Holy fuck, my stomach keeps making loud noises!
That's just the Bellâ„¢ telling you it's happy.
Eat more sardines
>>9361069
Did you eat sugar free gummy bears?
Imagine if stomachs could talk
Turn down the volume
>>9361069
My anus is doing the same.
>>9361069
punch it.
>>9361229
punch it.
>>9361069
I'm sorry to tell you op, but this is extremely unusual and happens to basically no one, you can safely assume you are dying.
Keep smacking your stomach like you're choking until you throw up.
Thank me later.