How do you eat a dumpling? Ive never had one but am going out to eat with a group for a girls birthday and she mentioned she really likes them at the place. I told her I love them too but have never eaten one and don't want to look like the autist I am.
you put it in your fucking mouth, take a bite and chew it. Are you retarded?
Bite a little corner, drink the soup. Then just eat it.
t. Chinese
for most dumplings you pick them up with chopsticks, dip them in a sauce of chili paste and soy vinegar (they provide these at the table for you to mix in your bowl to your own taste) and eat them in 1-2 bites depending on size and shape
the only exception to this is soup dumplings or 'xiao long bao' as shown in your picture. these dumplings are filled with hot liquid soup. the way to eat these is to hold them on a spoon, nibble a small hole in the skin to slurp the soup out of, then eat the dumpling whole with or without the dipping sauce
How does /ck/ pop its corn?
Protip: If you don't do it on the stove, you're a pleb
>not burying it in sand super heated from a bon fire and letting it pop out of the ground
Reddit is that way friend
>>8876934
There's nothing I love more than a regular serving of sand coated popcorn to grind down the enamel on my teeth
>>8876925
Agree. I've never understood the microwave popcorn, air poppers or god forbid, prepopped bagged shit. It takes no time at all to put some oil in a pan, dump in the kernels and let it pop. Healthy snack, too.
What's your favorite vegetable? For me, it's the potato.
>>8875454
zookiney
>>8875468
What is your problem with alligators?
For me it's all about the math. If you can't handle the math, then stick with plebtato.
For me it's Chunky Monkey. The best Ben and Jerry's
For me it's the cinnamon bun.
For me, it's Americone Dream
For me
Wine Thread.
Share what you're sipping on, recommend wines, talk about whatever pretentious shit people who drink wine talk about.
I ordered pic related online and it was just delivered today.
Pretty new to wine, but I really like malbecs, and this one is fantastic.
Had a glass with some salmon tonight for dinner.
I think it would go great with some Bulgarian feta, but I moved away from home, and don't have a local store that imports it anymore.
Highly recommend.
Having this with some skirt steak
Haven't cracked it open yet but cheap piedmont nebbiolo never seems to disappoint
What's some fancy looking European wine I can drink and look like a smug jackass while doing so? Preferably under $50 a bottle.
>>8873671
Blaufrankisch
Ever go to a restaurant and order something other than what they're good at?
Pic related. Some coworkers and I went out to a German restaurant and one of them got fried mozzarella. I wanted to strangle him. What's the fucking point of going if you're not going to eat the house specialties?
Also, he was a vegetarian. I can't think of a cuisine more hostile to vegetarians than German, or really anything central European.
>>8873213
looks good
well maybe he didn't want to go to the german restaurant and did the best he could
also german cuisine has lost of vegetarian food
I cant think of a cuisine more hostile to vegetarians than flyover interpretations of other cuisines. Smother everything in le meat and le cheese lmao
Is instant coffee degenerate?
I'd say coffee in general is degenerate.
>>8873083
If you have to ask, you're already too far gone.
soon my girlfriend and I will be visiting New York City
where are some good places that an Australian couple can try some of the best American cuisine?
I'm talking
>pizza
>wings
>hotdogs
>bagels
>burgers
>shakes
go to chicago instead and experience the greatest article of american cuisine
>>8871834
Pizza: Davincci's or Grimaldi's
Wings: Old Town Bar and Grill
Hotdogs: street vendors, nothing beats a dirtywater dog
Bagels: Absolute Bagels
Burgers: Bubba's Burgers, note...you're going to be in Hudson Heights, Manhattan/Yakee Stadium area of the South Bronx, daytime travel only. Worth it.
Shakes: Butter and Scotch
For pizza, Sbarros in midtown, no questions asked
how can i eat to maintain this level
>>8870542
Looks like he's taking a poop
>>8870542
Good god, what a gross body. I'll take my skinnyfat bf over that shit any day.
How do you even cuddle with that thing?
>>8870542
Eat 5000 cals of literally anything and juice.
Finally got the courage to talk to the cute girl in my class, texted her, no reply. A semester of anxiety for nothing. What is your go to thing to eat to eat away your loneliness/feelings? Was thinking a whole Little Caesar's pizza with some crazy bread but I'm open to anything desu. I just wanna eat away my feelings. Pic mildly related.
Pizza helps a lot. Get some booze too. Put on a good movie and watch your troubles drift away.
>>8870178
Yeah I might pick up a 6 pack of PBR too, its a guilty pleasure of mine.
>>8870175
bourbon and a good cry usually works for me. i recommend makers mark and reading old posts from better times.
this is the meat of 400 atlantic soft shell clams
>>8868547
You gonna masturbate with it or what?
>>8868552
i'm canning them
>>8868547
Is that a tablespoon? You didn't provide scale in your pic.
>you can eat the pepper container in stuffed peppers
those microwave hollandaise sauce recipes are LIES
>>8866207
chicken tastes better raw, just like beef.
>"tastes like chicken" is much MUCH more than just a meme
I am the only one who adds the seasoning packet to the BOILING WATER and not on the noodles themselves?
Incredibly, yes. You are the only person in the world that does this.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/15/olive-garden-salt-pasta-water_n_5823820.html
Is that not what you're meant to do?
You're at a bar. The bartender sets this drink down in front of you and says: "It's on the house."
>>8861512
Awesome.
Y..you too
>>8861512
"thanks, I appreciate it"
The /ck/ challenge might be reborn (provided this thread is spared from the mods' wrath, bastards).
Suggest some themes for next month's challenge in this thread and I'll do what I do best (numbers) and hopefully on the first of May we'll have a working theme for the challenge.
RIP Borneo.
Who won the last round?
Ice
>>8854610
>provided this thread is spared from the mods' wrath, bastards
Nothing to do with the mods. Last "cooking with the challenged" cancer thread archived after about 20 posts and 5 or less posters. Anyways, pic related.