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Leave the toaster on and stick a knife down inside to pull them out. A solid metal knife.

>>8910192
Unplug the toaster, put on a dress and call newegg.com....tell them you have an order for two pizzas and a GTX 1080 video card.

Then, run a 5k marathon in sandals. Get drunk and punch a random person in the face. At that point you should probably call the fire department and tell them your cat is stuck in a tree.

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Wash the toaster in the bathtub with you to make sure that the toaster is clean

>>8909689
Just be mindful of the alcohol content, they can be really strong. In that photo you can see a utensil that is designed for a sugar cube. You place the cube on it, hold it over the glass and trickle water on it, then mix it up. Never done it but I've read about it.

>>8909689
Absinthe is literally my favorite spirit on earth. You don't even want to know how much I've spent on it in the past. Even had sampled from underground pre ban bottles.

>Is it as simply as buying a bottle and taking shots?
No. Do not do this. Get a bottle and get a glass. Then you just need some ice water and optionally some sugar. It's difficult to drink straight because of how strong it is, both the liquor and the potency of the oils.

pour a little bit into a glass kinda like what's in your pic (though that's a bit strong) and then slowly add the ice water. The drink immediately creates what's called a "louche". Keep pouring until the layer of absinthe on the top disappears. This takes a lot of water in comparison to the size of the shot. Then you're left with a milky colored drink that's giving off anise perfumes. That's what you drink.

>>8909689
>How do I get into Absinthe drinking?

Run out of mouthwash and kerosene, you degenerate.

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CdP

What country makes the best rose? I only drink cheap wine but I wouldn't mind trying a bottle of rose. I've only had it at restaurants.

>>8908859 here, fuck you OP your thread sucks and you suck too

cut skin off.
mince it up with a knife
add bell pepper
onion
garlic
old bay
salt and pepper
bread crumbs

patty, chill then fry in a pan.

Salt, pepper and old bay or salt and lemon pepper. Cook at 425 until flakes and is opaque. Can also use curry power for season.

>>8906472
I'll have to try that sometime, but I wasnt planning on making fish cakes/ fish burgers tonight. plus the skin is the best part.

>>8906475
noted. unsure about the curry powder however. seems pretty strong to me.

>>8905496

A decade from now you'll enjoy this purchase. My siblings and I planted pinecones in our garden one year, now dozens of 100ft trees line the perimeter of the estate I was raised on. All good things take time.

>>8905496

Did you imagine they were going to ship you a 10' tall tree?

>>8905600
Well the online shop said these particular plants were ~9ft tall. Maybe I'd young one, maybe something with budding fruits in a pot... What I did not expect was a stick.

>>8901781
What?

What is a lime? Some exotic vegetable?

Limes are proof that God exists, and He wants use to be happy

sriracha

>Pepperoni and cheese cup
Literally nothing wrong with that. Buy some crackers.

>>8901654
Any of those 50s/60s magazine recipes

is gay an ethnicity?

>>8913114
Nope. But even if it were you'd be wrong.

48 oz. of beer and some meat and potatoes stuffed in dough and fried I dunno.

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>>8912965

>>8913050
Racism isn't allowed outside of /b/, read GR#3

>>8913075
Hopefully you have a dynamic IP

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>sweetened iced tea

little kid or black person detected

>be op
>have childlike tastebuds that need sugar to stimulate them 23 hours a day
Just grow the fuck up OP your teeth will appreciate it and your thighs could lose the calorie deficit

they could offer 10 nuggets for $1.48

>>8912118
BK nuggets are half the size of a mcnugget and are not as crispy

>>8912136
Not true on size, they are crispier tho. McNuggets also taste like shit in comparison and BK has a much, MUCH better tasting buffalo sauce.

>>8912111
There is nothing wrong with it. It's aesthetic, you support a good company and it eliminates a lot of inconvenience like the video outlines. Stay jellymad poorfag.

>>8912148

The fact that it can't make juice unless it's connected to wifi is laughable and a great reason not to buy it. Other than that I'm sure it's fine. Very expensive though.

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>>8912148

My mother's dead so I'll be prepping the booze special for myself.

>>8911977

Probably a couple of cheeseburgers...thats what I gave her last year too...

She's probably already resigned herself to just soldiering through the rest of her life living with the disappointment of having raised you, you probably don't need to bother trying to make amends for something you can't.

>>8911875
I think you went a little too auschwitz on those eggs

>>8911875
>fried egg and avocado breakfast served with chai tea.

Dropped, hipster.

>>8911875
Those are supposed to be eggs? Well they certainly aren't eggs anymore.

Were you banned from Flavortown or something?

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>>8911834
just say うま味 instead baka

>>8911834
>I think what I'll do is I'll try to make a meme like when /v/ decided fun was just a buzzword