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>>8697401
Bacon isn't a meme, but bacon isn't a meme is a meme.

>>8697401
Streaky bacon is a meme and practitioners need to be gassed.

>>8697401

That's not bacon...thats ham...

>>8697305
>Peanuts.
>When done right, the best nut.
But that's cashews, macadamias and pistachios anon

>>8697305
>peanuts done right
>posts salted peanuts
no

>>8697310
Shit. I just posted some nuts. Me? I like them dry roasted.

Anything but Shitcago

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A danish hotdog with chocolate milk.

>>8698054
>pickels
D R O P P E D

>>8697280

Do not try and subsist off of the for more than a day or so at a time. Very difficult to digest.

>>8697280

I've had a fuckload of them. When I was in University I was involved with several research projects regarding MREs and we had several pallet-loads of them. Not all of them were needed for research so there were plenty left over.

They're certainly more nutritious than fast food. The Gov't goes to great lengths to make sure that each one is a balanced diet and contains all the macros/micros that one could need. Many of the items inside are fortified with added vitamins and minerals.

As for taste? Yeah, pretty close to fast food. Not great, but edible. They're certainly not going to win any culinary awards, but then again neither is McDonalds or Taco Bell.

>>8697289
>each one is a balanced diet

Nah, dawg. They're pretty high in fat and low in fiber. Not a winning combination if you're trying to stay regular.

>>8697278

The beans I buy from my favorite local roaster are incredibly flavorful, shade grown, bird friendly, etc... I've had coffee this good before, but only a couple of times over 40 years...

>>8697278
>>buy coffee at costco
>it's visibly fresh, glossy, fragrant, and perfect
Costco is gourmet, and they move their stock pretty quickly. Costco membership stats prove that more than 75% of cardholders are very high income. Their customers are demanding of quality. Vacuum fresh bags are also pretty nice. I too notice a lack of luscious coffee oils on surfaces of old coffees.

When I buy coffee at Dean and Deluca, or even "Fresh Market" from the bins, they're exposed to air, and the roast types are great, but I doubt the good flavored ones move very fast (the best flavor is l'orange, of course). You're better off getting it in the bag if it displays a "roasted date" on the label. Whole bean, you grind yourself is ideal, as well, or else use it within 3 days once ground. I have roasters in my town....and bleh, they are only so great. I think their stock doesn't move so quickly.

>>8697311
maybe if they lowered their prices...

i appreciate the "support local" meme but i really can't justify paying 100$+ more on worse coffee

fuck off memer

>>8697171
No

You dont have a mom wew lad

Marketing

>>8697099
But this looks like such a good product for the man on the go. I sure it is reasonably priced for me your average Joe.
I wish more marketers knew that shilling is an art. Just look at the Subway people.

>>8697072
Environmentally friendly, keeps drinks cold/hot for long periods of time, highly durable yet lightweight and portable (so good for backpacking), an ad hoc bludgeon/hammer etc.

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>Let's give it the ol tappa tappa

What did he mean by this?

I like

>>8697071
That's not my Chef John. The Chef John I know has a huge dong.

low hundreds likely

>>8696993
That looks like parmagianno-reggiano. Those wheels are 85 lbs. Typical price for that cheese is about $20/lb, so that would be about $1700 for a whole wheel.

>>8697080
>That looks like parmagianno-reggiano
ace detective right here

>>8696975
> he only likes to drink beer (hates liquor/wine)
> so my friends think he is cultured?

You can train a monkey to tie a necktie but that doesn't mean he can argue a case before the supreme court

Let him drink his beer, alcoholic beverages are supposed to be for fun, not for pretending to be "cultured"

>>8696975
I hope your boyfriend pisses in the wine.

>>8696975
Just kill yourself and then there won't be a problem. Also, those dishes piling up on the sink need to be washed. Get off the computer.

>>8696926
Chopsticks

Think I might be sick

>>8697145
don't be a bigot

>>8696901

Whatever fits in my wife's purse.

Peel 'n eat shrimp.

>>8696901
Booze

I crave onion rings all the time. There is literally no moment in my life where I do not crave onion rings. The desire for the fried goodness wrapped around the sweet and savory flesh burns within me 24/7.

$40 of the finest mcdonald's fare

>>8696886
haven't had onion rings in like 10 years
>>8696887
that's a lot of "food"

Culver's is close to god tier.

Wendy's burgers are fantastic

Wendy's, chick-fil-a, and five guys are the only acceptable fast food places.

>>8696800
Did they taste as bland as they look?

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>>8696800
Try brushing any residual dirt or non fruiting mushie off in stead of washing
Butter is traditionally used over oil
Get some mushies with a little more flavour, the only thing on the palate with those will be malliard char. Quicker and hotter son

>>8696800
and served unseasoned and with some plain ass potatoes for literally the blandest meal ever created