Any french speaker here who can help me translate?
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>>9361236
3 cups flour
1 1/2 cups sugar
tsp salt
2 tsp bicarb of soda
1/4 cup cocoa
1 cup vegetable oil
1 1/2 cups soy milk
1/4 cup vinegar
Icing
2 Tbs coconut oil
2 cups icing sugar
1/4 cup cocoa
>>9361253
Thank you!!
Rate my lunch, /ck/. PB&J with Funyuns. The jelly is blueberry.
>>9361088
eat the funnyuns on the side and your good
>The jelly is blueberry
That is clearly jam.
>>9361412
I like them inside the sandwich though.
Holy fuck, my stomach keeps making loud noises!
That's just the Bell™ telling you it's happy.
Eat more sardines
>>9361069
Did you eat sugar free gummy bears?
Whenever you're feeling the blues, what's your ultimate pick-me-up meal, /ck/?
>>9361061
Waffles, or something fuck off spicy, usually jerk chicken tacos with mango and a habanero sauce
Chowmein with beef,chicken and prawns and chinese barbecue sauce over it.
drugs
I just received about 4 lbs of freshly picked peaches from my gramps garden, what can I do with them?
Aside from the obvious peach cobbler.
I was thinking perhaps fancy grilled cheese (gruyere, blue cheese, camembert) either some peach slices inside or a peach sauce to go along with it.
Would a sweet peachy mayo work?
I like using them in smoothies/milkshakes.
>>9361059
When I was a kid I hit my brother with one of the pits shot from my slingshot. His bruise looked like pictures you see of people that have been shot by beanbag rounds
>>9361059
Make Jam you faggot.
what's a food to bring to a work-related business meeting besides the general donuts or pizza?
caviar
shrimp cocktail
Go to a Jamaican or Caribbean place and get a bunch of beef patties
Or a Brazilian place for coxinha
You will be famous forever
What are some dishes that have lots of umami?
>>9361019
truffles
>>9361019
NOT
NORMAL
>>9361019
mushroom ragout. Use some dried porcini in it.
The easiest yet tastiest meals you make on a regular basis.
I'm someone who dislikes spending alot of time in the kitchen, but that doesn't mean I want to eat ramen and canned soup every day.
My go-to
>roasted meat
>roasted veg, usually 2-3 different kinds
Perfectly healthy and filling meal that can be made on a single pan with 5 minutes of prep and has huge variety potential
How about you guys?
>>9361000
I'm a chef and I love to cook elaborate foods and plate them in presentable ways and fancy.
Last night I made pizza rolls and played Mario with my wife....best night I've had in a while. I had a blast. I dunno why but it was nice.
>>9361027
Because you constantly concern yourself with meticulous details in your work cooking that having mindless fun and mindless food was a nice break
>>9361000
Probably stir fries to be honest, real easy if you use frozen vegetables.
Name a better naturally flavoured beverage
protip: [spoiler]i believe in you[/spoiler]
>>9360980
water
Lemon cock
Tea
I just ate some can of sardines. But they were unusually large and a small part had these things. What are those tiny round things? Are they eggs?
Fish rash, a common symptom for lower chain fish that contract BIG.
R.I.P. OP.
>>9360957
I have never seen that shit.
>>9360957
Yes, it's the egg sac. That's hands down the best part of the sardine. Eat it, you picky faggot.
Just moved to the us and My new roommates made fun of me because I warmed up my lunchables pizza. Do Americans really eat cold pizza?
Also please rate my 7 star Michelin plating.
Microwaving a pizza lunchable actively makes it shittier. In this one instance yes, Americans do eat cold pizza.
>>9360875
Don't listen to the haters OP, they're just jealous.
11/10 plating. Looks like it's floating on foam
>>9360875
That's a lunchable, not a pizza. Therefore pizza rules don't apply, even though cold pizza is also a proud tradition of murica
What do we have here??? Is it 4 dragon dildos or food???
>>9360854
I don't think you can shop food? Dragon dildos it is.
as if it's not just one long dildo in the shape of abe lincoln's hat
Food dildos
East coast fag, I'm in Arizona for the next week. What food establishments should I try while I'm out here?
The list I've gotten so far:
Church's Chicken
Whataburger
In n out
Carl's Jr
Jack in the box
Carumba's
Filiberto
Pic related was yesterday's lunch. Personal pizza from Fire Pie.
yum yum doughnuts
Don't bother with Carl's Jr. or jack in the box. In n out and whataburger are way better
Tim hortons,Duncan doughnuts,Khrispy meme can't compete
I have a small herb garden in a container in front of my window. My mint grows like retarded and I don't know many uses for mint except some cocktails, so it's slowly threatening to take over the whole container and starve the other plants.
What do you guys use mint for?
>>9360719
tea innit
>>9360719
tea if you have a bad stomach
mojitos
mint julep all day
What would you add to this hot dog, /ck/?
>>9360660
Fried onions and ketchup
>>9360660
ENGLISH mustard
sour cream
onions
relish
chili sauce
Done
>>9360660
raw diced onions
mustard
green relish
also the buns need toasting