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So we've all heard the stereotype, that bronies are mostly overweight neckbeards with bad hygiene.
How true is that?
So, /mlp/, are you overweight? How is your hygiene?
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>>30437963
I'm 6'2, slightly underweight and I take good care of myself
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>>30437963
I am definitely overweight with bad hygiene, yes. What do I win?
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>>30437963
I'm slim but I'm still trying to get in shape. I am pretty hygienic though.
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>there are faggots that think limestone or even MARBLE is better than maud
maud is best pony period.
best waifu, too.
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>>30437950
Did anon just shoot a sonic raincum?
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>>30438083
>Did anon just shoot a sonic raincum?
Cockblocked by Celestia, actually.
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>Pencils
Is this guy still alive? I kinda stopped following when he started the 100% furry shit
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MLP Cocktails and Drinks 2017-07-02 06:17:52 Post No.30437924
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Has anyone tried to make any of these cocktails? If so which would you suggest?
Found this image on here a while back and
with a college party next weekend i fancy trying something different from the usual box of beer or straight spirits.
I have my eye on the Speed Demon but there is no measurements.
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>>30437924
Wow, someone is going to get plastered tonight.
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>>30437924
I have tried Lunar Vison before at my buddies house...if you look it up you might be able to find measurements for these pony drinks.
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>>30437924
I've tried a couple of these and it really just depends on what you're in the mood for. Since you say it's a college party I'd probably just stick to some of the more classic cocktails.
But if you do want to try the drinks on this list, most of them are mixed to achieve a certain color. Things like the Mystic Amethyst take some practice to get just right while other drinks like Soft Spoken and Bourgeoisie are expensive AF. Stuff like the Wise Apple tends to be overkill since you're mixing 3 whiskeys with a schnapps (honestly you can just use your favorite whiskey and it will taste about the same) I would however recommend The Entertainer, one shot of each liquor then fill with sprite to get the color right.
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A thread dedicated to the comfiest of Enormous Equines and Generous Giantesses.
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[title that explains that this is another complaining thread] 2017-07-02 05:00:56 Post No.30437488
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[title that explains that this is another complaining thread]
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[large wall of text that op has clearly tried to tidy up so people will take him seriously which explains his point of view of the board which is that he's tired of people doing nothing but complaining and he wishes for everyone to stop being such a faggot and just have fun and get along][random spoiler to sneek in some edgy/self-aware comment in way that will deter people from using as a means of making fun of op]
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>>30437488
[beginning post trying to be "mellow", "cool", and collected all for the purpose of impressing following Anons if more are to arrive]
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[Something about the original poster's homosexuality]
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>>30437488
[Pointing out the self-defeating hypocrisy of OP's post]
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They want you to buy them beer, cigarettes and Cheetos. What do you do?
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I WOULD SHOVE MY 69 YEAR LONG COCK IN THEY ARE MOUTHS
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>>30437462
Slap those little heathens with the word of The Lord
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>>30437462
Break appleblooms legs, then grab sweetie belles horn and break it off and finally get scootaloo and shove the horn up her ass and tell them they learned their first life lesson leave me the fuck alone.
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>glorious movie future 2017-07-02 04:32:13 Post No.30437364
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>tempest shadow introduced in the movie
>She's a villain with a good character and backstory
>she ends up not being super powerful at magic
>Joins the group in Season 8 to learn about friendship from ALL of them instead of just twilight
>Starlight glimmer dissapears forever and is forgotten about
We can dream, right?
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i dont need to dream. salt is delivered to my table daily.
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>>30437364
I doubt we will ever see her again, so yeah, dream on
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>>30437364
And then she will become the Element of Infibulation
On an alternate earth, Starlight Glimmer was never created and instead her spot in the show is taken up by Sunset Shimmer.
How does alternate /mlp/ react?
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>>30437200
I'd be down
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>>30437200
rape
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When did you realize you wanted to be subservient to mares?
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>>30437015
pmub
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>>30437015
Because I am so starved for affection that I will sink to any level if it means something will love me
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>>30437015
Yesterday when I was taking my daily shit
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>it's another evil unicorn
Because Nightmare, Trixie, Sombra, Shimmer and Glimmer didn't give us enough of those
For god's sake can't they do something different?
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>>30436830
Silly anon, she isn't a unicorn.
Unicorns have horns.
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>>30436830
>For god's sake can't they do something different?
Like a bipedal monkey?
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>>30436830
Can you really see a non unicorn being a threat?
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Why does the trailer have so many dislikes?
Is it people still butthurt that ponies are a thing? Or is it fans that just don't like the look of the movie?
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>>30436731
I'd think a majority of the dislikes would be autistic pony-haters, judging by the salt mine in the comments.
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>>30436731
SEVEN
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>>30436756
Being buttblasted is eternal. Just ask all the people upset over Twilicorn.
What did she mean by this?
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>>30436654
Really gets the ol' sprinkles wrinklin'.
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>>30436654
Ok, seriously though, what did YOU mean by this?
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>>30436654
Really activates my almonds
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Why were these NEVER expaned on? 2017-07-02 02:23:29 Post No.30436598
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Why were these NEVER expaned on?
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So, the Mane Six lose their elements, and are given a new power by the Tree of Harmony. Now, it looked like Rainbow Power was going to be their new Elements of Harmony: It defeated Tirek with a rainbow beam, just like the elements.
And then nothing. No follow-up, no explanation, hell, do they even mention the new power? The only time it ever showed up is in a dream, which doesn't even count!
Can they use it again? What powers do they hold? Do they need the chest still, even though it became the castle? Why weren't they used against Starlight or Queen Chrysalis?
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MLP has tenuous writing consistency.
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inb6 they show up in the movie
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>>30436598
It was made to sell Rainbow Power™ toys, but the toyline didn't do so well so they stopped mentioning it altogether
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There's NO new episodes this month.
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>>30436575
>generic anime girl that looks nothing like Pinkie
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Is this a no hooves thread?
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>>30436985
Every thread it is
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Would you kiss Trixie's butt?
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>>30436573
>no hooves
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>>30436573
I would take a paddle to it and beat it.
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>>30436573
If she were a pony, maybe