What do you smuggle into your favourite cinema experience? For

>>8696901

Whatever fits in my wife's purse.

Peel 'n eat shrimp.

>>8696901
Booze

Crab legs, because the ones they sell at the theater are just too expensive.

a fifth of gin and corn chips because I like the crunch

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>>8696901
Cuban cigars.

does your shitty town not do food at your theatre? There's several big theatres in my area that you can get beer and have large menus of food

>>8696992
your theater sells crab legs to begin with? where do you live?

>>8697014
Found the poorfag

>>8696992
I tried bringing crabs legs in but they pat down the singles in my theater and I often get "ushered" out of my seat because of group priority.

I always walk in with a backpack full of food and booze and they never care. I buy a large drink and mix my rum with it.

>>8696992
do you bring your own anvil too?

>>8696901
a few tall boys and some chips

>>8698950
You sick fuck

>>8696992
>tfw local cinema has a no crabs legs in the shower policy

>>8696901
crackers and a bottle of water both for the kinobull

>>8696999
You monster!

>Corn-nuts work well, too...

A raw Cornish hen and a bottle of Astroglide.