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speed fast in your car, past the local skid row and throw the refuse out of the car as fast as you can. never look back.

Pet food?

Chew on them raw until you get sick then vomit and shit yourself consecutively

yes

better end it quickly instead of painfully

>>9141842
oh i fucking love eating raw eggs. im about to eat some right now

best way to neutralize the poison is stick your penis in a wall power socket

oh hey, putting lipstick on first helps also

hey listen you lil nigger. every body already knows liqueer is gross.

>shot
>of baileys
Are you retarded

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>>9141841
fug off.

safeway because thats pretty much all my shitty town has

Marukai if I'm making weeb shit
Walmart grocery for normal shopping

>>9141833
>marukai
muh nigga, i go to marukai if im making some weeb shit as well, but mostly go to the gundams in the corner

get a good thermometer

>>9141614
LOWER the fucking temperature
DON'T STOP STIRRING

your fucking welcome

>>9141623
His welcome what?

>>9141599
I may have more. Gotta do some more digging.

>>9141602
I swear im not trying to rape anyone

>>9141639
No, seriously...

>>9141596
That's nothing:
>be me
>work at bakery
>really busy, so friend comes to help
>she's a good baker, so I leave her along
>she's really tried or hungover or something
>totally messes up the recipe for muffins
>somehow she manages to confuse chocolate chips for potato chips, then she added cola, lemon juice, and a handful of earthworms.
>muffins make people sick, most disgusting thing I have ever seen

>>9141609
LMAO EPIC STORY ANON EARTHWORMS IM LITERALLY SCREAMING

>>9141596
>two weeks prior to 4th of July 2016
>extended family gathering at my house
>divide up meal to family based on cooking ability
>enjoy baking so volunteer for dessert
>promise everyone I will make large Rose Levy Berenbaum 'red, white, and blue' cheesecake
>had never made cheesecake before
>watch hours of YT vids about baking cheesecake
>3rd of july arrives
>make red velvet base and cheesecake to set in fridge
>everything looks good so far
>4th of july
>make blueberry compote topping
>check cheesecake
>it set perfectly--no cracks and flat as a 2D waifu
>assemble by placing cheesecake on red velvet cake base
>eat a crumb of red velvet that came free from moving
>tastes like moist, metallic shit
>cut off another small piece
>moist metallic shit
>cake ruined by inedible base
>Sperg out and throw entire thing in trash
>family avoids me while I sperg out over failure for 2 hours.

>>9141562
OBSESSED

>>9141511
Juice them up boil the juice and then create watermelon ice cubes add lime and salt

Also, for those curious, this is what I have: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_allergy_syndrome

tl;dr I'm allergic to pollen, but my body reacts to certain fruits because they are similar to the pollen.

>>9141522
Before I try this, is there any other method which keeps the original watermelon slice intact?

What if I microwaved it?

>>9141486
German soysauce is the best way to describe it.

>>9141405
Chicken and pork. Lots of it. Use herbs and spices, not sauces, to flavor things. The oven is your friend. Limit your oil usage to the tablespoon or two they suggest, instead of drowning your food. Carbs are not evil. Sweet potato, veggies, quinoa, and brown rice are delicious. Limit yourself to a single whole wheat roll with dinner if you're wanting to cut down on bread. Prep in bulk; bake a dozen chicken breasts off and package them up with some brown rice or sweet potato, and some green veggies like spinach or broccoli. Keep 4-5 of those in the fridge, and freeze the rest. As you use them, pull from the freezer to the fridge to defrost (use one, pull one). Eat at a 500 calorie deficiency from what you require based on your weight, or go as low as an 800 deficiency if you eat lots of filling veggies. Exercise for 40 mins a day (a 3 mile fast walk is a good way to do this low-impact). When the season is good, grilling is a great way to mix things up and stay low-cal. Use oil spray to lube the grill, or a tablespoon of oil in a citrus herb marinade (you make yourself to limit sugar and artificial shit) and viola.

There's a ton you can do. Devote some thought to it.

>>9141361
>can americans actually make real brie?

No

Tried some American brie from costco once (normally I only buy the french ones if they have them) it was really shit

>>9141361
can =\= may

>>9141361
I Don't know all the steps to making brie but typically Americans can make things (booze, foods, guns) as long as it's just for personal use, it's when you want to distribute anything you make that the government gets all pissy with regulations

>>9141191
Wrap in aluminum foil ?

>>9141276

I found safety pins

wish me luck anon

>>9141301
Enjoy your lead and cyanide seasoning courtesy of China Industries™ and TY for your service.

yeah, coleslaw and maybe sauerkraut

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>>9141165
>dollop

spotted the cracka

I don't like instant gravy but will have it on boiled bacon and cabbage