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Inb4 some sperg who was bullied in highschool by a Chad who smoked pot goes
>dude lmao weed
I don't smoke but it's funny how pot triggers those losers

>>8876379
Start with butter, warm it in a pot on low, add weed, turn heat down and "cook" 30 minutes.

Strain, place in fridge.

Wala.

DUDE

>if risotto isn't al dente bin it
I like him but some of his opinions are awful and he doesn't really help people on kitchen nightmares, he just kinda takes any form of soul away from the place.

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He's alright

Those pants are a really poor fit. Pretty embarrassing

standards. same times, same temps, same cuts, same ingredients.

MSG, anon. Lots and lots of MSG.

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>>8884497
>>8884515
A combination of these.
They have recipes and strict guidelines on internal temperature that they monitor with probe thermometers, precision ovens/gas cooktops, weighing out ingredients with in scales, and readying them with a vitamix or food processor all in addition to the designated prep cooks with muscle memory that do indeed spend hours washing, trimming, and prepping mise en place before the restaurant opens.
^All of that is done at up-market establishments

For everyone else that is a chain or isn't charging at least 25$/plate, pic related is how. They get everything ready-to-heat from commercial plants.

Cooking them works 100% of the time.

Steam them. Best way to keep their nutritional factor intact.

If you have some leftover they're good fresh or sauteed in a bit of olive oil.

steam
serve with evoo, salt'n'pepa, garlic and chiliflakes

possibly lemon juice

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why the fuck would you buy that

>>8884149
It looked practical.
I'm going to try it again tomorrow, then probably just throw it out.

>>8884149

Why the fuck do you keep posting that fear factor fag's social media? It's worse than fucking jack shitposting.

They sell them in Hawaii.

>>8883918
Every store in the bay area carries these

>>8883945
Are they more of a west coast thing then? I live in Texas and the only time I've heard of these was when a friend made a stop at Bed Bath and Beyond specifically for these.

>>8883787
Do you, like, never shit?

I fucking love cheese but... damn dude that is a lot of cheese.

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egg sandwich with jalenenos

>>8883787

A bong hit, a glass of water, maybe a piece of toast.

>>8883371
Because people get depressed from the long shitty winters and need more opportunities to eat their feelings?

>>8883371
It's not that hard to take a cased hot dog, boil it, put it on a sesame seed bun, and load it with toppings. It's just become their thing and it's all they do. Anyone could do it we just don't care enough because regular hot dogs are just as good.

>>8883371
best dogs in the world baby

>>8883361
I prefer tomato sauce

It's not.

>>8883361
Caring about what anyone thinks in regards to how food should be enjoyed is unacceptable. Eat whatever you want and don't listen to normie food memes.

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>having my OC meme'd into the ethos of eternity

I don't know how this makes me feel.

What is extra Reg Mt?

>>8883500
Im callin mnt dew dew

2 liter minimum per day

often several times that

>>8883125
jesus crist u fuckin sycho. why do yo drink sommuch water?

I'd say like 4 litres, maybe 5 on certain days

The smell of canned corn brings me right back to the school cafeteria.

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>>8883101

RIPIP Fido.

>>8883101
Zebra Cakes

wheres the ketchup?

>>8883018
Itsfuckingraw.jpg

Where's the onion? Mustard? Da fucc

is that a slice of unmelted cheese

Icee a shit. I only go slush puppy and I can only find it at a local circle k. Blue every time

>>8882955
>proprietary ice with flavoured syrup
Americans everyone

>>8882976
jealous nigger

>>8882790
I wanted to try it until I found out it was mango flavor based and was a sweet/sour combo. It looks awesome but not interested in that flavor profile at all.

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>>8882801

I had the same reaction.

Then I went to costco and got a latte mocha freeze for $1.50 instead.

Yeah, I Instagrammed it.

>>8882809
>Yeah, I Instagrammed it.

Nothing you did was as bad as the fact that you just said that.