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Hey kid, wanna get high?
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is it true that poppyseeds can make you test positive for opiates or is that just an urban legend
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>>8885451
If you buy them in bulk and eat multiple handfuls, yeah. They raised the detection limit of morphine to stop people from using the poppyseed defense.
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>>8885451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxr6bQikRk0
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Tuna pasta salad, bitches.
It's what's for dinner, and one of my summertime staples.
What are your favorite ways to make it? Best dressing? Best ingredients? I have the basics for it, but I'm open to trying new ingredients.
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Finely diced red onion and bell pepper, and sweetcorn, with mayonnaise.
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Tuna is filled with mercury
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>>8885257
Blah blah blah.....everything will kill you in large amounts. Eating tuna once a week or less, you're fine.
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Just some background info: I hate work. I know this isn't profound and lots of people don't like their jobs, but I hate work in a way that makes me feel like I'm either crazy in a sane world or vice versa.
I'm at the point where I've been looking for an easy way out for some time. I know it's a tax on retards, but I've even been buying lotto tickets every week, purely out of desperation. I know it could be worse, at least I'm working at my dad's company and get decent pay and can fuck off a little bit, but it still sucks. My parents have $5-7 million, probably more I don't know exactly, but it could be 20 years before I get some of that.
Anyway, I was eating some salt and vinegar product (I won't post the name in case this goes down). It said it was, "Xtreme" or "Intense" or something and after a few handfuls I couldn't eat anymore. My tongue actually felt fried for a couple days, and after a few more handfuls the feeling got worse and persisted for a few more days. I actually thought I burnt it before realizing what caused it. The bottom of the bag was FULL of basically powdered salt and acid, I tossed it and didn't dare trying it. But it gave me an idea.
What do you think the chances of pursuing a lawsuit would be if I had a bad acid burn in my mouth from this product? I figure I can accomplish the results by eating say 3-4 bags a day and holding the leftover powder in my mouth for as long as I can.
I know it's not cool to do this, but the product is somewhat dangerous so it would be doing a bit of a public service. Also, I don't want it to actually go to court or anything, I just want a pay off so I don't have to work until my parents kick the bucket. The company can afford it and I can handle any potential health effects, so it's not like anyone will really lose out.
Thoughts or any literature/cases I can peruse in the meantime?
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>>8884767
I think you should just kill yourself, that way you never have to work a day again.
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>>8884767
yeah salt and vinegar chips, everyone has done that from eating a whole bag you fat fuck, youre really not going anywhere with a lawsuit. theyll tell you you should only eat 1 serving which is like 5-6 chips so its all your fault.
>Don't touch the steak after putting it in the pan, only flip it once!
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>>8884628
>steak
>pan
I think you fell for more than one meme
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>>8884644
>grilling a steak when you can cook it in pan and actually give it flavor other than char and meat
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>>8884669
A pan provides heat only.
A grill provides heat, smoke, and the flavor of the juices dripping down into the fire.
Thus the grill provides the cook with more flavor potential than a pan does. Don't blame the grill if you are inept at using it.
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I'm going to get a zinger from KFC for lunch.
Better or worse than Wendy's spicy chicken?
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>>8884620
Cool, thanks.
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Zingers have been sold here for as long as I remember and they aren't bad but we don't have Wendy's so I can't compare it
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Definitely better than any other fast food spicy chicken sandwich. But nowhere near as good as the double zinger in europe. had one at the budapest airport and it was next fucking level compared to the one released stateside
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nein/10
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>Germany
>Scat porn
10/10 for accuracy
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Did you bake it in the oven?
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I love to make some dank ass good mushroom risotto *GOOD LORD* do i love it
But earlier tonight as I was mentally preparing to make it tomorrow, I had the idea: what if I marinated the mushrooms in something?
Go!
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>>8883314
>what if I marinated the mushrooms in something?
They would taste more like the thing you marinated them in.
WA LA!
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>>8883314
Use (at least some) dried mushrooms.
Soak them in whatever liquid you're using (stock, wine, etc).
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>>8883314
if you marinate them in asparagus water they turn green( at least champions )
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Does anyone here make their own sushi?
I've been learning how to roll maki from work and I'm wanting to buy some stuff to start making sushi at home. I'm interested in the best brands of rice, vinegar, and nori, as well as wasabi and soy sauce.
So what does /ck/ use when they make sushi?
Ideas/recipes welcome as well.
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>>8883126
I make my own maki rolls using tuna from a can. I make the tune with spicy mayo and it's damn good for cheap, homemade sushi. This is actually common in Japan.
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bumping for additional input
I'm afraid to buy really gross seaweed wraps that are chewy and taste bad.
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>>8883126
I make my own sushi, I think it taste better than most of the shmucks that own sushi restaurants around me.
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Has anyone had keto/low carb/ fathead pizza? How was it?
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>>8882605
You're fucking gay.
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>>8882609
that really hurt my feelings
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>>8882612
he's right, you are fucking gay
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For me it is the Mac Chicken, the best fast food sandwich.
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>>8882183
Does anyone else bring their own jar of mayo to mcdonalds to add extra on?
Not like I do it or anything, just wondering.
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>>8882290
wat
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Dude I just buy packs of these and fry them with a toasted burger bun mayo and lettucé and it taste the same I eat about a pack per day and I don't have to live at McDonald's anymore! For me it's Tyson. The best do it yourself mcchicken sandwich
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Hi guys my goldfish has recently died and I'm wondering on the best way to cook it (microwave/oven ect.).. also if anyone could offer any tips for styles of cooking (battered with chips/ in a curry or soup etc.) that would also be helpful. Thanks!
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Skin it with nail clippers and marinate in mayonnaise. Coat with matzo meal and quick fry in lard. I've prepared them this way several times.
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>>8881880
Brilliant idea!! Thanks so much
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>>8881943
Post pics
If I put in milk will I fuck it up? Or do I need to activate my milk? I've activated my almonds before. I'm willing to try again...
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>>8880523
I believe in you OP
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>400mg
eat the whole thing and report back in an hour
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THC is fat soluble, just make sure you drink your milk.
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What's your cunt's national dish?
Do you like it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_dish#By_country
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Chad: Boule
>tfw your national dish is bread
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>Federated States of Micronesia: Bat soup
wtf
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>>8880444
>It means balls in French
eehehhehehehe
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>just got back from foodcation this year from France
>food kinda sucked
>like the breakfast is worst than an American breakfast
>service sucks
>a lot of shit is fried
>steak tastes worst than American steak
Fuck France is kinda a disappointment, plus everything is fucking expensive and there's a lot of areas which freaks me out. So I am planning a foodcation next year out of these country which one would /ck/ recommend:
-Japan
-Worst Korea
-Hong Kong/China
-Taiwan
-Singapore
-Thailand
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>>8880232
Why are Anglos so obsessed with breakfast?
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Honestly?
Japan is your best bet out of those choices imo
If ur a weeb, even better I guess, went before I was one and thoroughly enjoyed it, was more or less the reason I started watching shit
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>>8880245
>japanese breakfast
If he didn't like French breakfasts just imagine how he'll feel about miso soup, grilled mackeral and pickled vegetables for breakfast.
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What are the best foods to eat if u are following a FODMAP diet, a keto diet, and a paleo diet at the same time?
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Jut eat a dish composed of 1/3 rat poison, 1/3 weed killer and 1/3 crushed glass and get it over with.
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>>8879377
Everything about this image intrigues me. He's got sunglass clip-ons over his regular glasses. He's cutting a piece of extremely dry chicken with a ridiculous novelty sword made for fedora-wearing losers to show off to, I dunno, their mothers or something. He's got a shitty McDonald's promotional goblet. At least two halves of different avocados sit unplated off to the side, which may not even be a part of his current meal. He's holding his fork almost correctly, so he cannot be an American. There's a cat box just a couple of feet behind him, in his kitchen or dining room, next to what is either a really strange vacuum attachment or one of the most unwieldy brooms/Swiffer wipers I've ever seen. There are assorted candles/vessels immediately behind him on a unit the purpose of which is not readily apparent. There's something hanging up on the wall above the cat box, perhaps another fantasy weapon of disputable practicality, he may be wearing an apron or white pants with a checkered belt (clashing with the look he's going for from the waist up), and he's got crumbs all over the damn place. He may be eating at a counter rather than a table, leading me to wonder who's on the other end (where the photographer presumably stands). This picture tells a story, and perhaps no one will ever know what it is.
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>>8879377
Suicide