Guys I put some Arby's curly fries in the toaster and some

Leave the toaster on and stick a knife down inside to pull them out. A solid metal knife.

>>8910192
Unplug the toaster, put on a dress and call newegg.com....tell them you have an order for two pizzas and a GTX 1080 video card.

Then, run a 5k marathon in sandals. Get drunk and punch a random person in the face. At that point you should probably call the fire department and tell them your cat is stuck in a tree.

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Wash the toaster in the bathtub with you to make sure that the toaster is clean

>>8910207
>5k marathon

Buy food in future.

>>8910192
6 million.

>>8910192
fill the toaster up with more arby's curly fries until they push the stuck ones out

cum into the toaster and toast again

rolling for dubs

>>8910192
Sit down with your toaster, and calmly tell it the risks of smoking, and advise it to stop. It's a bad habit, but ultimately your toaster is free to make its own lifestyle choices.

Call RB's and complain until you get free food.

>>8910207
> 5k
>marathon
I run a 10k every other day anon
that's nothing

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>>8910192
Put a knife into your eye.
That'll get your curlies back