Who's the most epic pony?
>>30449251
true dat
>>30449243
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Hello! I recently saw the mlp trailer and since i havent watch mlp i want to get into it is there any suggestions for any episode i could watch?
>>30448977
Watch the one where some stupid faggot goes to a pony board and asks some stupid faggot question
I think you'll really identify with that one
>>30448989
/thread
>>30448977
I doubt it makes a huge difference, just watch FiM from the start.
Fame and misfortune
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Triple threat
Release Date:october 28
>>30448573
>scorp the sameface dk
>>30448596
>scorp the same everything dk
>>30448573
he cant seem to get out of that bimbo art style
Do bronies still unnironically believe in the 'love and tolerate' motto?
Also, cringey memes thread I guess.
>>30448267
>bronies
You're asking the wrong board.
I never stopped believing it.
It was an ironic deflection started by /b/.
You wouldn't be their slave
that's right
>>30447707
reminder to report spam
sometimes it works
I wouldhide your spam threads.
Oooohh yeah baby the bitch is dead.
>>30447194
Finally, a quality thread.
>>30447194
Great, now my dick is hard and I'm at work.
Shit thread
Post your sexiest pics
>>30447149
>>30447149
So, did they majorly nerf her abilities? I mean we always knew she wasn't as skilled as Twilight, but before she could still DO spells....I mean she made a rope come to life and a rainbow come to life, now she struggles to do the teacup. Or are we supposed to believe that those early spells she did were just elaborate stage magic even though it seemed very real and oddly specific to the situation?
>>30447089
>I mean she made a rope come to life and a rainbow come to life
Those are basic magic skills that any Unicorn can pull off. Trixie is just another Unicorn with delusions of grandeur of being more skilled than she really is.
>>30447089
>Or are we supposed to believe that those early spells she did were just elaborate stage magic
Exactly. All those things can be achieved with simple levitation and illusion spells that any unicorn could learn. She's skilled but not in actual magic.
>Or are we supposed to believe that those early spells she did were just elaborate stage magic even though it seemed very real
I mean illusionary magic tricks is her special talent.
Post your desktop/phone wallpaper and rate other anons
>inb4 mobilefag
I'm not on my phone, but I use this as my wallpaper.
>>30446382
I dont have a pony one atm because I havent found the right one...
>>30446427
fucking kill yourself get the fuck off my board you useless piece of trash if you dont have a pony wallpaper you don't belong on this board
Can any non-alicorn pony go toe to toe with this powerhouse?
round 1: both characters morals on
round 2: both characters morals off, bloodlusted
Random encounters
>>30445896
Rainbow Dash probably could, maybe one of the wonderbolts as well. It really depends on if Rainbow can fly faster than the generic magic beams that every unicorn spams when they're in a fight. Glimmer could use some kind of magic to level the playing field, but Rainbow has far more mobility than her and could keep her distance. Rainbow would need a way to break her magical shield though, since I imagine Glimmer is smart enough to use one in a fight.
Maud could be a strong contender, but she'd need the element of surprise to lay a stone between Glimmer's eyes, David vs Goliath style. The war timeline showed she could do it.
>>30445921
>Rainbow has far more mobility than her
Arguable, remember that Glimmer still has teleportation, which should give her the edge in that department. She may have a chance in round 1 if she's able to speed blitz her and it's definitely something she'd do in character. I didn't say how far apart they started the fight so that does kind of leave it up in the air. Round 2 though I think Rainbow just gets instantly crushed into a baseball-sized red and blue sphere...
>>30445930
Teleportation is strong, but it can only take her so far. Rainbow's been shown to fly as fast as, and faster than the speed of sound. Even if we be generous and say that Glimmer can teleport as far as she can see, she still can't do it forever or keep up with Rainbow's raw speed. And if we assume that Rainbow keeps her vertical distance from Glimmer, she can effectively dive bomb her as much as she wants. Unless, of course, Glimmer takes to the sky herself, in which case she's still fighting in Rainbow's element, with the added benefit of falling to her death if Rainbow so much as kicks her horn.
The only real edge Glimmer has here is that telekinesis has been shown to ground Rainbow instantly and has no defined rules for how it can be used. I don't think it's possible to crush something with telekinesis though, it's never been shown to do that.
Really, I think it would be a fair fight. Rainbow is to pegasi what Glimmer is to unicorns.
Best Princess Luna/NMM images?
>luna
>>30445431
Hey, I love the other princesses too. But Luna is my favorite.
>>30445448
Luna is literally edge: the flying horse
Ponyville Mysteries #1 and #2 is out on iTunes, Kindle, and other digital book mediums.
There are no spoilers in this, so here is the synopsis for both since they share the same one:
>Join the Cutie Mark Crusaders--Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo--as they read mysteries, legends, ghost stories, and every other kind of tale that makes a mane stand on end. From Ponyville School classmates to Rainbow Dash to the Princess of the Night herself, you never know who else...or what else...awaits as they set out to solve seeming supernatural mysteries around Ponyville.
Link to both the books in Epub, Mobi, Pdf, Docx:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/97oa9s9xl9mk95v/Ponyville+Mysteries+1%262.rar
Other books can be found here:
http://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Pony/Books/Official/
>>30444953
Here's the first one: Schoolhouse of Secrets.
>>30444971
>>30444975
What are the major problems with the series barring Starlight Glimmer?
>>30444135
The biggest issue, larger than Glimmer could ever be, is the lack of consistency.
Glimmer is the single worst thing that's happened to the series but it's nothing compared to the long-term buildup of contradiction.
>>30444135
A lack of consistency.
It's jarring to watch when there is no one person overlooking the whole writing process, like Faust in S1-2. She kept the characters consistent and the story ideas within the show's theme.
>>30444151
>>30444156
But certain aspects have always been consistent in their inconsistency, like technological level.
Last time on wannabe edge horse quest….
>Your name is Secure Package, the not so brave adventurer investigator extraordinaire!
>With you being the curious child you were, you snuck into a closed off section of the Vault for some much need investigating.
>However, you encountered a scary metalyou think it’s sort of a ponymonster thingy!
>And to makes matters worse, it can speak and wants to help you!
>.....No wait that’s a good thing.
>Must of hit your head real hard on that fall, didn’cha?
>>30437141
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“What. Wait hold on! Don’t leave me down here!” You cry out in fear, but far to late as the monster had left minutes after you gained enough sense to realized it’s gone.
Hopefully it really does want to help you, and not eat out your guts.
*Whimper*
“N-no. No no. Get it together Package.”
“You’re brave. You. Are. Brave. And it’s just a cave. With a brave filly in it…..”
With that said you manage to calm your nerves. Enough to cast an illumination spell.
Now...the tunnel.
Before casting your spell, yellow emergency lights barely illuminate the tunnel, and it appear to have several rows of train tracks running parallel to somewhere.
Gosh. You’re not sure if there’s an end to the tunnel. It just seems to go further into a never ending darkness. But you know that can’t be it as there SHOULD be one. Still...
What shall you do to get out of this sticky situation?
>check your utility belt for something useful
>wait for the monster to come back
>go explore
>cri
>Ask me to roll a d20
>Try to climb back up
>other
You’re current inventory, as far as I can remember.can you tell me if I forgot anything?
-Utility belt
-35 bits
>>30437141
>Roleplaying.
>>30437153
>check your utility belt for something useful
>wait for the monster to come back
Wait at least 10 minutes. before we go exploring
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pregnant pony princesses edition
>>30435238
The best pregnant ponies
will someone post a fucking story already