[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

NYC Food

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 322
Thread images: 42

File: nyc111[1].jpg (382KB, 1800x1215px) Image search: [Google]
nyc111[1].jpg
382KB, 1800x1215px
soon my girlfriend and I will be visiting New York City

where are some good places that an Australian couple can try some of the best American cuisine?

I'm talking
>pizza
>wings
>hotdogs
>bagels
>burgers
>shakes
>>
File: 4577322466.jpg (144KB, 1536x1152px) Image search: [Google]
4577322466.jpg
144KB, 1536x1152px
go to chicago instead and experience the greatest article of american cuisine
>>
>>8871834

Pizza: Davincci's or Grimaldi's
Wings: Old Town Bar and Grill
Hotdogs: street vendors, nothing beats a dirtywater dog
Bagels: Absolute Bagels
Burgers: Bubba's Burgers, note...you're going to be in Hudson Heights, Manhattan/Yakee Stadium area of the South Bronx, daytime travel only. Worth it.
Shakes: Butter and Scotch
>>
For pizza, Sbarros in midtown, no questions asked
>>
>>8871834

>Wings
Joe's pizza, Kesté pizza. Often you'll find a perfectly good priced pizza right on the corner; cheap, delicious, no frills. Just look around.

>hotdogs
>bagels
Try the dirty-water dogs and bagels in the carts.
If not, head to Nathan's Famous for hot dogs, it's by Coney island anyway, which you should check out. It's nothing over-the-top, but definitely a classic dog.

>shakes
Shake shack

If you want some fancy shit, use Google/Yelp.
>>
Try using google you fucking idiot
>>
thanks for the recommendations thus far. I'm getting really excited. I live in Melbourne and you can find decent American food but it's so fucking expensive and you know it's not the real deal.

>>8871980
I did use google, I searched google images for 'Dr Pepper and a pizza'
>>
File: sbattos.jpg (161KB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]
sbattos.jpg
161KB, 1280x800px
>>8871888
my nigga lol
>>
>>8871834
Give it a few hours for "real" New Yawkers to wake up and tell you all about their good places
>>
File: chopped cheese.jpg (57KB, 736x386px) Image search: [Google]
chopped cheese.jpg
57KB, 736x386px
>>8871834
Chopped cheese from a bodega that has a cat in the bronx

desu you don't want to go to the bronx tho
>>
5 guys idiot
>>
>>8872063
It's already 10 on the East Coast ya dolt
>>
File: images.png (6KB, 299x168px) Image search: [Google]
images.png
6KB, 299x168px
>>
Johns on Bleeker is the classic NYC pizza.
>>
>>8872069
That's the autistic cousin of a philly cheese steak
>>
La Morada in The Bronx for Mexican
>>
>>8871884
>recommending dirty water dog vendors

There are so many food vendors in NYC though.
>>
>>8871834
It depends on your budget and what you are looking for OP?

Some of my favorites are:

Pio Pio
>Peruvian restaurant in Manhattan. They have a Matador combo for only $38 and they give you a LOT of food.

Obao
>Thai and Vietnamese restaurant in Hell's Kitchen

Luke's Lobster
>Famous for their lobster rolls, but they have also have crab and shrimp.

Artichoke
>Known for their Artichoke pizza slice.

Thighs & Pies
>Go to the one in Williamsburg. They specialize in Southern food, but their best item is the chicken biscuit.

Charles Southern Diner
>Their gut busting soul food buffet is totally worth the price.

Hill Country NYC
>Good selection of BBQ meats. I think it's ok, but white people seem to go gaga for this place.

Momofuku Noodle Bar and Momofuku Milk Bar
>Another place that white people go gaga for. In all the times I've eaten at this place I only ever had ONE dish I liked from here, but I think that David Chang has perfected the art of ripping whites off.


The Cinnamon Snail
>Located in the Pennsey in MSG they specialize in vegan food. You may or may not be a vegetarian, but I highly recommend it. Also, try their vegan desserts.

188 Bakery Cuchifrito's
>located in Fordham Rd of the Bronx and they offer a lot of Spanish food. Good if you are a huge fan of fried stuff and meat.
>>
>>8872737
The Pio Pio in queens is better.
>>
If you have the time, drive to the Finger Lakes. The region is about 50% wineries, 30% breweries, and 15% restaurants. The other 5% is weed.
>>
>>8871834
New York pizza is literally just cheese toast, stay as far from it as you can
>>
>>8872758
Classic Italian pizza is often even thinner than a New York pie.
Get your dirty fucking Chicagoan/Pizza chain ass out of here.
>>
File: jenuwine sysco.jpg (211KB, 1233x1490px) Image search: [Google]
jenuwine sysco.jpg
211KB, 1233x1490px
>>8873068
>Classic Italian pizza is...

....not made from Sysco tomato sauce, Sysco cheese, and slapped down on Sysco flour dough. 90% of "jen-u-wine New Yawk city" pizza is.....which is why it's shit.
>>
>>8872674

Uh huh...all selling the same Hebrew National dogs. Good luck finding a pork based hotdog on the streets and not paying out the ass for "Knockwurst" which is literally just a fat hotdog. Nathan's famous is also beef based and certified Halal/Kosher. Just an fyi.

Absolutely no difference between dirtywater dogs or something tourists pay $10 for at Nathan's. Also, who wants to Vacation in Queens? Coney Island is named after an actual Island in Ireland...i'd rather go there.
>>
>>8871884
>going to South Bronx for a fucking hamburger
The only thing worth eating around there is La Morada, althoughwhile you're up there Patsy's in East Harlem has the best slice in the city
>>8872737
>Artichoke
Lol, give me a break. It's fine but it's baffling how NYU students go crazy over it
>may not be a vegetarian,
Dear /ck/, vegan and vegetarian are not the same thing, please learn the difference
>>8871834
Wings are terrible, but if you absolutely insist, the Koreans make the least shitty wings around. There are several joints in Ktown for that

Also the best shake in the city is Eisenberg's, it's literally the only good thing they make
>>
>>8873198

>not seeing the Yankees when in New York
>>
>>8873211
>michelin 3-star meal or being bored and listening to people yell over nothing while eating microwaved food
Hmm, I wonder which I'd rather do with a couple of hundred bucks and 3 hours
>>
>>8873211
Let's not bankrupt our Aussie friend here by suggesting a bankees game.
>>
>>8873223

>doesn't like baseball
>thinks Michelin restaurants take walk-ins, not booked many months in advance

You're an idiot. I smell the Westchester on you. Stay up there. Stop coming here unless it's to work, then go back.
>>
File: Screenshot_20170429-165924.jpg (402KB, 978x1654px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20170429-165924.jpg
402KB, 978x1654px
>>8873228

OP spends more on McDonald's because minimum wage is $20 in Australia. You're retarded.
>>
>>8873234
>thinks Michelin restaurants take walk-ins, not booked many months in advance
t. guy who has never been to a michelin restaurant

also even if it's like EMP or some shit, if someone is flying in from australia it's probably not tomorrow morning. you can plan ahead. by "you" I mean most people, I realize you personally probably cannot because you have some kind of developmental disability
>Westchester
t. staten islander
>>
>>8873247

The ONE Michelin restaurant on the planet without requiring advanced reservations MIGHT be that chicken stand in Asia, whatever country it's in, I forget. Most also have a dress code.

Staten Island is the burbs man. Former landfill. Congratulations on sorta being a part of this city.

Protip: only idiots would assume stadiums capable of holding 50,000+ charges $1,000 for every seat.
>>
>>8871834

Robertas and Emily's
>>
>>8873258
>The ONE Michelin restaurant on the planet without requiring advanced reservations MIGHT be that chicken stand in Asia, whatever country it's in
No, like I said, you've never eaten anywhere nice. Stop talking.
>>
>>8873265

Call any Michelin rated restaurant in New York right now and Vacaroo the conversation. I'll wait.
>>
>>8873290
It's Saturday an hour before dinner

Protip: if you want a last-minute table at a starred joint you go for midweek lunch. Dinner can work too if you're willing to sit at the bar. I realize this is irrelevant to you because your idea of fine dining is some sad red sauce joint at Little Italy, but maybe the op will find it useful
>>
>>8873301

You're the one saying reservations don't matter in establishments where people cross the planet just to dine at. No excuses, give them a call man. I'm sure they'll help you out.

Another protip: now is dinner service. BoH has been prepping for this very moment since 3pm or earlier. Also confirmed for non-restaurant worker. How embarrassing.
>>
>>8873301

>little Italy

You mean the one street that chinks haven't bought, yet? Arthur Ave is where the guidos got pushed out to, also left due to white flight. Scared of slants for some reason. Dem karate chops hurt desu senpai.
>>
File: ..jpg (38KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]
..jpg
38KB, 480x360px
>>8871834
>soon my girlfriend and I will be visiting New York City

We look forward to your visit, goy, er....anon. Make sure you bring lots of shekels!
>>
>>8873317
>You're the one saying reservations don't matter
No, I'm saying you don't need MONTHS IN ADVANCE like you seem to believe. Plenty of starred joints can accomodate last minute requests. There are spots that have been listed for YEARS, the "months out" is for the hype places that didn't exist last year and suddenly got a 2 or 3 star out of nowhere

> Also confirmed for non-restaurant worker
Ah, restaurant worker. That explains a lot. You can't afford to go through normal channels to eat well so all you have to go on is extreme cases you read about or heard about.

Well, I can afford to go through normal channels, and I have never made a reservation more than 2 weeks out except for out of town guests who were hellbent on eating at some place they read about on facebook
>>
>>8873344

Awful lot of crying for someone who's supposed to be on Vocaroo right now.
>>
>>8873347
>I have nothing left to say so I'll just shitpost
Ok, here's a (You)
>>
>>8873344

No one ITT said months in advance. You're floundering man give up.
>>
>>8873356
>>8873234
>thinks Michelin restaurants take walk-ins, not booked many months in advance
Your actual words. Are you just hoping that the post disappears? You must get banned a lot.
>>
>>8873353

So just to confirm you think someone will get bumped to accomodate tourists, like that chink doctor who got rekt on United?

What an embarrassment bridge and tunnel people are. Call literally anywhere and see if you can get a seat for next Saturday evening. If you're successful I'll Paypal you $50. Legit.
>>
>>8873363

You're talking to more than one person at this point...
>>
File: preechin.jpg (65KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]
preechin.jpg
65KB, 1024x576px
>>8871834
You just keep yo' white ass outa' Harlem, nigga!
>>
>>8873375

Bill Clinton has an office in Harlem, has for 20 years. Hudson Heights is almost exclusively white Jewish, also in Harlem, surrounded by Washington Heights and Morningside Heights, the worst neighborhood's in Manhattan. Spanish Harlem is also a shithole.
>>
>>8873366
It's not a question of "think". There's often space at the bar, and there are often open tables. Usually at lunch, and sometimes at dinner. You just need to pick a spot that isn't brand new and hyped like crazy. You can "I bet I bet I bet" all you want, but it just shows your lack of experience.

>muh saturday evening
You're awfully desperate to win here. You realize a tourist from Australia doesn't just show up on Saturday afternoon and fly back on Sunday morning?
>>
File: Meanwhile in NYC.jpg (65KB, 500x335px) Image search: [Google]
Meanwhile in NYC.jpg
65KB, 500x335px
>>8871834
Come to the village....but leave your girl at the hotel.
>>
>>8873384

I'll start making calls at some point if you don't. I really don't have much else to do after I get done feeding my son. Call ANY Michelin rated establishment which serves food, call them and ask for a table next Saturday. Should be easy considering what you say happens. It's not like tourists WANT to have a pleasant evening in the crisp spring air, walking around enjoying their evening, they want to eat in the middle of the day of the prix fixe doocart. You're right...
>>
>>8873388

Only Christopher street is for faggots, which coincidentally has the highest median earning capacity of any district or neighborhood. Chelsea is a nice place to live.
>>
File: yo vato.jpg (58KB, 652x489px) Image search: [Google]
yo vato.jpg
58KB, 652x489px
>>8873383
>Spanish Harlem is also a shithole.

Stay out of our hood too, puta.
>>
>>8873375

I would go to Harlem just to see this preacher speak.

https://youtu.be/zxxdIt8BISE
>>
>>8873401

Mexicans don't live in Spanish Harlem, Dominicans, Cubans and Puerto Ricans do. Mexishits commute from the Bronx.
>>
File: ......jpg (33KB, 500x564px) Image search: [Google]
......jpg
33KB, 500x564px
>>8873407
>"You're demon possessed white trash faagggootttss!!!"
>>
File: 474739398470.jpg (67KB, 540x534px) Image search: [Google]
474739398470.jpg
67KB, 540x534px
>>8873407

>demon possessed nigger faggots
>>
>>8871952
>dirty-water dogs
Americans boil their hot dogs??
>>
>>8873393

At what point will you admit you were wrong? Can you even?
>>
File: no whites allowed.jpg (31KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]
no whites allowed.jpg
31KB, 480x360px
>>8871834
You stay out Chinatown.
White not welcome!
>>
>>8873420

As soon as you call and make reservations at ANY Michelin rated establishment which serves food, for next Saturday evening.

Then, say getting drunk at the Yankees game is fun-onna-bun.
>>
>>8873422

Who else is stupid enough to buy fake purses and bootleg DVDs? Chinks LOVE white people shopping and eating at their businesses. Used to be able to buy M80s in Chinatown when I was a kid, now you can't even get sparklers. Shame.
>>
>>8873426
This guy represents the stereotypical reason why people think they hate NY'ers.

t. flyover
>>
>>8873407

GET THAT LESBO WITCH ON TELEVISION, FAGGGOOTTTTTT, YA FREAK!
>>
>>8873426

You said "months in advance", not "6:30 PM tonight"

I get it, you can't admit you were wrong. But you're wrong, you know you're wrong, and everyone can see you're wrong. Now go feed your wife's son
>>
File: Pepster.jpg (19KB, 250x238px) Image search: [Google]
Pepster.jpg
19KB, 250x238px
>>8873397
>Christopher street is for faggots, which coincidentally has the highest median earning capacity of any district or neighborhood.

It's almost as if not having a leeching female to bankrupt your tired working ass, or having any kids to raise, increases a groups expendable income.

Funny how that works.
>>
>>8873434

>hurrrrr flyover

Call and let's see. Thanks.
>>
>>8873434

He's probably not even a NYer, he talks like that british guy with the drunk dad who likes to start arguments over nothing in NY threads
>>
>>8873440

Call and see, just for next weekend though.
>>
>>8873444

Lots of faggots have kids. Especially here. All chink babies, Russia cut off the flow of white babies to Yankeedoodles.
>>
>>8873455
>Lots of faggots have kids.

Sure they do, anon.

Sure they do.
>>
>>8873461

They get married and adopt all the time, trying desperately to "fit in" to society even though everyone knows they're birthdefects which need extermination.

Look how normal this family is anon, 2 wives and their so..uhh I mean daughter. TOTALLY NORMAL.
>>
>>8873472

Forgot the family photo. Look how happy.

:^)
>>
>>8871874
>greatest article of american cuisine
that's not much of a compliment
>>
>>8873475
they need extermination indeed
>>
>>8873409
Actually there are a lot of Mexicans in East Harlem, but it's still mostly Puerto Ricans/Dominicans.

>>8873375
Flyover stuck in 1985 detected

Also, those are Salvadorans in his picture.
>>
>>8873475
yeah this is totally the rule and not some weird publicized exception :^)
>>
NYC looks like a hellhole based on this thread
>>
>>8874269
it's not

It's the most sought after city in the US
>>
>>8874268

Yes. The rule of nature.

Procreation can't happen with 2 of the same half. Get it?

Neck yourself nancy.
>>
>>8873741

The only Mexicans I've ever seen in Manhattan are prepcooks, maids and doormen. I don't extensively travel into Spanish Harlem door-by-door, but I've never seen a South American there in my experience...just different varieties of coconutniggers and their pidgin banter.
>>
>>8874335
There aren't that many Mexicans in Manhattan overall, but there is a Mexican Enclave in East Harlem.

Every other borough has a fuckton of Mexicans, though.
>>
>>8874269
It's a nice place

There are lots of jealous red state cucks on /ck/ for some reason
>>
>>8874380
I wonder if the average stormcuck lives in a trailer park and has never been to a big city
>>
>>8874279
Hearing that makes me feel special for some reason.
>>
>>8874269
It's a fucking shithole.

Urbanite faggots always try to convince people otherwise to make themselves feel better about living like a rat among millions of rats.
>>
>>8874480
you live in a trailer park
>>
>>8874487
Nope.

I own my 3 BR house on a half acre of land in my white neighborhood scattered among ranch land.

Nice try though, urbanite.
>>
File: Crazy-Redneck-Ugly-Guy-Mugshot.jpg (34KB, 500x729px) Image search: [Google]
Crazy-Redneck-Ugly-Guy-Mugshot.jpg
34KB, 500x729px
>>8874480
Says the faggot living in Pisswater, Okiedokie.

>Muh little dumpster town is teh best!
>>
>NYC is a shithole!
>My flyover town of 3,000 is way better!
>We have one diner and it's better than anything NYC has to offer!
>>
Maccas
>>
>>8874494

see

>>8874496
>>
>>8874500
Their damage control is that their bumblefuck town is better because it's white
>>
File: 1482284622133.jpg (33KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]
1482284622133.jpg
33KB, 480x480px
>>8874494
>3 BR is anything special
>Half acre of land kek
>"Ranch land"

Go back to fucking your sister-wife, camoboy.
>>
>>8874500
But life in NYC is pretty bad. If it wasn't for jobs and food, I would definitely move out of this town and move far from thischool place. Goodbye overpriced rent and faggots
>>
>>8874496
You seem upset, sunshine.
>>
>>8874507
>lol cheap land and homes are overrated haha I love paying out of my pocket for scraps in the CITY!

sour grapes
>>
>>8874509
Shut the fuck up, you've never been to NYC. In fact, you've never been out of your county, total population 10,000.
>>
>>8874514
>Sunshine

I'm surprised you didn't go with "snowflake" this time, Bobby Ray.
>>
>>8874516
>Implying everyone wants to pay taxes and upkeep on some shitshack in Flyoverland

Now tell me how it's only a 50 mile drive to to the local VFW which also happens to be your only option for nightlife kek
>>
>>8874519
Well I live in Bayside, so technically I do live here. I take the LIRR every morning to massage rich dudes in Manhattan because they give unreal amounts of tip. However, I sometimes fantasize living elsewhere. That's my humble life summed up. You're pathetic.
>>
File: ................jpg (47KB, 615x410px) Image search: [Google]
................jpg
47KB, 615x410px
>all these butthurt urbanites
>>
>>8874527
If you're just going to shitpost then we're done here
>>
File: 1466826070379.jpg (69KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
1466826070379.jpg
69KB, 500x500px
>>8874538
>Post photo of inbred degenerate as if that is something to be proud of
>Implying being an "urbanite" is something to be ashamed of
>>
File: 1463811149455.jpg (76KB, 400x505px) Image search: [Google]
1463811149455.jpg
76KB, 400x505px
>>8874540
>Gets proved wrong
>Lite beer-addled brain fails to provide rebuttal

S-stop shitposting!
>>
ITT: conservatives and liberals wage a proxy war arguing over whether rural or urban life is better

Beautiful.
>>
File: Lovely NYC.jpg (99KB, 675x449px) Image search: [Google]
Lovely NYC.jpg
99KB, 675x449px
Is it true that the bums know where the best places to eat are in New Yawk city?
>>
>>8874568
Is it true that your SOLE option for places to eat in Pisswater, Okiedokie is N. Bread's Trailer Diner?
>>
>>8871834
>>pizza
Grimaldi's is pretty good. I'm a big fan of Two Boots as well. But a $2 slice is also fine. Some people love Artichoke (I could take it or leave it). Roberta's in Williamsburg is good but it's not worth going to Williamsburg or dealing with the hipsters just for it.

>>wings
Old Town near Union Square has excellent wings. If you go to Park Slope/Windsor Terrace in Brooklyn, try the wings at Double Windsor.

>>hotdogs
Nathan's on Coney Island, Papaya Dog in Manhattan. But you should have a $1 hot dog from a street vendor too, for the full NY experience.

>>bagels
Any bagel shop you see that has a long line. Be warned, bagel lines can be a stressful experience on a weekend morning.

>>burgers
J.G. Melon (get a Bloody Bull while you're there.)

>>shakes
Shake shack, I guess
>>
>>8874580
Artichokie
>>
File: .....jpg (14KB, 236x330px) Image search: [Google]
.....jpg
14KB, 236x330px
>>8874580
>thinks the people that live in the very lands that produce all the food they import in their urban shitholes to survive don't have access to good food
>>
>>8874620
You mean those factory farms you hire immigrants to work for $1.50 an hour? You don't produce shit. Also, nice photo you corny fuck.
>>
>>8874279
Sought after by Haitians, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, Arabs, Turks, Jews and other trash.
>>
>>8874558
>being an urbanite inherently makes you "liberal"
Ameriobese """politics"""
>>
>>8874823
Those exist in Calicuckia, not in red states.
>>
>>8875770

Trump is Mr. New York. Always has been and will be. I don't know anyone who voted for anyone other than him, and isn't a conservative.
>>
>>8874620

New York and California are self sustaining. Just the Hudson Valley of New York alone could feed the entire state and wind up with a surplus. Places like Nevada and Idaho require subsidies just to scrape by, not thrive.
>>
>>8876637
>California
>self sustaining

As long as you don't include water in your list of necessities I guess.
>>
>>8876795
>what is the northern half of california
>>
>>8876845

>what is the colorado river
>>
>>8875185
Sought after by everyone except for stinky alt-right redneck faggots
>>
>>8875185
Says the guy who has never been there.
>>
File: 1464130364041.jpg (126KB, 796x936px) Image search: [Google]
1464130364041.jpg
126KB, 796x936px
>>8876593
>Unironically defending red states
>>
>>8877061
this
>>
>>8877066
/pol/ in a nutshell
>>
>>8871834
Pizza (coal oven): Lombardi's, Arturo's
Pizza (wood oven): Motorino, Lil Frankie's
Pizza (slice): Stromboli
Wings: Mission Chinese
Hot Dogs: Papaya King, Crif Dog
Bagels: Kossar's Bialy's, Black seed (for Montreal style)
Burgers: Joe Junior (diner style), Spotted Pig (upscale)
Shakes: just get an egg cream with your burger at Joe Jr
>>
>>8876625
Where in Staten Island do you live?
>>
>>8877427

West end @63, Manhattan.

Fuck bridge and tunnel people.

I don't know a single person who voted for anyone other than Trump.
>>
>>8877459
You don't know many locals then
>>
>>8875185

The largest racial demographic on the island of Manhattan is white, non-Hispanic, non-Jewish. Roughly 40%. According to wikijudia anyway. The other 4 boroughs don't even matter and tourists don't often visit besides Brooklyn...and that's exclusively for food.
>>
>>8877459
You must not get out much, because Trump got not even 1/5 of the vote in NYC

>>8877461
The only groups in NYC that voted for Trump are Guidos and Hassidic Jews. And Guidos live on the fringes of the city in places like South Shore Staten Island.
>>
>>8877461

All the people I work with and live near voted Trump. Proudly.
>>
>>8877469
Williamsburg is poppin, a lot of people go there for nightlife. Even tourists, because I've met some myself.
>>
>>8877477

Right, 1/5 = highest earning people on the Island. GibsMeDat voted BillClinton2.0 and CommunistKikePromiseMan.
>>
>>8877481
>Muh echo chamber

As did most urchins in every small town in Flyoverland. He still lost the pop. vote by 3 mill.
>>
>>8877482

Food/drinks/dance, on one or two streets in Huntington. Private livery and taxis only.
>>
File: reality.png (212KB, 651x557px) Image search: [Google]
reality.png
212KB, 651x557px
>>8877477
That's why I asked what part of SI he lived in

>>8877481
If only there were some published data... oh look, there is!
>>
File: 1475460109521.jpg (90KB, 960x692px) Image search: [Google]
1475460109521.jpg
90KB, 960x692px
>>8877483
>>
File: 20170111_150342.jpg (115KB, 669x314px) Image search: [Google]
20170111_150342.jpg
115KB, 669x314px
>>8877487

Who's President right now?
>>
>>8877491
He lives in the trailer park next to the Goethals Bridge
>>
>>8877494

The alt-right is controlled opposition, led by a British, faggot, nigger lover and a tranny.

>belonging to a political party
>not being an independent voter
>not voting for the best candidate

How awful to be this polorized.
>>
>>8877483
No, even our rich white people hate Trump. See

>>8877491
>>
>>8877497

>muh cletus meme

Who's President right now?
>>
>>8877495
And failing gloriously?
>>
>>8877494
This is so true

The alt-right are such cringeworthy faggots

>>8877509
Unfortunately, Dump is president for now
>>
>>8877507

Right, and that 8% are stock brokers, doctors, venture capitalists, and other worthwhile people.

:^)
>>
>>8877509
Putin
>>
>>8877511

>failing

No, he's President for the next 7 years and change.

>>8877514

Das rite.
>>
>>8877509
Steve "Drunken Hobo" Bannon
>>
>>8877519

He's alright. I don't care about Russia or if another Holodomor happens. Not my/our problem.
>>
>>8877516
>Glorifying stock brokers and other capitalist scum
>"Worthwhile people"

Holy fuck, literally set your trailer on fire with you in it.
>>
>>8877507
Anyone connected to an industry that requires a properly functioning economy hates Trump

The only people I know who are pro-Trump are associated with military contractors up in Connecticut because they hope he's going to start a huge fucking war by running his mouth off on twitter
>>8877516
Lol, no
>>
It's so unusual to me how these alt-right autists worship Trump like a god. Had he not said a bunch of racist shit, he would have never rose to political prominence and you would think he's just a rich asshole from New York.

Yet you faggots worship this guy as your daddy figure
>>
>>8877522

He's a tool, yes.

He's not Trump though.

Hey...at least Bannon isn't as bad as Warren, who pretends to be a minority for attention.
>>
>>8877525
I live in a trailer and I hate liberal elitists but I LOVE wealthy stock brokers, I have so much in common with them
>>
File: Y9kQHY4.gif (534KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]
Y9kQHY4.gif
534KB, 600x400px
>>8877525

t. Poorfag.
>>
>>8877535

As a business owner, I make more than the average stock broker. Liquor sells itself.
>>
>>8877535
kek shut your butt
>>
>>8877528
Also, you notice that pretty much nobody in NYC looks down on Mexicans?

The flyover retards that go on Breitbart probably don't even live around any Mexicans.
>>
>>8877529

Racism isn't real if race isn't.

Racism is a victim-complex social construct perpetuated by the stupid/poor.
>>
>>8877539
t. Poorfag white-knighting for a class far above his own

lol k
>>
>>8877547

Mexicans are a shit. A SHIT.

They know their place, and that's the Bronx. Far uptown away from me.
>>
>>8877542
I've always thought of liquor stores as being a low revenue business

Bars on the other hand, are a very high revenue business if you get enough people to show up.
>>
File: 1490059557214.jpg (455KB, 1166x1011px) Image search: [Google]
1490059557214.jpg
455KB, 1166x1011px
>>8877549
>>
>>8877553
They have enclaves in every borough.

And they're actually making The Bronx nicer! They opened up some critically acclaimed Mexican restaurants in Mott Haven.
>>
>>8877553
And Manhattan. And Brooklyn, and Queens. Not sure about Staten Island, maybe you can tell us about how things look down there if it makes you feel special.

I for one welcome the rise in Mexican population here.
>>
>>8877552
See
>>8877542

I own another liquor shop directly adjacent to Marist College, with Vassar and the Culinary Institute of America right down the road.

I eat well.

>muh 1% maymay

You DO understand Sabu singlehandedly created the Occupy movement while in FBI supervised custody...right?

LOL @ you falling for the socialist meme.
>>
>>8877559

A few dozen doorman in Harlem isn't my concern. Again, uptown means nothing outside of Hudson Heights.
>>
>>8877561
There are now a lot of Mexicans in Staten Island, mostly towards the North Shore.

It's funny because I'm guessing the cooks at the restaurants where the fat Guido Trump supporters stuff their faces are Mexican.
>>
>>8877561

They're mostly in the Bronx. Don't split hairs over pettiness.
>>
>>8877561
Yeah the Mexicans have bought a lot of great food to NYC, and they really don't commit much crime here.
>>
>>8877567

There is a significant difference between a cook and a Chef. Don't confuse the 2.
>>
>>8877569
And Brooklyn

And Queens

Also I'm pretty sure they moved to Manhattan first (when it was still affordable) before going to The Bronx.
>>
>>8877576
It's common for even the sous chef to be Mexican.
>>
>>8877584

Lol not even Commis. I don't eat below an A, enjoy those B and C establishments though.
>>
>>8877564
>Hudson Heights
You mean Washington Heights

Hudson Heights isn't a real thing
>>
I live in NYC and I want a Mexican gf so bad

I would have her blast Mole Poblano farts in my face
>>
>>8877562
>Sells cheap liquor to nigs at a dump that is constantly getting robbed
>Actually makes the stretch that he is on the same level as Wall St. 1% stock brokers

Wew lad
>>
>>8877580

Nah they're in the Bronx.
>>
>>8877587
I hardly see any places with less than an A rating.

>>8877589
It's a subsection of Washington Heights, probably made up by real estate companies?
>>
>>8877589

Morningside Heights, Hudson Heights, Washington Heights...all different districts. Different racial demographics.
>>
>>8877596
There are even more of them in Brooklyn and Queens

Sunset Park feels like Los Angeles

>>8877602
Hudson Heights is withi
>>
>>8877602
*Hudson Heights is within Washington Heights

Morningside Heights is part of Harlem but it feels more like the UWS because it's gentrified as fuck
>>
File: 19939948440.jpg (189KB, 650x998px) Image search: [Google]
19939948440.jpg
189KB, 650x998px
>>8877591

>projecting this hard

LOL @ you being one of those people who bought a MemeMaskâ„¢ distributed by Time Warner, to fight the corporations and updated the world from your iPhone about taking down the man.
>>
It's crazy how masterful so many Southern Mexican guys are at cooking
>>
>>8877603

>like Los Angeles

So, Jews?

>>8877611

You're splitting hairs...this is embarrassing now. Brown people don't even go to Hudson Heights because they know it'll lead to a stop-and-frisk, which I welcome back to the city.
>>
>>8877599

You probably don't, because you live around normal people.
>>
>>8877619
>Actually thinks he's rich

Wait, you're actually serious. LMAOOO
>>
>>8877625

Stop and Frisk is over, and it didn't really happen to Mexicans.

And only an authoritarian retard would support Stop and Frisk.

Also, even in your made up Hudson Heights section of Washington Heights, there are plenty of brown people.
>>
File: Screenshot_20170430-183217.jpg (251KB, 978x1023px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20170430-183217.jpg
251KB, 978x1023px
>>8877629

>He's stupid enough to think movies are true.

The average stock broker makes the same salary as a delivery driver for Sysco Metro in North Jersey.
>>
>>8877625
No, I meant lots of Mexicans.
>>
>>8877635

Stop and frisk is back though...

Tbe NYPD is going to "try" to stop racial profiling, which we all know they won't.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/02/nyregion/new-york-police-dept-stop-and-frisk.html
>>
>>8877643
Did you even read the article?

Anyway, stop and frisk is used in small amounts for people actually suspected of something, but the days of Mike Bloomberg's authoritarian systematic stop and frisk are over thankfully.
>>
>>8877641

More Hondurans and Salvadorans from what I've seen of the city. Tbh most Mexicans I've known were crafty and figured money out fast then moved upstate into Westchester and Dutchess to give their kids a better future. That being said all the Mexicans I've known were legal and had nothing to hide so they advanced quickly with hard work ethic.
>>
>>8877591
>>8877629
He is probably not poor, but I doubt he lives lavishly given his age. That particular location in Poughkeepsie is reporting under $500k in gross sales every year. That's remarkably low even for a store outside Manhattan. However keep in mind that the building is not particularly valuable - around $120k when it was last sold in the mid 2000s. Not clear if he paid cash or got a loan, and he probably has employees to pay for, insurance, and all that stuff. Keep in mind he also holds several liquor licenses elsewhere in NY state and Connecticut. So he is not tending to operations personally at all times. A trusted employee costs more, they are handling large amounts of cash after all.

He also owns the home he lives in, having inherited it from his father.

>>8877637
Are "stock brokers" really a thing though? I know quite a few people in finance and nobody describes their job like that. I thought that stuff was all handled by electronic platforms now. It's always "analyst" or "sell-side" or "buy-side" or some such thing. Literally haven't heard the term "stock broker" since the 90s. Maybe they just call it something else.
>>
>>8877637
The point is, you're a poorfag like everyone else. Whatever you make in a year is one night out for the corporate cucklords whose balls you so early drain.

>You ain't in the club
>>
>>8877647

>it's gone
>small amount of people

Pick one.
>>
>>8877648
There are actually way more Mexicans than either Hondurans or Salvadorans. Hondurans and Salvadorans are found more so on Long Island.

There are an estimated 500k Mexicans in NYC, making them the third biggest Hispanic group.
>>
>>8877651
>>8877653

>here's why your fact is wrong, in my opinion

Stock broker is a shit job unless you're a genius.
>>
>>8877654
I said the days of Mike Bloomberg style stop and frisk are gone.

I fucking hated him as a mayor, I'm glad he's finally gone after an illegal third term.
>>
>>8877648
>Believes hard work ethic equals advancing quickly

You're like a little baby.
>>
>>8877637
Do delivery drivers also earn commissions?
>>
>>8877651
500k profit, or 500k revenue?
>>
>>8877656

Again, from what I've seen. I don't commonly associate with maids and porters.

>Hispanic

You mean Mestizos? Hispanic people are from Spain, not Mexico.
>>
>>8874547
>>Implying being an "urbanite" is something not to be ashamed of
ftfy
>>
>>8877670
Hispanic means having heritage in a Spanish speaking country.

You're such a fuckin autist, you should really consider taking your autism pills
>>
>>8877660

They're not gone, just accepted now.

>>8877662

Yes, working hard has it's rewards in the western world.

>>8877663

That is the salary of the average stock broker. It's a shit job. Pharmacy sales reps on the other hand, they make a considerably larger amount of money considering the "do nothing" nature of their work.
>>
>>8877687
Yes it is gone

Even under Bloomberg, stop and frisk was declining
>>
>>8877679

Nope, speaking the lanugage of people that not only conquered your people but outbred them with centuries of rape doesn't make you Hispanic. It makes you a Mestizo.
>>
>>8877687
>That is the salary of the average stock broker.

I know, I read the image you posted. Did you?
>>
>>8877695

Yet it still happens, every single day. Strange.
>>
>>8877704

Sure did. It's a low paying profession unless you're a genius, which neither of us is, clearly.
>>
>>8877687
>Yes, working hard has it's rewards in the western world

Depends what you're doing. You can work hard shoveling shit, all you're going to do is die tired.
>>
>>8877687
>1817+200
>Still buying into the "Hard work = guaranteed success" meme

Wew lad
>>
>>8877717

Everyone starts dying the moment they're born. The person who shovels made a series of choices in their life which adversely affected their earning potential. Now babble on about the prison industrial complex and parrot off some "muh institutional waycism" memes so we can stop speaking.
>>
>>8877722
See
>>8877731

Not everyone is a degenerate fuck-up.
>>
>>8877698
Hispanic was a word created to encompass the Spanish speaking population of the world, you dipshit. It is not a synonym for Spanish.

>>8877705
Not systematically.
>>
>>8877709
>It's a low paying profession unless you're a genius

You don't need to be a genius to be good at nickel & diming people. Unless you can show me that a stockbroker competent enough to draw in the average salary doesn't make dick off of "commissions & bonuses" I can't help but be dubious of your claim.
>>
>>8877731
>Every last thing in a person's life is under their control and things beyond anyone's control can never ever happen
>I chose to be born a coddled rich fuckboy

Nice meme
>>
I hear that Mexicans saved the Port Richmond neighborhood of Staten Island
>>
>>8877754
>I chose to be born a coddled rich fuckboy

Maybe he just identifies as one, that's a thing now.

#LGBTQCRF
>>
>>8872069
Cat bodegas in the Bronx are probably the safest places in the Bronx.
I think it's an unspoken rule to leave them be. They're always ran by nice old couples in my experience
>>
>>8877784
what's the appeal of a chopped cheese? It just seems like an autistic cheeseburger to me.
>>
>>8877786
>Everything I don't like is autism

Post discarded. You got btfo by a literal autist, kill yourself. Faggot.
>>
>>8877803
fuck you and your chopped cheeses, faggot
>>
>>8874269
I live in NYC.
It is.
>>
>>8877754

>fuckboy

Alright so you're still actively in some form of education. Put some effort into your life, you'll see rewards.
>>
>>8877741

Hispania is the Spanish for for Spain, Hispanics being people FROM Spain.

>muh 21st century buzzword changes definitions of things.

Just like Mexicans are white, gotcha.
>>
>>8877807
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>
>>8877817
you're so fucking wrong

And the country is "Espana" in Spanish
>>
>>8877753

Absolutely no one makes a lot of money doing anything unless they're a genius, or have an extreme aptitude for one specific thing. Genius and insanity also go hand-in-hand, lack of empathy is what drives or drove brokers of the past to loot retirement portfolios and fuck millions of people over for money. Not just anyone can engineer a scheme of Madoff level outcomes.
>>
>>8877821

Good, now what is espana's name in Latin.

I'll wait.
>>
File: Screenshot_20170430-191952.jpg (313KB, 978x1392px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20170430-191952.jpg
313KB, 978x1392px
>>8877821

Stop talking, Mestizo scum.
>>
>>8877813
Hard work simply does not always see rewards. It's that simple. Random shit can happen to people for no reason. It happens. Lots of people work hard, but not all of them are successful. It doesn't always have to do with some poor decision they made somewhere along the line. Sometimes shit just happens.
>>
>>8877852

Stupidity plays large factor in the negative outcomes people experience. Can't change genes.
>>
>>8877827
>Absolutely no one makes a lot of money doing anything unless they're a genius, or have an extreme aptitude for one specific thing.

PewDiePie was a moron who sucked at games.

Apple and FaceBook were pretty much stolen from the people who actually innovated anything and Microsoft is built on the work of some schmuck who Bill Gates screwed.

The best way to make money outside of stealing truly good ideas is to bet on mass stupidity and one of the best ways to do that is to nickel & dime people. The entire payday loan industry is a good example of this, as is any festival venue. Nickel & diming seems to be a part of what brokers do and unless you can show that a decent broker doesn't make much off of it I can't help but be dubious of your claim.
>>
>>8877858
HURRR no, it's not that fucking simple. People who experience economic hard times are not all stupid. There are a whole host of reasons. People get sick, random accidents happen. Lack of opportunity. People get taken advantage of. Shit is complex. The real world is not a cartoon.
>>
>>8877852
Stop trying so hard to justify your bad decisions and work attitude and maybe you will get somewhere in life. You think every successful people never had problems before, or never grew up poor?

Apparently you already gave up on life. Time to neck it
>>
File: 20170217_164810.jpg (246KB, 590x590px) Image search: [Google]
20170217_164810.jpg
246KB, 590x590px
>>8877864

Pewdiepie is a genius who marketed himself to a specific demographic, is well educated, travelled and is also handsome. He made MILLIONS doing nothing but be himself on camera and broadcast it to the world. If you were those things you'd be YouTube famous as well. It takes genius to corner an entire demographic across the entire planet.

>mfw u mirin hard on pewd
>>
>>8877870

Yes they are. Intelligent people have a safety net. Just because you're a retard doesn't mean everyone else is.
>>
>>8877838
That doesn't change the fact that Hispanic isn't a synonym for Spanish, you retard
>>
>>8877872
You don't get it. My point is not every bad thing that happens to someone is their own fault. SHIT JUST HAPPENS. Stop pretending you worked harder than someone else who got cancer and lost all thier shit. Faggot.
>>
>>8877876
>Durrrr the world is black and white! Smart people is rich and stupids is poor!

You're like a live-action cartoon character.
>>
>>8877873
>a specific demographic

He marketed to the lowest common denominator, which is one facet of betting on mass stupidity. Then he was "well educated" enough to ruin it all over memes.
>>
>>8877876
>The guy who's business got robbed by crackheads was just stupid
>He should have just let them rape his daughter instead of giving them the money they demanded
>Why is he such a bad business person?

Kill yourself.
>>
>>8877754
Everyone probably had an insanely rich person or two in their ancestry. The first rich generation or two are competent people but after that you probably get spoiled retards that lost all the wealth. It's a brutal cycle of merit/competence. That's why I ultimately don't get mad at spoiled rich kids because they will fall eventually.

What goes up must come down.
>>
>>8877895

I said Western world before, go cry about poor cocoa bean harvesters on /pol/ for your circlejerk.
>>
>>8877890
You're obviously justifying your failure/laziness by convincing yourself really hard that you had zero chance to begin with.

It's the ultimate self cuckholdry.
>>
>>8877897

He's still insanely popular and making more per year than I will in the next decade. Kudos to him.

>>8877900

>The guy who's business got robbed by crackheads was just stupid
His fault for doing business where crackheads live
>He should have just let them rape his daughter instead of giving them the money they demanded
Why exploit your own family to work for you? Sounds like a chink problem or Korean problem to me
>Why is he such a bad business person?

He's a retard for opening a business in a ghetto, bad personal choice.
>>
>>8877890

>got cancer

Weak genes, nature doing its job disposing of it. Thanks Darwin.

:^)
>>
>>8877902
>This level of reaching

kek wtf are you even talking about. Smart, hard-working people can be poor in the western world, too. Like I said, unforseen shit can happen that is beyond anyone's control.
>>
>>8877900
OH NO EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE EVENTUALLY LET'S NOT EVEN TRY TO LIVE!

THE CHANCES ARE AGAINST US!!!!! I'M SO SCARED RN GUYS...
>>
>>8877904
>Everyone is born with the same opportunities and begins with the same bright future

Weeeeeeeewwwww laaadd
>>
>>8877906
>>8877911

R E A C H I N G
>>
>>8877920
My point still stands
>>
>>8871834
Do you have any idea how big NY City is OP? You won't have time to try anything, let alone specific places. I am a New York State resident and I can tell you for a fact that you won't have enough time. 5th avenue is huge. My suggestion is to pick a place that looks good and stick with your tour guide.

But whatever you do NEVER ASK SOMEONE WHERE TO GET TO IF YOU ARE LOST. It is an old tradition to tell a tourist to go the opposite direction. People from New York can be dicks to pay attention to the street lights and never JAYWALK.
>>
>>8877933
That everyone has the same opportunities? The fuck is does.
>>
>>8877952
Not what I said.

Stop wasting my time, dude
>>
File: 8932426.png (573KB, 610x610px) Image search: [Google]
8932426.png
573KB, 610x610px
I've been to every burger place on those TOP 10 lists in the city.

Nothing has yet to beat the burger I had at Hillstone. Its a chain but its still one of the best burgers I've had.

If you want a crazy burger covered in gravy and 6 different cheeses I would recommend Good Eats in Maspeth Queens. Their portions are ludicrous. Their best sandwich is THE DRE
>>
>>8873383
>Spanish Harlem is a shithole

What are you high spanish harlem is gentrified as fuck now.
>>
>>8877952
In my ideal utopian (unrealistic) world, everyone would have equal opportunity to succeed. I think that's much more important than giving everyone the same wealth. Because fuck Communism
>>
>>8877916

What reaching, I said the developed/western world. What a shitty narrative to represent.
>>
>>8871834
Outback. It'll be like being comfy home, without Humongous asking you if you're going to eat that. Hopefully you'll get murdered during your visit.
>>
>>8877947
>But whatever you do NEVER ASK SOMEONE WHERE TO GET TO IF YOU ARE LOST

This is the most stupid thing i've read in 11 years on 4chan.
>>
>>8877971

>mub everyone but whyteppl are oppressed maymay

Only women are this retarded, western women.
>>
>>8877978

There are 10,000+ apps that are either free or $0.99 that give a guided tour through the city. Getting lost is impossible.
>>
>>8877983
Okay. Totally fucking irrelevant to what I said.
>>
>>8877979
Where did I imply that?
>>
File: image.gif (348KB, 350x233px) Image search: [Google]
image.gif
348KB, 350x233px
>>8871834
We're full. Ya ain't wanted.
>>
File: image.png (570KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]
image.png
570KB, 1000x1000px
When coasties shit on flyovers, is it just the'yre are way of deflecting Europeans who are O B S E S S E D ?
>>
>>8877983
>>8877990

All I have to say is good luck then! Oh and remember not to bump into anyone OR end up too packed in between people.

You ever seen the walking dead? When a horde of zombies come by? That's every street, especially on a nice day!

Oh and one more thing THERE ARE NO BATHROOMS IN THE CITY! TRY USING YOUR GAY LITTLE PHONE TO FIND ONE THOSE.HAHAHAHAH
>>
>>8878023
Shhh... watching a bogan shit in the park is comedy gold. "Just like home cunt!"
>>
>>8877993

Here, I'll give you your soapbox to cry about exploited people in other countries, which is ENTIRELY relevant to the western world somehow.

Question: how is everyone not equal?

Now prattle on about systemic racism and evil white peoole so we can stop speaking. Hard works = reward. Those who don't get rewards have fucked their lives up beyond repair.
>>
>>8877990

It is. Why would anyone ever need to ask directions with a GPS in their pocket? The entire island of Manhattan, where it matters anyway, is wired with free wifi.
>>
File: image.jpg (308KB, 2197x1465px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
308KB, 2197x1465px
>>8878039
>I've never worked an honest day in my life
The post
>>
>>8878030
Well remember to atleast bring your knife then. We expect great things from you!
>>
>>8877906
OK. Care to get back to the stock brokers or can I take this as a tacit admission that you don't know where to go with that?
>>
>>8877964
Only the lowermost blocks (like 100th st and below are gentrified)

Still though, the neighborhood has improved a lot and it's getting really expensive quick.
>>
>>8877947
>It is an old tradition to tell a tourist to go the opposite direction.
It is? I only do that when it's a drunk loud pack of idiots wearing sports apparel on the way to/from Yankee Stadium, MSG, or something along those lines. I don't consider them "tourists" even though most of them seem to be from Long Island, New Jersey, and upstate. I wish they would go away

If an actual foreigner asks me for help, such as a Eurofag or a Flyover or a Ching-Chong, I'm as accommodating as can be
>>
>>8878098

That conversation is over, they don't make a lot of money without being a genius. The average stockbroker makes the same salary a McDonald's franchise manager makes here.
>>
>>8878242
yeah as long you don't act like a douchebag, people will be helpful
>>
>>8878070

>Picking cocoa beans is honest work
>>
>>8878251
>That conversation is over

I.E. you can't back up your statement.

Point to their salary all you want, that's not all of their work-related income.
>>
>>8878253
This is most definitely true in my experience in NY. I was staying with a friend in Brooklyn and he told me the trains to take and where to switch to get to Javitz and said do the same on the way back. I missed the switch coming back and when I realized it I asked the lady next to me if I should just get off at the next stop and take the train back. She said no, wait 3 stops because it's a major station with a lot of people. When I got back to my friend's place and told him what stop I was going to get off at before I asked he said, "holy shit, that's east NY and looks like a bombed out war zone. I would have never seen you again."
>>
>>8878423
East New York, while bad for NYC standards, isn't really that bad anymore. You would be fine walking around unless maybe it was 3AM and you were drunk.
>>
>>8878295

>use facts all you want I'm still right REEEEEEE

Ok...
>>
>>8876991
>anyone not living in Jew York is a redneck
>>
File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (127KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
maxresdefault (1).jpg
127KB, 1280x720px
>>8877066
Outside of New England, all the highest IQ states are red. It's like there is a positive correlation between the percentage of white people and intelligence or something.
>>
>>8878887
But this map is made up
>>
>>8878887

>alabama higher than california

Only a literal retard would believe that map.
>>
>>8879061
>millions of illegal aliens lower the IQ average of a state

Go figure.
>>
>>8879038
It isn't.

http://brandongaille.com/list-average-iq-by-country-and-american-states/

>>8879061
California leads the nation in high school dropouts and it's less than 50% white. Why is it so surprising?
>>
>>8879142
>Why is it so surprising?
Brown skinned people that have no culture in education and out breed Asians and Whites 10 to 1? I have no clue...
>>
>>8879150
Non White/Jewish/Asian people are stupid is shit. Dem's the facts.
>>
Whatever you do, do not go to hotdog stands, worst 2 dollars I've ever spend.

Do not go to the supermarket and buy a premade sandwich, you'll be disapointed.


I can't imagine folks are actually living on this stuff. That was my experience going to NYC when I visited from Holland.
(Pennsylvania has good steak houses. I love you)
>>
>>8871834
Go to one of the old-school delis for pastrami
>>
>>8879208
NYC is the sort of place that's fun to visit but I would never even ponder living there. Entire city is full of overpriced shit, and I put a big emphasis on SHIT.

For example, half the apartments you can rent are some ghetto tier shitholes they built in 1920 for some fresh off the boat Italians living in squalor, but since they've been gentrified their prices have skyrocketed to the stratosphere despite still being shitty moldy apartments in an old building with Ukraine tier insulation, wiring and plumbing. You can buy a fresh new mansion in Spain for the price that buys you a moldy closet in Brooklyn, and you won't have to wander around on streets that smell of piss and are crowded with hipsters.
>>
>>8879215
>For example, half the apartments you can rent are some ghetto tier shitholes they built in 1920 for some fresh off the boat Italians living in squalor, but since they've been gentrified their prices have skyrocketed to the stratosphere despite still being shitty moldy apartments in an old building with Ukraine tier insulation, wiring and plumbing.

Too many words, it's called "pre-war" here. Code word old shithole.
>>
Reminds me of the closet apartment in london that was beyond expensive
>>
>>8879229
>>8879215
Forgot to link
>>
>>8878887
Coasties irrevocably, undeniably, unquestionably
B T F O
>>
File: HarlemShake.jpg (696KB, 1000x667px) Image search: [Google]
HarlemShake.jpg
696KB, 1000x667px
Just dropped in to see what some fellow New Yorkers recommended for food and I stumbled into a fucked up /pol/ thread with people who don't even live here constantly shitting all over the topic with unrelated Trump/Stormfront garbage. I'm sorry, OP. Mods, just nuke this fucking thread.

I'm a white guy who's lived in East Harlem and currently living in Harlem. If you want a good burger uptown go to Harlem Shake. Kinda pricey for a burger, but it's pretty much the same price as Shake Shack and you don't have to wait in those fucking stupid lines, and the general vibe is chill and generally uncrowded.
Best part of being uptown is that you get that Manhattan vibe and energy but no fuckin tourists except those doofuses in the ponchos on the tour bus that takes them to the Apollo Theater. Red Rooster is Marcus Samuelsson's place and it's a really nice place to eat up here, but it's got Midtown tier prices.

Also +1 to the guys earlier who mentioned Patsy's in East Harlem on 117th and 1st. Best slice in Uptown Manhattan for sure.

Also, all you New Yorkers calling everyone who doesn't live here Cletus. Cut that shit out. It only makes them angrier and more obnoxious.

Other than that here are some places that have inexpensive good food:
Veselka - Ukrainian/Polish open 24 hrs
Dos Toros Taqueria - Tacos (pretty good for NYC)
Meatball Shop - inexpensive place for a date night
Woorijip - Korean buffet/take out (good place for a surprisingly cheap lunch if stuck near Herald Sq.)

Oh, and since you're on 4chan, Kinokuniya is where you get your weeb on. Next to Bryant Park in midtown.
>>
File: 1493552622246.jpg (664KB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]
1493552622246.jpg
664KB, 1536x2048px
>>8871874
So much this.

OP, if you really want to experience NY pizza, this is the proper way to eat it, see picrelated.
>>
>>8879491

>I willingly surrounded myself with Caribbean trash and Sorenos gang members because lolrent.

How progressive.
>>
>>8879779

That's London. Note the sterile boring metro car.

>padded seats on a NYC subway

LOL they use NASA grade plastics (legit no joke) for a reason.
>>
File: Screenshot_2017-05-01-07-59-47.png (1MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2017-05-01-07-59-47.png
1MB, 1440x2560px
>>8879491
This guy is very helpful

---
Also, what is captcha implying
>>
Any places with good cheap buffets?
>>
>>8879914
There's some good stuff in China Town.
>>
>>8871834
>Wings
Bluesmoke has some very good wings, they use chipotle in the sauce.

Bon Chon is a Korean chain but their twice-fried Korean chicken is breddy gud.

>hotdogs
I don't see the point of this except for crossing off your bucket list. Papaya King or Gray's Papaya if you really want to get it out of the way. Places are filthy though, so be warned.

I know confections and pastries were not on your list but you should give Lady M a try. Their crepe cake is very tasty.
>>
>>8879947
Can you elaborate? Any specific ones to go for or some you absolutely should not go for?
>>
>>8879802
Doesn't matter, it's still NY style pizza.
>>
>>8879137
Even by racist logic, Alabama has so many black people that it should outweigh that
>>8879150
Asians don't breed? Then why are there so many if them?

And Mexicans do have culture, you alt-right weaboo retard
>>
>>8878568
I didn't deny the accuracy of the number, I said that you didn't provide all of the necessary information. I also didn't say anything to be right about, I asked you to further support your claim.

Maybe stick to /pol/, they're probably more your speed.
>>
>>8879208
Why would you buy a premade sandwich with all the other food options available ib New York?
>>
>>8879215
Nothing wrong with old buildings, you flyover. They look quite nice and the apartments themselves tend to be renovated.

Also I've been to Barcelona and it smells worse than NYC.
>>
>>8879224
My uncle lives in a super fancy apartment and the building is like 100 years old

You can keep your trailer built in 2005
>>
>>8879491
I only call the stormcucks cletus. Anyone who is open minded is welcome.
>>
>>8879794
You don't know what the hell you're talking about
>>
>>8880532
>Nothing wrong with old buildings, you flyover.

Yeah, no. I've lived in a few, especially in Boston, and they are complete shit.

In Chicago, one of my in-laws was a landlord with some dilapidated old mansion that had been split into apartments. The apartments rented for a fucking fortune. One winter everyone in the place got sick and it turned out that there was some old heating unit sealed into a wall that had never been serviced in fifty years and it was pouring carbon monoxide into the building.
>>
>>8877514
LOL. Suck it, cuck. Drink down all that brotein. Then maybe I'll fuck your wife a few times more before I let you out of the gloryhole closet, you cuck.
>>
>>8874547
>inbred
It's funny how people always use this argument when inbreeding among Europeans and Americans are the lowest in the world
>>
>>8877555
Vicky 2 didn't have the liquor meme for nothing
Thread posts: 322
Thread images: 42


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.