>HI ANON! Remember how much fun we used to have together?

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No

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>>30322446
I miss my Candyass, fuck the mods.

>>30322446
"You're not real."
>"Why'd you kill me, Anon?"
>You cry yourself to sleep

>>30322446
It was always awful, your face is the harbringer of low effort

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>>30322453
This tbhfams
Only redditor newfigs ever loved these shitty RP threads
Thank fuck Scruffy banned this shit

Anyone have the cap of the catalog when HI ANON! took over the board?
I've been trying to find it in my folders, but I think I lost it.

>>30322446
Candyass is best mare in bed

>>30322446
Hi candyass did you bring the pizzer

>>30322446
Where's my fucking pizza, Candyass?

>>30322635
Masturboop is also banned smart ass

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>>30322636

>>30322918
truely a time of terror

>>30322918
>ANON I KEEP FORGETTING IS IT THE LETTER OR THE LITTER BOX

I miss these threads. Had a hardy kek

>>30322446
I missed you so much!

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>>30322446
Days go by, and still I think of you.
Days when I could not live my life, without you.

>>30322918
Thanks Anon!

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>[muffled cockvore sounds in the distance]

>>30322446
good times

>>30324073
Now you understand why roleplaying is rightfully banned.

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>>30324100
90% of it isn't even roleplaying, you dodo.

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>>30322592
Same. The day that fucking sticky was posted, the example with fireplace in the living room gave me a genuine chuckle. I wish they just had the balls and admitted to having an autistic fit instead.

>>30324150
This

>>30322815
Kek

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>>30322446

>>30322453
>>30322635
Yet you spam Barbiehorse all over the place
Peetzer hors gave a lot of great content and green that you Glimmerfags can only dream of

>rape

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The Cadences must flow.

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>>30324150
glim glam shitters banhammered sticky when?

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>>30322827
Whatever do you mean

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>>30325812
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30324404/#30324404
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30323584/#30324046
Cry harder ban evaders

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HELLO CADENCE!

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>>30322815
>only the best for you anon

>>30322446
>roleplaying
>>>/ponychan/

>>30322446
I remember in response to the drama I created some threads about cadance getting mad at anon because he forgot to feed scruffy while she was gone. He knows how grumpy he gets when he's hungry.

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>>30327583
>digiorno
>not dr. oetker
pleb

>>30322446
I remember the first cadence post.

>>30327835
What did she say?

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>>30327916
Probably "HI ANON!", maybe with some silly followup.

>>30322446

>>30328267
IT'S A SHITPOST RACE AND I'M WINNING YOU LITTLE CUNT

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>>30322446
I 'member, pls come back

>>30327614
>Not having fun
>>>/reddit/

>This is still up
Just a reminder that they do it 4 free

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>>30328301
>Equestria
>Not Crystal Empire

>>30322446
Still better than 90% of the shit on this board.

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>>30322446
>>HI ANON! Remember how much fun we used to have together?

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>>30322446
I do, because I used to make some of these threads

I want all /b/imbos to die. Is that too much to ask for?

>>30327944
>>30329326
Adorable

>>30330528
This, I'll take fun peetzer horse over 80 versions of the same poochienigger spam, nyx, and assorted barbie cancer.

>>30331249
poochie and barbies are canon.

>>30330413
You rock.

>>30322592
This

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Rise, Cadanceposters. You have nothing to lose but your chains.

>>30331249
See, the thing is: HI ANON! threads present Cadance as a happy-go-lucky, well-meaning but slightly loopy type, whose crazy antics might get you into trouble: but things always work out alright in the end. Sort of like Dee Dee.

This place, however, is inhabited exclusively by Dexters: and not the cool funny scientist-genius Dexter, I mean the resentful Dexter who pushes away any form of contact that would tear him away from his computer and gets angry about the idea of 'fun'. Cadence you are not fun!! Fun is to be restricted to the appropriate generals!! Illogical! Reeeeeeee!

Dexter now posts up a reply saying '>projecting' - the trusty NO U that means he wins the argument he assumes he's having - before reclining smugly in his chair and clicking through to his other tabs, in case somebody else had the last word there too

>>30325094
>/mlp/ settles on Cadance being fun, crazy, peetzer horse
>unfunny bandwagoning memesters assume it works like all their other TOP TEXT [image.jpg] BOTTOM TEXT memes
it doesn't work that way. that's not how it works. please stop.

>>30333974
This board is long gone, anon.

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Don't feel bad, Anon. Remember that I'll always love you.

I love you, Anon. W-we love you. Shiny and I... Even Anonymous. Hi, Anon...

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>>30327583

So I've only been browsing this board for a year and a bit.
Can someone tell me the context behind Cadance holding a box of pizza?

>>30334190
Peetzer.

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>>30334190

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>>30335294
?

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>>30322446
Yeah, it was a lot of fun, I miss you, Candyass.

>>30335394
I'm envious of the dude who has the Cadence bed sheet.

>>30335450
>Cadence bed sheet
Do you have photos?

>>30334190
>>30335294
peetzer

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WHAT DO Y'ALL MEAN, Y'ALL "DON'T LIKE NASCARRIAGE"?

>>30334190
Peetzer.

>>30322446
Does anyone know where the image originally came from?

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>>30335631
REEEEE!! Get out of muh general applefag!

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>>30335538
I think this was the secret santa from two years ago.

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>>30334133
>You'll never be the meat to a pony snuggle sandwich when the three of you get a little too tipsy.
>You'll never sperg out shiny over nerd shit.
>You'll never give ear scritches to cadence while she's in an important meeting.
>You'll never be the lovable crazy uncle to flurry, showing her how to make bottle rockets and teaching her german swear words.

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>>30336656
Never say never.

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>>30336656
>>You'll never be the lovable crazy uncle to flurry
I didn't ask for this feel

>>30322446
So...what was Candyass thread? I no longer remember

>>30335294
Peetzer

>>30322918
>Anon, darling, I stained all your suits
a hearty kek, I had

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I am surprised this thread wasn't nuked.

>>30340409
>IT'S ME! SHITHORSE!

>>30338302
So glad my relatives bred, and their spawn like me

This thread is proof roleplaying should not have been banned

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how is this thread still up
I miss you so much candyass :'(

Reporting this thread to the mods.
It hurts so much

MODS

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This thread is good. Candyass is cute poner, I like her a lot.

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>>30340424
>posting tumblr memes

>>30322446
You have no idea how happy I am to see that fucking face in the catalog once again.
Thanks Anon.

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>>30327583
>canadian bacon and pineapple
my favorite
I'm so happy I could kiss you

>>30339925
"Stained them with what", is the real question.
Could be good or bad.

>>30333965

I read that spoiler in Mandark's voice, laughter at the end and everything. You know what? Normally I hate crossover fanfics but I think Dexter's Lab and FiM could go together.

>Dexter builds something like the Stargate
>He intends to contact a superior race and go "live with his equals"
>Deedee messes with the device and gets sent to Equestria
>Dexter enjoys the piece and quiet until his parents start looking for his sister
>He is forced to go find her
>Shenanigans ensue
>Dexter's environmental suit scares Pinkie, causing ponies to think that aliens are invading Ponyvile
>Later once this is cleared up, Dexter has a heated arguement with Twilight about magic and science
>Later still, Dexter and the ponies unite to find Deedee
>Meanwhile Deedee has made friends with Discord and the two are screwing around Equestria and accidentally causing damage
>The two awaken a dragon or other monster that attacks nearby Ponyvile
>Dexter flees to his laboratory
>The ponies try to stop the not-Godzilla monster and fail
>Dexter returns with a bunch of vehicles for the ponies to pilot
>Dexter, Deedee and the ponies combine they vehicles and fight the monster, paroding the Super Sentai genre
>Dexter and Deedee return home after the battle
>Post credits scene
>Dexter grumbles about all that happened, declares he's had enough ponies and magic for a lifetime, and says he needs some good news to fix his mood
>His mom gives him a letter saying that he is eligible to skip classes and go to Canterlot Highschool
>"Yes! These are good news!"
>If only he knew

>>30341434

Saying that you're reporting a thread or post is against the rules. Enjoy your ban.

>>30343618
>not keeping it simple
>Twilight doing that BWHAAAHHH thing with the stopwatch
>Pinkie has a Major Glory bobblehead
etc

>>30343618
You're one of those people who "liked" double rainboom, aren't you?

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>>30327583

>>30344002

I never looked it up.

You know, this thread has been up for a while now, and I've seen other threads get deleted, so at least one mod knows about this thread but don't care. Maybe as long as no one tries to take over the entire board again we can have occasional Cadence threads.

>>30344133

I think either the mod who sperged out during the second Scruffening was replaced, or someone (a brother, ex gf, etc) used his pc to cause a mess and fuck with his status among the 4chan staff, with the new established rules being a bullshit attempt to cover it up. I wouldn't be surprised if all those threads were erased by weather balloons or swamp gas.

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>>30344241
There was a Cadence post not so long ago that was purged. It had the usual """roleplaying""" in it (Hello Anonymous, I recently was released from the psychic ward yada yada), so I wouldn't get too hasty.

The scruffening was pure bullshit though, and the rules were just the damage control, of that there is no doubt.

>>30343633
Enjoy your ban anon

>>30344465
He never said he reported a post. I am though. Saged and reported.

>>30344288
>The scruffening was pure bullshit though
Delusional.

>>30344465
If they don't do anything about the glimmer spam, what makes you think they'll actually do their jobs now

>>30344635
They did respond to Glimmerspam, but it took them a while. You have to remember that the mods are humans too, and they have jobs, lives, families, etc. to attend to. They can't be sitting at their computer 24/7/365 constantly refreshing /mlp/ looking for spam.

>>30344288
>>30344628

You kids even know what the Scruffening was? Shit...

>>30344727
The Lauren-induced original, or the weak fake "second one" that purged Cadenceposting?

>>30344727
The Scruffenings were turnkey events in the history of /mlp/. They led to significant improvements in discourse and quality across the board, thus making /mlp/ a more enjoyable experience for all audiences. Sadly, few truly realise what a beneficial effect the Scruffenings have had on /mlp/, instead thinking that they had a detrimental effect on the board. What sad, misguided fools they are.

>>30344664
Also, they do it for free so, no joke, they probably have other things on their minds, like when their tendies are coming down to them.

>>30344751
>t. Modposter

>>30327916
>>30327944
No it was just "HI ANON!" by itself.

Any good cadence fanfics?

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>>30344664
Put that trip on already, Knight

STOP FUCKING POSTING OUTSIDE OF YOUR CONTAINMENT THREAD YOU AUTISTIC FUCKING NIGGER KIKES!
REEEEEEEEEEE
OBEY THE FUCKING RULES!!!!!

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>>30345085
Would you marry an infibulated Poochie and teach her to experience pleasure again?

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>>30344751
Oh yeah, so improved
I mean, look at the board right now, it's clearly so much better than back then amirite
Forcing people to stick to their generals instead of letting them having fun and create content deriving from it, yep, totally an improvement

But then again I'm not responding to you, because you know I'm right. I'm mainly leaving this post for all the newblood that might be fooled by your shitposting.

>>30322446
Sleep, pretty darling,
Dot not cry
And I will sing a lullaby.

>>30345148
>it's clearly so much better than back then amirite
Of course /mlp/ is a shadow of its former self, but that's not due to the fault of the Scruffenings. It's more a problem with the userbase: sour oldfags have their nostalgia go-goggles permanently glued on, and annoying newfags don't realise their kind isn't welcome.

>Forcing people to stick to their generals instead of letting them having fun and create content deriving from it
There's no rule that says you have to stick to a general, nor is there a rule that says you can't create content in generals.

>>30344751

Stiffling creativity, discouraging content and forbidding fun sure was beneficial to the board, as was the discouragement of discussing fandom drama and calling out the pedos and trannies.

>>30345210
>Stiffling creativity, discouraging content and forbidding fun
That's funny because the Scruffenings didn't do any of that.

>discouragement of discussing fandom drama and calling out the pedos and trannies
Good. Fandom drama can go to reddit. As for pedos and trannies, they still get pointed out. Ever been to one of the filly threads? One of the first replies is always Chris Hansen.

>>30345182
>the show has stayed good, s4 was maybe one of the best season
>the board's userbase dropped drastically after the first, and then even more right after the second scruffening
sour oldfags aren't sour oldfags, newfriend
they're just shitposters like you that weren't there then, and if they were, they're just here to stir shit, like glimposters now and chick'un posters back then

>forcing people
no, you don't get it, we didn't need generals because every 'shitty prompt' had potential to create new discussion and let people create content over said discussion
now that we're limited at having 'shitposts' instead of prompts, we can't create nearly as much content/have a harder time doing it

me having to explain this kind of shit is just sad
all the best greens, memes and half of the board's culture came from shitposting prompts
I swear, people shouldn't be authorized to post here until they passed 2 weeks browsing random threads on desuarchive

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>30344751
>30345223

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>>30345343
>all the best greens, memes and half of the board's culture came from shitposting prompts
Me on the right.

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>>30345361
Funny I was talking about glimposters in this exact post huh
Really makes me think :^)

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>>30345343
>the board's culture
It's gone Anon. Time to let go.

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>>30345385
nah, scruffy's going to die in a terror attack and we'll get our board back, somehow
cap this and dont forget the zoomed words

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>>30345392

>>30345223

Bad. Drama is funny, helps the fandom regulate itself and gives people perspective. What separated us horsefuckers from bronies was that we understood our situation. Now that the difference isn't discussed it has become obscure. There's less fun to had and we aren't calling out obnoxious or scum people anymore.

>That's funny because the Scruffenings didn't do any of that.

Milkmare, Fluffies, etc were more fun than moth, plane and bat pony bullshit. But even if it weren't, plenty of artists have left because they didn't enjoy creative freedom and /mlp/ has become just another fandom place.

>Chris Hansen

That was literally just one guy making a joke.

>>30345361
It's true, though.

>>30341427
All of this

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>>30345400
We will rise again, like the crust of a peetzer in the oven.

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>Better late than never!

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A THREAD DIED FOR ME ANON

>>30344751
Bullshit. Because of just the first one we lost milky, awg, and being able to post occasional anthro behind spoilers.

Why isn't this a red board anyway?

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>>30322446
This is some bomb ass tea, Cadence.

>>30349572
Let them all die for you.

>>30349947
Because mods need some boards to shit on

>>30349572
>I REVERTED THE GRAVITY ANON!

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>>30322918

Is there a template?

>>30349965
I used my cum instead of milk

Hope that's okay

>>30322918
>I FELL OVER ANON
Fucking hell why did this make me laugh so hard.

>>30351650
fukken saved

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>>30351897
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=hi%20anon

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>I PUT DMT IN YOUR TEA, ANON!

>>30340424
But, that's not Starlight.

>>30322446
>Inb4 thread 404's :(

>>30351944
>Milk in tea

Look at this britbong.

>>30322446
Candy come back

>>30357294
>404
>After almost a week

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>>30327583
>if you know what I mean

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I stole your meme, Candyhorse!

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HI CANDYASS, I KIDNAPPED YOUR BABY!

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>>30358984
>trolled into babysitting
>he does it for free

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I JACKED IT TO SAUCY PICTURES OF YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER CONDENSE!

>>30359066
You are dumb Cadence
Anon will just rape Flurry.

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>>30359084
>Who's raping who?

>>30359114
Your bursts of powerful magic are already controlled. You ain't raping anyone with weak baby magic.

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>>30359114
You'll gonna do everything I'll say McFlurry or else say goodbye to your SNEAZIL

>>30359114
*whom

>>30360049
*whom'st

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Sup, fag.

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>>30361117
>Tracy will never come and kill you to release you from this shitty life

>>30361236
>Tracy
Literally who.

>>30362155
DYEWTS?

>>30362155
Fucking normies, REEEEEEEE

>>30362173
Spotted the idiot trying to fit in.
Tracy is an OC, for you both retards.

pwned

>tfw this meme is practically dead
>tfw no more candy ass threads

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>>30362155
>>30362173
NEWFAGS

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>YOU TOUCHED HOLDER'S BOULDER, DIDN'T YOU, ANON?

>>30322918
shalom

>>30364765
I'll take responsibility by becoming your husband.

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I'LL HOLD ON THIS GLASS FOR YOU, ANON!

>>30366629
If I weren't hiding my power level the first thing I'd do is get a bunch of condense accessories.

>>30366762
I have Candyass mousepad and I absolutely love it.

>>30334190
Peetzer

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>>30327583
>Pineapple

>>30366762
It's time for me to man up and do it.

>>30367491
get the HI ANON condense screenprinted on some white t's and I will buy one.

I miss you cadence
Let's get some pizzer

>>30367527
>pizzer

>>30367527
That's pixir to you, shitlord.

>>30355159
I laughed so hard i spilled my kratom tea

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>>30338302
It hurts...

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>>30345354
> >30344751
> >30345223

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>>30366781
Where did you buy it?

>>30334190
No context. These things are just micro memes that people starts and they caught on.
In one prompt she just offers peetzer to anon and that's how it went.

Looks like we can still have fun cadybaby

>>30362155
Welcome to 4chan, here's your free complimentary GET THE FUCK OUT YOU DISGUSTING NORMIE

>>30359127
>Weak Baby Magic
>Still strong enough to almost kill Twilight with a floating bed in S7

That's not what i'd define as weak.

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>Don't worry, Anon. I'll scare away all the spooks.

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>>30371194
>spooks

>>30370238
>he thinks throwing beds around isn't weak babby magic
wew

>>30371807
It is when you remember Twilight moved a fucking ursa.

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>I BUMPED THIS THREAD FOR YOU, ANON

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>>30370238
>almost kill

>>30360156
*whom'st've

>>30369113
Custom print.

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>YOU WOULDN'T LET THIS THREAD DIE, WOULD YOU ANON?

>>30327053
This hurt more than it should have.

>>30373315
Sorry Caddy, I was just trying to sleep.

>>30369113
>what is $0.99 custom mousepad
must be new

>>30373595
not if you are from the the god forgotten slav-land.

>>30373604
>from the the god forgotten slav-land
What this have to do with anything?

>>30322918
Where are the Janitors?

>>30373622
It's not popular here to have such cool things like custom mousepads.

>>30373338
>>30327053
>Love their ship.
>Like shiny.
>Want to read more of AnonXCadence.
Fuck.

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>>30372771
>>30373315
>Remember when Anons didnt bump threads after they ended having worthy content/discussion?
>Remember when threads werent bump parties?
>Remember when you browsed the catalog for >Fun instead of bumping threads?
I remember, bump

>>30323534
you, are still a whisper on my lips, a feeling at my finger tips, that's pulling at my skin

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A cute

>>30373639
>popular
Stop posting and get the fuck out from this board.

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What went wrong?

>>30322446
fuck off cadence

>>30366629

>>30378593
...perhaps, there's some other way I could pay?

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>>30379032

>>30378593
Just the tip?

>>30344751
>board quality.jpg

>>30376095
Ugh, fuck your stupid Scootaloo rip images.

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>>30377010

>>30380685
Stop trying to sabotage my diet, Cadence.

>>30381182
What got candyass in such a mood

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Does Candyass taste like candy-vag or like pettza-vag?

>>30333974
I always liked to imagine Cadence as that annoying chipper housewife of a friend you can't stay mad at no matter how many times she interrupts the few times you hang out.

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>>30382024
It tastes like pic related.

>>30382688
that looks disgusting, is this what you americans eat?

i wish i wouldn't have to bump it

>>30383273
Why the fuck are you bumping this thread?

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>>30383283
We love Cadence.

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>>30382735
Would these be more to your liking?

>>30322446
I do Candy.
Then you got married.
Then you got preggers and fat.
Then you became a mom.
Now you sit around and you're boring.

>>30383283
it's a kind of absolute disgu...

a kind of Cadence general

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I HAVE A MOUSE ON MY NOSE, ANON!

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>>30383505

>>30382735
what's worse is that they don't have actual cheese; they have that shitty powdered cheese substitute

>>30382735
don't diss our national cuisine

>>30322446
Remember when you used to shit on my bed?

>>30335394

>tfw no candy mousepad

I actually like this image and the other face variants enough to actually want one, but missed my chance to get one for free.

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>>30322446
Yeah.
Where did those times go?

>>30383961
It tastes the same and actually has less fat you autist.

>>30384543
>he thinks low-fat artificial "food" is good

>>30384543
Haha, look at this dumb amerifat who thinks fat food is bad for you and laugh! Fat is bad only when it's overcooked or if it was made from some cancer like margarine aka artificial butter.

>>30384543
>It tastes the same
You've never had real cheese, have you anon

>>30383912
It's true. You're boring now.

>>30383505
DUDE MILFS LMAO

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>>30386527
ur a dick and Cady is cool af

>>30384482
People keep getting threads like these wrong, and assuming it's the close-up pictures of ponies' faces that make the funny happen. Instead of how these threads are supposed to be about crazy sort-of-feelsy Cadance antics.

For all the reeeeeeeee memes are bad go meme on Reddit you you redditor reeeeeeeee screeching, everyone seems to get their homegrown memes wrong.

Plus what's with all the ohhhhhh enjoy ur ban op!! replies? everyone seems to be absolutely petrified of being punished and it's not lol it's pathetic. like grow a pair and try to be funny without reeeeing about no mods no masters a man chooses blah blah blah. cadence and shiny a good pones, people here dumb

>>30386841
Precisely.

I mean she could be an earnest young mom trying to still have fun and be silly sometimes with her friend. Honestly though I just don't think anyone here has that kind of imagination.

Oh no trying something different and creative means I might not be able to post on website for a few days, better stew in my own numbered general thread forever, banging my fork and knife on the table demanding to be fed greentext bland enough to not be reeeeed at for being too different

>>30386903
Man, I don't know what the fuck you are saying, but hanging out with Cadance and Shiny would be fun as shit. Cadance is still the same peetzer-loving horse after all. Shiny is still the same old nerd. Good times...

>>30386903
>she could be an earnest young mom trying to still have fun and be silly sometimes with her friend.
>Cadence becoming more aware that she and Shining can't keep doing cuh-razy, responsibility-free, sometimes-sexy shenanigans with their human friend like they used to
>sooner or later Flurry is going to ask awkward questions
>sooner or later she'll be growing up herself
>sooner or later they'll all have to figure out what that means and start understanding themselves beyond HI ANON!
I think I made myself sad. bittersweet much?

>if this keeps up you're going to be the sad middle-aged creep still pathetically clinging to his Animal House days while Cadence and Shiny have a foal and a fucking kingdom to look after

>>30386943
>you were there when she was made
>(how is fole formed? how mare get pragnet)
>you were there when the Guard bundled you all into the carriage early that morning
>you were there with Shiny, helpless, as Cadance suffered
>you were all there - mother, father and friend - at the first Alicorn birth in recorded history
>you swore, looking down at the tiny bundle in your arms as her mother and father slept, to watch over and protect this young lady with every fibre of your being

>>30333974
Suck all the dicks.

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>>30386943
>she and Shining can't keep doing cuh-razy, responsibility-free, sometimes-sexy shenanigans with their human friend like they used to
Sure they can; babies need love, too.

!NONA IH

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>>30388481

>>30388481
Shit. Didn't even realize that was backwards the first time I read it.

>>30387041
>the first Alicorn birth in recorded history
Now that you mention it, how does Sunbutt and Luna being prehistorically old square with Equestria being founded before they showed up?

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>>30391951
According to Journal of the Two Sisters, Starswirl invited them to Equestria to rule while they were young. Kinda like a King from a branch of an established noble family being installed as the ruler of a newly partitioned country. There's a hazy reference to an "Alicorn city" existing where they were born and raised.

>>30391983
Did they always control the Sun and Moon, or did they just start doing it one day for some reason?

>>30391991
A bunch of unicorns used to to raise the sun and moon.

>>30391991
Unicorns used to do it, as stated in the Hearth's warming even pageant.

HOWEVER, unicorns are not strong enough to do this for long-- after a certain period of time, the unicorns will burn themselves out, permanently losing access to their magic.
Think of it like someone trying to power lift 1000 pounds every day until they break their back.
As such, it wasn't sustainable, as you'd expend the Unicorns of high enough levels of magic to do it faster than they'd be born and raised, meaning it was doomed to fail eventually.


Anyways, Starswirl was the last unicorn of the cabal in charge of raising the sun and the moon to get burnt out, and tried to do it alone, and, quite logically, burnt himself out, turning his hair white and losing access to all his magic.


Starswirl knew that alicorns were more powerful than unicorns, and that Alicorns would even GAIN power doing such acts due to linking themselves with the celestial object, and asked the two of them to try and raise the sun and the moon after he fucked himself.

Luna and celestia succeeded, got their cutie marks, and somehow restored starswirl's magic.

I wouldn't want to live in a world of non-sexual pone, but if I absolutely had to, it would be along side Cadance and Shining.

>we're never gonna die, Anon!

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>I'M A RETRO-STYLED 2D PLATFORMER BUT I'M NOT DOING AS WELL ON STEAM AS I EXPECTED, ANON!

>>30392121
I can see why the show avoids this kind of worldbuilding; every answer just raises further questions.

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JUST PUT IT INSIDE ME, ANON!

>>30395532
You seem different somehow, but I can't put my finger on it...

>>30395532
>not her putting it inside you
>not wanting to be the broodfather of her next batch
>not giving birth to the first changeling satyrs, superior to anything ever known in equestria
>not giving them love and see them transform in deer-satyrs instead, and kill yourself after it
fgt

>>30392121
So, do you mean they did it as little fillies? That is ridiculous and stupid, why they are so average now?

how is this thread still going

also, bump

>>30395679
Because if friendship is magic, then love is one hell of a drug, and this horse has it plenty.

>>30395561
You have to put it in her first to fertilize the eggs, then she has to put it in you so they can incubate.
Jeez, it's like you don't know anything about how changeling babbys are formed.

>>30396473
No
No fluffies pls

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>>30398027
>he cannot into PFUDOR
Wow, what a faggot

>>30394293
I KICKSTARTED YOU, CADDY

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>>30367527
>I BROUGHT PEETZER ANON!

>>30398777
I'm sure you'll be getting your backer reward any day now.

Page 10 reeeeee

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>>30398812
GET THAT SHITTY EXSCUSE FOR A PEETZER OUT OF HERE

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>>30398812
>walmart brand peetzer

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>>30395561
>>30397462
Hold on - are you guys saying Cadance is a changeling?

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>>30374289

I wish cadance would cockvore me

>>30400814
I want to make our own peetzer with Caddy.
Homemade peetzer is best because you can make it just the way you want.
Also, cooking with Caddy would be all kinds of fun and disaster.

>>30402374
Every milf can cook, why would it be a disaster?

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>>30400798
>>30400814
>THESE WERE FIVE FOR $5, ANON!

>>30402400
>tell her she can add whatever she wants
>she secretly adds gummy bear topping
>to whole peetzer
As I said, all kinds of fun and disaster.

>>30402411
Awesome, I brought the cheap shitty booze and the store brand potato chips, it'll be just like we're back in college again!

>>30402411
How about some bagel bites?

>>30402626
>he doesn't know about meat-flavored gummi bears

>>30402374
i want green where anon and Cadance try to make peetzer but neither are experienced.

How come this thread is still up?
Is the new janitor really on our side?

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I've seen this board see stupider, reddit-tier threads through to their bump limit

You don't get a free pass here on page 7

>>30404633
>Cadence has always been jelly of that giant pizza Rainbow Dash had on her birthday
>She wants you to help make one

>>30406793
>She asks you if you can add "special" sauce on it.
>You say it's disgusting since the pettzer will be shared with fillies as well.

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>>30406793
>Caddy is jelaous of Rainbow's crust

>>30407369
>stuffed crust

>>30407304
>You SAY it's disgusting
>But candybutt, being the princess of love, know that you find that idea hot as fuck
>And helps you out

>>30408478
>Gently she starts to insert her horn into your anus to stimulate your prostate cancer tumor.

>>30408536
OHH I get it now it was banned because of things like this right?

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>>30408561

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>>30402754
>store brand potato chips
Disgusting

>>30409143
Check out the lily-livered rich faggot who ate gourmet chips in college

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>>30331945
Woohoo~!

>>30409143
Hi brand suit
In reallity hand made chips are much better than those stupid industrialized bullshit

>>30408536
Oh well, I was thinking of sounding your dick with her magic or smth but that can work too

>>30409466
Thats fine too.

>>30409333
Adorable trips with 000 at timing as well.

>>30409466
>sounding with magic
I didn't know I needed this.

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>>30322446