Why does this pack of chorizo come with olive oil?
>>8918655
I would assume so you could cook the chorizo in the oil.
>>8918655
Probably a cross-promotional handshake that makes little sense. I once bought a hooker that came with marriage and a family life.
Sometimes you never know.
>>8918655
The oil will give em a nice crust
>hello, welcome to whataburger
>home of the spicy ranch chicken tender sandwich
>we hope you have having a wonderful-weds..oh wait errr
>a terrific-tuesday.
>what can i get for you today?
.......if any managers of whataburger are reading this thread, why do you think forcing your employees to spout this nonsense at every drive through customer?...
jesus fuckin christ...it makes me just want to drive off and not even order.
>>8918431
The thirty minute wait doesn't make you want to drive off?
>>8918431
The shit tier food doesn't make you want to drive off?
>>8918446
Also this.
Lao Gan Ma chili crisp is so fucking good, it salvages everything. But if the normies find out about this shit it'll become the new sriracha.
t: chinese gf
>>8917873
>t: chinese gf
More accurately
t. Boss wants me to shill this product that no one has ever heard of on 4chan because it's the easiest place to get away with marketing because retards and newfags think this is a meme
>>8917925
>no one has ever heard of
Flyovers, please stop talking.
>>8917873
put it up your puss to get rid of your yeast infection
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT KITCHEN
LOL Look What Frankie Did
I, KOT, THE SHAFESHIPTING MASTER OF KOTS
THE SAUCE, ASHI! IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT THE SAUCE!!
Starchy pieces of shit should have never been torn from the ground. I want to like these oblong taxidermied apples, but these fuckers have haunted me, as everyone I know would god damn sell their mother for a single one of these orc testicles.
Does /ck/ know of any way to serve these edible starch rocks that makes them not have the consistency of chunky glue
>>8917599
Crybaby
Honestly: You have a shit taste.
>>8917606
you try eating unseasoned hot starch for your formative years and see if you like these fuckers
dese any good
You mean an oven?
Yeah, they're pretty good
>>8917561
Personally I'm a fan of counter tops and use them often. Fuck the haters.
read the subject line...
>air fryer
How much do you spend on food per month?
I manage to do it at 100$ and desu I am never hungry
>>8917428
You mean per person or what?
I have to feed the family.
>>8917428
100-500
>>8917428
Also about $100 here, although it was $50 just last week because I wanted delivery pizzas. Pizza Hut may be shit, but $6 large cheese pizzas is a great deal.
is this fine?
>>8917406
fuck off joe
>>8917408
my name is andrew
>>8917406
Goddamn man, where's the air intake valve you use to inflate those hands and feet?
Fried rice thread! Post your favourite fried rice recipes.
Pic not mine.
I'll start with what I made last night, not my favourite but I had all ingredients.
>pour some non-evo in a large pan, high heat
>add garlic and ginger crushed in a mortart, fry until they start getting golden
>finely diced onion, add and stir until it turns translucent
>carrot julienne, stir another minute or so
>little bit of prosciutto
>eggplant and zucchini julienne, another half minute
>add rice
>add shitload of parsley or coriander
>ground cayenne to taste
>fry until desired rice texture
>add one egg, mix immediately
voila, simple and delicious
Garlic, green onion, ginger, salt, pepper, egg, shrimp, squid, pork, beef, chicken, and long grain rice
>>8917148
Oh i forgot
Green peas and carrots
>>8917105
>eggplant, zucchini, prosciutto
Just make risotto nigger.
Zucchini shouldn't be in fried rice.
I swear almost nobody else in my town drinks this. whenever I go to the store the shelf is almost or entirely full.
Why? it is so fucking good.
>>8917080
Youre the small town faggot...everyone knows.
>>8917080
it's on a shelf
people buy it
>>8917529
Living in a lonely world.
What kind of topping should automatically grant you a free ticket to eternal hell and suffering after consuming that said topping on pizza, Pineapples or Brussel Sprouts?
What is wrong with pineapple being on pizza? I've never gotten this meme.
>>8916660
>pizza
Why not? It's fucking pizza, not an exotic hawaiian dish.
>>8916656
banana is a strong contender
Alcohol thread
When did it all go so wrong edition
The day my dad fingered me when I was 6
around the time i was born
then again when puberty hit
i really want to drink but im trying to save up for a switch
How do I avoid the house smelling like booze when I go to sleep? Im drinking 75% alc rum and it stinks up the place. I moved back in with parents for a bit and would prefer to not have them know I'm al/ck/
>corn dogs
>no corn
>no dogs
Who *are* these people?
>>8916067
The Corndogians of Corndogia...isolated like the people of Easter Island for centuries before their society collapsed and all that was left was a bunch of retarded looking statues in the shape of breaded hotdogs.
>no corn
That's wrong though
>>8916067
>no dogs
>implying it's a bad thing
Shewarma, gyro, al pastor, or kebab?
al pastor
>>8916029
Kebab.
But Turks are cunts.
I like Turkish women though for whatever reason.
Sure, give me a double serving and a Coke.
ITT: make your cookout tray
(if you never had cookout, sorry)
Out West Style burger tray
side 1: chicken nuggets
side 2: chicken wrap
drink: Blueberry cheesecake milkshake
3 regular hamburgers
3 orders of fries
3 corndogs
4 Fancy Shakes
Table for 1 please.
>>8912534
I never did the trays when I was back east, but many of nights I got many old wests chilidog and cheese fries