gg/dnPcpPk
>but anon, the invite is expired
No it's not, you're just banned.
For those of you with good taste, we have an IRC channel on at rizon.net/chat or irc.rizon.net for external clients. Channel is #Luna. We have a bot to link the discord and IRC chats, so you can join whichever you prefer!
>HI ANON! Remember how much fun we used to have together?
No
>>30322446
I miss my Candyass, fuck the mods.
>>30322446
"You're not real."
>"Why'd you kill me, Anon?"
>You cry yourself to sleep
ITT: Let's celebrate freedom by blowing up the unworthy.
Here's how this works:
We've got the mane 6 Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Cadence, and Shining Armor. Out of these you'll colectively choose your favorite pony out of the bunch by nominating another to be placed next to one of the three bombs we have.
DUBS nominates a horse for death. TRIPS kills the nominated horse. However, you can unnominate a horse by rolling DUBS.We'll have to blow them up in batches because we're poor.
We're destroying the subhuman for shots and giggles so ignore her.
Rolling for dimond shit stain
>>30450538
kys
>>30450538
bomb cadence
>Season with Gauntlet of Fire, No Second Prances, The Saddle Row Review, Spice Up Your Life, Stranger Than Fan Fiction, The Times They Are A Changeling, Buckball Season, The Fault In Our Cutie Marks, PPOV, Where the Apple Lies, Top Bolt, and To Where and Back Again all in one season is considered "bad"
>>30447914
>Gauntlet of Fire
>No Second Prances
>Spice up Your Life
>Stranger Than Fan Fiction
>The Times They Are A Changeling
>Buckball Season
>PPOV
>Where the Apple Lies
>Top Bolt
>"good"
>>30447914
>Saddle Row Review
>good
>>30447914
>watching the show
Remember when ponyville building interiors didn't look like they could fit in modern day real life?
>>30444107
Except they always did. What's wrong with that tea shop?
>>30444107
It just looks like a general store.
Really? That's the example you went with? Anyway, nothing will top the hydroelectric dam from Mare Do Well.
Post your favorite Crystal preppers
Sunny Flare is underrated.
Y'all crazy.
>>30443107
Rape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lVa1M4nxp8&t=3039s
42:30
He REALLY hate the current show. It also clear he doesn't watch post S2 episodes as he only learned that Discord was reformed when he was editing for S5. We're also getting episode with his name on it in S7 but he has nothing to do with it.
I wouldn't take it that he hates the current show itself, he may or he may not, he just doesn't like how it's being run. And I agree, I think season 7 has been solid, but all the micromanagement going on isn't good.
Either way, it's true it would take a miracle for him to come back. It's a shame, but I don't know if we deserve him anyway.
>>30438608
>Larson's most famous episode was butchered by Hasbro executives
>somehow Larson becomes story editor during season 5
>Vogel (a Hasbro executive) decides to get even more involved during season 6
>Larson runs away to never come back
And people still blame Jim for everything wrong with the show.
Small group of artists getting 90% of stuff done amongs themselves VS the "Hollywood" corporate structure of premise, approval, editing, approval again etc. In the latter, the end product tends to be pretty different from what the first person in the chain envisioned.
That doesn't mean the end result ends up bad, but I gather it's not very fulfilling for the writers involved when too much gets changed from their original vision.
Last thread: >>30150323
Last post: >>30233174
The story so far: https://pastebin.com/h0LFHdwX
Notes I made for fun: https://pastebin.com/ka4xY0q4
Recap of last thread (From Ivory's pov):
>Be Ivory, a unicorn with too much money and time to spend.
>You learned that your friend, Grace's boss is planning to give her some time off by the end of this month.
>...Maybe you had something to do with her boss giving free time out of the blue.
>She doesn't know this though.
>So, you decided to bring her along to Canterlot this summer.
>Because it has been forever since you two did anything together.
>Her boss is such a slave driver, guess it's understandable...
>Journalism is quite competitive, especially in cities like Manehattan.
>You didn't expect to end up having a totally platonic dinner, on the balcony, with no other ponies around, complete with romanti-you mean, nice looking candles by the side.
>The setting sun doesn't help the situation.
>You're not even sure why you're surprised.
>She does this kind of stuff all the time.
>You swear to Celestia, if she starts insisting you two eat the spaghetti together, at the same time. You're gonna punch something.
>You really need to stop staring at the candle flame.
>This probably isn't good to your eyes.
Back to being Grace.
>>30233227
>>30233471
>>30233754
>>30234191
>>30234216
>Ooo, there's fish fillet.
>Haven't had any fish in months...
>Maybe some pasta?
>Spaghetti... hmm......
"Hey, wanna share some pasta?"
>"Hm? Sure, I'll get something light then."
>After much deliberation, you've decided upon your food for tonight.
>Calling a waiter, you quickly give him your orders.
>Ivory stares at the candle flame, as you two wait for your food.
>He's been doing that for a while...
>Wonder what's on his mind?
"Hey, did you noticed an unicorn stallion staring at us when we left the spa?"
>Slight confusion shows on his expression.
>"No? What did he looked like?"
"Grey coat, unkempt, messy silver mane, was wearing a cloak."
>"Doesn't ring any bells... Maybe he was just observing wandering ponies?"
>Your soups arrives first, along with a glass of water.
>The scent of onions, herbs and spices fills your nostrils.
>Drinking some of his red-ish soup, he adds.
>"Don't you do that all the time too?"
"Hey! At least I'm discreet, and I don't do that from some shady alley."
>Using your wings to hold the spoon, you start drinking the soup.
>You give a glance at the ponies eating at the tables outside, below where you are.
>As expected, nothing of interest is going on.
>Some colt is whining to his mom, a mare is arguing with a stallion, or so it seems...
>A bunch of colts gallops though the streets, carrying a box of fireworks.
>Wonder how noisy it'll get by nighttime.
>A plate of grilled fish is placed in front of you, while a plate of Caesar salad is given to Ivory.
>Ivory stares at your food.
>"Huh? Did they gave us different menus? I didn't see any fish on the menu."
"I guess? Wanna try some?"
>"Eww, no thanks."
>Fork floating beside him. he starts munching on some lettuce.
>Meh, his loss.1/2
>>30276683
>Huzzah! The pasta's here!
>You clop your hooves together.
"So, we gotta keep up appearances."
>Smirking at him, you continue.
"We gotta eat it together! Without silverwares! And kiss when we reach the ends of the noodles!"
>He stares at you, the blank look from earlier returns.
>He speaks in an emotionless tone.
>"What appearances? There's nopony around."
"Um, you never know if they might be watching?"
>"Why would busy waiters start spying on their customers?"
>He breathes deeply, before sighing.
>"Buck it. Fine, we'll eat it together. Happy?"
>You can't help smiling at him.
"Very."
>"No kissing though. This ain't one of those cheesy romance flick."
"Aww, alright..."
>Wanna order some wine for this?Should you kiss him anyway? J-just to tease him, n-not for any other reason...2/2
>>30276688
Some wine sounds good. Bump our muzzles together with the spaghetti and look directly to his eyes. They look so lovely, and that isn't meant to be teasing whatsoever.
711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
Ponyville Mysteries: Schoolhouse of Secrets and The Tail of the Timberwolf are storytimed here!
>>30444953
Legends of Magic #4 is due Wednesday!
Celestia might be pressed a little more for the season, but how's Luna faring? More daylight hours means she can have more rested time under the sun to do whatever she has to do. Perhaps she can work on relaxing, or maybe she'd like to observe bit more of her sister's usual tasks after that little exchange a while back. Or she can just chill somewhere cool and quiet, there are options!
>>30441468
Previous thread.
OFFICIAL MOVIE TRAILER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIv_ConaZ1c
ToE: The Curse of the Statuettes Showcase still here!
>>30386843
My Little Pony the Movie Prequel #1 still storytimed here!
>>30406351
Friendship is Magic #55 still storytimed here!
>>30355226
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The earlysodes
712-http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rc23nhttps://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e12.mp4
713-https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rh5nzhttps://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e13.mp4
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
>filly
My favorite things about this show:
-Luna's hair right here. Luna, in general, to be honest.
-Despite being a kid's show, it's very Capitalistic; Luna actually being able to screw a school out of getting funding by being a grouch. The ponyville school house actually needs donations rather than being covered by some sort of socialistic nonsense.
-They don't shy away from demonstrating how easy it is to start a racial hate movement (The Vampire Fruit Bat Incident). It was a little chilling how Applejack 'Adolpha' of the Apple Clan suggested that they needed to be stopped from living their lives normally, but it was important to see that for children.
-Daybreaker's cool.
-Twilight never gets treatment for her anxiety, while ensuring that Fluttershy is forced out of her comfort zone so that she can get over hers.
>>30449896
>watching the show
>>30449905
>>30449913
haha, you did it, reddit
With the fate of Equestria on the line doesn't it seem appropriate to outfit your soldiers with something a little more effective than a pointy stick?
I mean what are the guards expected to do when you don't give them the tools they need to win. They have a pointy stick versus hordes of magical creatures.
Now you give that guard an assault rifle and you watch as suddenly enemy attacks aren't so much of a problem anymore.
Make sure to modify the triggers so ponies can use em. Hell give them some tanks, planes and fighter jets and then watch the entire enemy army drop like flies.
because they don't exist there
>>30449855
I don't think they have any firearms. Let alone modern ones.
>inb4 fast like a bullet
Slings also use bullets.
>>30449855
They don't have guns. Admittedly, due to the fact that a lot of these guards are unicorns, you'd think they'd use TK to throw small projectiles really fast.
Adagio is the best original EQG character, we are all in agreement yes?
>>30449459
2nd to Sunset. Though I do wish we got more of her and the fish pussy brigade
>>30449459
I mean she is an extremely standard trope character so calling her "original" is a bit of a stretch.
No.
Who's the most epic pony?
>>30449176
Define epic.
>>30449176
epic fail
>>30449207
it's when you get so excited you want to buy lots of merch with that pony and tell everybody how awesome and hardcore that pony is and go to TVTropes and write three paragraphs about how her episodes are The War And Pearce of modern TV