Anyone have suggestions on what to put in my riceball?
Also how does the seaweed taste? Is there a good replacement for it if i find it shitty?
>>9358284
For me it's arancini, the best rice balls
>>9358284
The seaweed seasoning mixes are godly. I have one with a bit of egg in it. It's fantastic
>>9358284
Rice ball?
Pokemon told me those were donuts.
What the fuck is this shit? I thought he was supposed to be a chef.
Kek, this guy is awesome. My ex interned for a thing he was doing (not a show, something else I can't remember), and he called her a useless pig. She wanted me to go "kick his ass" and I'm like "Fuuuuuuuuck yooooouuuuu."
>>9358155
>kick his ass
You sure she didn't just want you out of the picture? The guy's lifted field gun wheels.
he looks like anderson cooper on roids.
Im 30 years old and dont even know how to feed myself... tell me what to eat /ck/
i hate having to cook, dont care about variety, and get overwhelmed with the gazillion results that show up every time i google it. when diet plans all start giving strict recipes for specific meals of specific days im just like F this im out.
All i need are 2 or 3 things that dont need much time/effort to prepare and ill just eat those every day with some multi-vitamins/minerals. i can add more things from there but to begin with it needs to be SIMPLE and healthy. hell id be fine with mostly just drinking shakes if thats doable. cooking/eating should be as minimal a part of my life as is humanly possible.
im a 6'3" male, probably 220lbs now (fattest ive ever been, needs to change asap), havnt been exercising but will be starting again real soon (used to run 4mi and lift kettlebells everyday), my diets been fucked for a long time and right now im flying solo, so no woman here making samiches.
been eating a lot of frozen crap food lately cause its EZ but this feeling like shit all the time things gotta go. Time to make a change.
I was looking at keto but its a lot to take in... i just wish someone would tell me... do this, eat this, between these times, repeat every day..
can you even tie your own shoelaces?
tl;dr how can i live and still starve myself of nutrition
Restaurant food is overpriced garbage for fat slobs served by trashy people. None of it can compare to the simplicity and tastiness of a five minute meal with real ingredients.
Pic related $1 for two plates with a homegrown tomato about the same you tip on your Starbucks ashtray brew
>>9358001
"wifey material"
>Frozen french bread pizza with jalapenos on top
>Calling other people trashy
0/10 OP
>>9358001
You're not allowed to eat off paper plates and call other people trashy
What's with Filipinos treating Jollibee like it's the Second Coming? Is there something more to its cult status that I as a lowly Canuck can't into, or is it a pile of crap?
I don't know but the mascot a cute. CUTE!
Wdym? Im from ph and we dont do that. We see that fast food chain as a family oriented restaurant. Kids here usually love the taste of food from there thats y parent bring their kids there.
Kinda same weight as West seeing peanut butter jelly as tasty. Children/parents usually conclude Jollibee as a good place to go to. "Kinda the usual"
>>9356859
The fact that they serve rice alone places in my favourites. Chicken and rice is so much better than chicken and chips imho.
Ayy does /ck/ make their own pasta?
If so how do you do it?
Also: whats your favorite pasta?
/Pastageneral/, I guess
I like tagliatelle, but it takes a lot of space in my small storage, so I generally just get regular spaghetti.
Don't know where I heard it, but apparently home made pasta is generally not considered as good as store bought, because there's a whole process to it which is hard to do at home and it requires special (courser) flower. Restaurants may do it themselves though, but I'm sure it's because they can invest in the materials required.
>>9356779
no, just do this- is far better than store bought:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESz55eORW44
I used to work on a farm and if I had the time I would make the home made stuff. The recipe is water, flour eggs salt, but I catered to vegans so it was just water and semolina flour and salt. Just get some kind of doughy consistency and make sure it's a dry doughy ball. It will stick to everything so you gotta make sure the table is well floured. Roll the shit out and cut into linguini strips. A pasta roller is nice to roll the sheets. Well worth the mess and hassle.
Who here /hurricanesnacks/?
Currently enjoying some deviled ham spread onto Club Crackers.
Here in a little bit, I'm gonna cook some spaghetti, then pan fry it in butter and parmesan cheese.
Also, I'm drinking cheap whisky that I stocked up on for the storm.
Post hurricane foods.
>>9356612
My food is too small to post because I'm not dying in Texas.
>>9356612
>Deviled ham.
Oh you poor bastard you must be SUFFERING having to dig into your survival food stache like that...
>>9356617
We're north of Houston by about 30 miles, so we've just had about 6-10" of rain, haven't lost power or water, so everything's technically good.
However, I just fucking love deviled ham, so I broke into it early, partly because I'm hungry and partly because I wanted to make a thread on /ck/
I know there are a few Houstonians on /ck/, so I want to see what they're up to.
>>9356614
Rather die in Texas than live in any other shithole.
Have you ever tried whole grain bread? It's far better for you.
>>9356075
>not making courgette and sweet potato based bread
Agricultural based food contains less nutrients than permacultural based food, natural soil matters
>>9356075
>Not eating 100% wholegrain rye bread that's harder than life and fucking sour
Fucking pussy
Beverage thread
I don't know what else to call this but just a general tea, coffee, etc thread.
I've been thinking of adding a bit of honey to my hot chocolates, do you think that's a good idea? I might try it this afternoon
>>9355991
honey is good and tasty and nice and hot chocolate is tasty and nice also
you should put them together it will be nice i bet my man
>>9355991
I drank coffee with less and less cream every time until I learned to appreciate black coffee.
Then I tried orange pekoe and liked it a lot.
And the other day I tried a non light beer and enjoyed every bit of it, I had 4 and experienced drunkenness for the first time it wasn't fun.
What should I try next?
Supper, /ck/; you?
>>9354605
Those are grandma-tier tv dinner stands
>>9354605
Why do you drink water? Do you hate taste? Me? Ice tea all night oh yeah!
>>9354605
Do you somehow live in 1965?
Golden Corral
>>9341548
the small town I live in only has a shitty chinese buffet and a golden corral that hasn't been good for 10 years, but vegas has some really crazy ones
>>9341548
An Indian buffet down the street from my apartment. Decent variety of meat and vegetarian dishes, naan, mango lassi, chai, desserts, all for $10.
I mixed poptarts with nutella, now what?
>>9359416
Mix gravity with a bridge.
>>9359416
Add butter.
>>9359416
just dip it in bacon grease and sugar
Choose one for your hot dog.
Choose one for your burger.
>>9359386
Obviously the mustard for my hot dog and the pig shit for my burger.
Puree o' shit, or Shit stroganoff.
Hmmm.. now, that... is a tough choice.
>>9359386
is dat quinky sauce
I went to McDonalds with my daughter just now. She got a happy meal and played at the play place while I ate a McChicken, a McDouble, and a 20 piece McNugger with a large coke. Why do I do this to myself? Now I have the cheap meat sweats.
Does anyone else do this?
Don't ruin the next generation. Buy some cookbooks and make cooking a father daughter activity. It will help you and your daughter in many ways.
This literally never happens to me but that's because i don't have a daughter.
>>9358819
I forgot to mention that I had 3 refills and took a 4th to go which I am s̶i̶p̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ drinking right now.
Has /ck/ ever been to a Michelin 3-star restaurant? Also, does /ck/ have any opinions on the system?
>>9358602
i dont like eating anything i cant cook
if the food is better than what i can make myself then i dont deserve it
>>9358602
This looks unbearably pretentious
>>9358615
That's a strange mentality. Having an appreciation for something you couldn't do yourself is normal.