Name one good and one bad thing about starlight glimmer.
>>30461953
Fucking kill yourself, poochienigger
>>30461953
Good: she's absent in some episodes.
Bad: she's present in some episodes.
Good
She is eager to mend he ways
Bad
Her autistic fan club
Reminder to everyone here.
>>30461778
>judging eps solely by the presence of particular characters in them
>>30461778
>mah woona
Opinion discarded.
>>30461797
> Judging other people's opinion because theirs isn't the same as yours
https://www.anonpone.com/frostbitten/
[1/2]
Fear wraps itself around your body. Tense and anxious, you try not to freak out over the tall, ominous pony you just witnessed. The brown and red bandages covering it's face, it's crushing gaze upon you. The mere thought makes you shudder, and you only saw it for a moment at most. You imagine Misty felt the same way as she walked with you to Wallace's door. The experience left her with a shaken look on her face. A feeling of guilt came across your body as you wished to help in some way, but you weren't sure how without sounding awkward or insincere. You doubt an “I'm sure that was nothing.” would do any good.
You reach the intersection between the hospital wing, the machine room, and the administration room. Guiding your gaze towards the medical section, you feel uneasy. Just looking at the door made you feel uneasy. You know how heavy duty the door keeping it sealed is, but if something were to go wrong...
>Chance?
You snap out of your stupor.
“Huh? Yeah, what's up?”
>You alright? You kinda just stared off into space for a while.
“Yeah, I've just been thinking of a lot of things.”
>You need to settle down, Chance. You're brain's gonna burst from all that thinking you're doing.
“You calling me stupid?”
You make sure to say in as sarcastic of a tone as you can. Misty reacts with the usual eye roll.
>For real though. I know we just saw a weird, creepy, tall pony, but I get the feeling it's just observing for now. Maybe it'll try to help us?
“Maybe,”
You scoff;
“But knowing the fickle luck of my cutie mark I'd doubt it.”
>Luck wouldn't be luck if there was never any doubt, right?
You pause for a moment.
“And again, you got me there.”
>I've always got you.
“How romantic.”
>Oh pfft.
You two smile at eachother before you break the silence.
“Hug time?”
>Please.
And with that, you're in her embrace once again. It's the only genuine warmness you've felt in a long time. You let it last as long as it could.
>>30461553
[2/2]
“Now, Let's go yell at Wally for a bit. And get some sleep too.”
>Sleep sounds amazing right about now...
With slight metallic squeak, you open the door to Wallace's current abode. The abode's owner in question is in a chair bent over, face down on his desk. He slowly lifts his head. This pony in front of you looked...awful. The whites of his eyes are cracked with red, the eyes themselves showing signs of crying. Wet streaks went down his cheeks. He looks at you with a squinted, pained look.
>Oh. It's you two. Hi.
He manages to stutter out slowly.
>Hey... are you feeling okay? Not trying to sound like an ass or anything, but you're looking a little rough, Wallace.
He inhales deeply before responding.
>It isn't my place to say.
“We want to help.”
>So do I. So let me. Sleep here, show me whatever you want to show me, keep your stuff here, whatever. Just because help you two doesn't mean you need to be my therapists. Besides, I don't really want to talk about it with anyone. Let alone the two of you.
That was sort of hostile. Surely he didn't mean to come across like that though, right?
>So. What do you two need?
>>30461560
Let's get comfortable, there's plenty to talk about.
Out of this city. But more immediate, I'd like to sleep. Say Misty, think there's someway you could get a vehicle working? You think Peach andguy I've forgotten the name ofare ok?I've forgotten what we were doing.
>>30461638
[1/3]
“Out of this awful city. But if we're talking short term, some sleep would be nice after I talk with Misty about some things.”
>Make yourself at home, if you can.
And that seems to be his last word as his head dips onto the desk once more. Misty and yourself sit down on two blue bedrolls that were set up on the floor. You take the liberty of taking off everything you're carrying, including the strange lantern and tablet you found in that freaky hospital. You figure you'll ask him about it in the... morning? This storm isn't good for your sense of time. Hard to know what time it is when everything is white. In any case, you hope he'll be in a better mood when you wake up.
“So Misty, do you think you could get a vehicle of some kind working if you had all the materials needed for it?”
>Hmm, I've never done anything like that before. But I'm sure I might be able to do it if I had some help from a pony who knew more about it. Think Peter would know? Or you, Wallace?
>Unless it's a boat, no. And Peter doesn't know shit about anything like that. Nor Philip.
“Speaking of him, you think he and Peach are okay, Misty?”
>Maybe if they've gone inside the ice wall. I doubt that old shack outside of it could handle a storm like this.
“Yeesh. Maybe we should check on them before we finish up that job Peter gave us. But the city center sounded intimidating, even before the black mist covered it.”
>We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. For now though, I want some sleep.
“Yeah...good idea. Night Wallace.”
He doesn't respond. Perhaps he was already sleeping despite just answering one of your questions.
So I went and visited my psychiatrist this morning over dem blues, and specifically noted my withdrawal from being too close to the show, and especially Pinkie Pie. He said that I should start making new friends who share similar personality traits to her, so mind if you guys give your best impressions of Pinkie Pie in this thread? Much appreciated.
>>30461390
maybe I can give you a second opinion?kill yourself you worthless faggothave a panka
>>30461390
"Of course I'll suck it nonny, everything to make my friends happy!"
>>30461390
>yfw you try to be an anti-EQG troll in the current year but can't deny the fact that it's canon any longer
Gas all Glimmerfags.
>>30461287
>confusing Glim with Shim
>>30461281
>the doug people
>ever
>at all
Bad news /mlp/
It looks like Legends of Equestria has suffered a malicious cyberattack.
https://twitter.com/legendsofeq/status/882679215237279745
Oh, damn.
I'll keep an eye on hansa market, see if the database will pop up there.
>>30461146
Twitter was a mistake.
>>30461343
Internet was a mistake.
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>>30460887
Nice bait shitposter.
>>30460911
Bat satyrs having incest make outs so they can get gud for daddy's herd.
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>>30460618
but do they support foals?
>>30460618
Do they support webm to gif?
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>"Starlight Glimmer, that two-bit Poochie. Risking it all for some screentime"
>I guess that's how they know me. How they'll...remember me
>But that's not who I am
>>30460503
>image
>poochie
oh no, not again, grrrr, etc
>>30460503
Literally who?
>>30460503dude poochie lmao
uh oh glimfags
>comics
>canon
lmaooo
>>30460043
>denial
>>30460043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSowOdr7aEw
if there was an EqG series, who would be the main character?
>>30459927
Sunset
I hope they have lots of recurring villains in the series.
Like Human!Sunset and her robot army.
Maybe have another mad scientist who is using artificial magic to create his own lifeforms that keep getting drawn to the portal.
Starlight Glimmer
>>30459939
A undercover government agent with a flying mech is cooler
You are a humble salary man in equestria.
You do this to support your waifu.
She has packed your lunch for today's daily grind.
Who is your waifu and what did she pack you?
>>30459897
>She has packed your lunch for today's daily grind
No need for that, I can buy a sandwich.
>>30459897
She packed me a lewd photo of herself.
>>30459909
Mind you, she packed me a lewd photo of OP's waifu.
>Starlight is staying in the human world for a few more days
She probably stayed at Sunset's house for those nights.
What do you think they did to pass the time?Lesbian stuff?
>>30458896
I think theyate ice creamandwatched the last unicornand then, finally theyplayed yugioh
>>30458896
>Implying Sunset owns a house
A box under the bridge isn't a house, anon.
They made friendship bracelets and talked about life back in Equestria, obviously.
Don't be dense.
GET HYPE
Countdown (as of posting): 1 month, 5 days, 14 hrs, 51 min. (UTC)
there is no reason to get hype for this shit stain. Why the fuck do I still even go to it
I'm still debating on going, I went to it in 2015 and it's about three hours away from where I live.
Are the $70 tickets in unlimited supply?
>>30458910
Seems like a personal problem, Anon.
Tell me /mlp/ what would YOU do if you were making the show?
Because you don't like seasons 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, or 7. And now you hate season 1 too.
>>30458688
I LIT-erally like all the seasonsexcept S3
>>30458688
delete mobilefags
>>30458688
>/mlp/ is one person
Go spam poochie again, mobilefag. At least it's less embarrassing than this.