>living in barracks
>decide to cook something and not eat the shit here
>buy stuff like minute steaks and goat cheese and veggies
>realized I have no twine/skewers
/ck/ how do I stuff a thin meat without string or toothpicks
>>9141191
Wrap in aluminum foil ?
>>9141276
I found safety pins
wish me luck anon
>>9141301
Enjoy your lead and cyanide seasoning courtesy of China Industries™ and TY for your service.
Flat iron
>>9141191
dental floss
>>9141191
>living in barracks
Just get married to the first whore who'll take your kids and half your money, boot. You get to move out and into your own place! you get more money! Who care if 99% of these marriages statistically fail, UNCLE SAM IS PROMOTING RESPONSIBLE CITIZEN BEHAVIOR
>>9141191
>stuffing
Why not just fucking cook it all in a pan and make fancy cheesesteaks