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Pro "Wrestling" is a joke 2017-05-02 02:30:34 Post No.2609028
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Listen up you fat, virgin, neckbeards. Watch a real combat sport like MMA. Enjoy your pretend combat, you fucking ballerina fans
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>Based sweaty groin punching
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>>2609028
Oh, is it that time of the day again already?
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MMA is shit
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tfw too intelligent to be above six foot 2017-05-02 02:10:40 Post No.2608970
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tfw too intelligent to be above six foot
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>>2608970
"Ya too smarl Fergal! Ya will nevah make it in da doubleyoudoubleyoueeey! Stick too poetaytoe picken like da west of oos"
"But mammy, I wont too beh ah restlah"
"Ya gooddamned crazy Fergal!'
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>>2608970
Lankfags BTFO
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>/asp/ hates him to death
>antismarks hate him to death
>still manages to sell tons of merch
>still manages to find his was into the main title picture
>still manages to main event RAM
how does he do it lads?
>Michael Cole: Booker, you taught Alicia a lot of what she knows.
>Booker T: He he he he...
What did they mean by this?
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>>2608952
She definitely didn't fuck him, he's black.
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>>2608967
Literally rushed in here to post this
Alicia CLEARLY fiends for white dick in real life.....maybe even exclusively
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>not even black women like black men
God damnit, just end this miserable and lonely existence.
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Why is Ric Flair shilling a mediocre fast food chain?
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Why not?
You really think he eats there?
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His stint in Evolution taught him to shill mediocrity.
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Its almost like companies pay celebrities currency in exchange for advertising their product
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If he's so over, why are ratings at an all time low?
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>>2608815
BBD worked the smarks too hard
doesn't know his own powerlevel
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>>2608815
"You can boo Roman all you want, in the end you will still watch him and buy tickets!"
"lol, nope"
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>>2608839
Now if only people would learn to shut the fuck up when he shows up.
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APOLOGIZE
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>>2608763
sorry your implementation has been botched from the very start
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Crowd killer
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>>2608781
>Crowd killer
>crowd literally on their feet for a good portion of the matches
Are you even watching the same show as the rest of us?
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Which one is the Jannetty?
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>>2608747
Baba made stars. Vince hasn't. End of.
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>>2608747
Vincetty. Baba was never about putting over his vision, but instead put over what needed to be put over.
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>>2608747
vince obviously, Giant Baba is a legend
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Holy shit they're going all in on Nakamura.
He's gonna be much bigger than Roman Reigns ever was.
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He's only going to get to high mid card and that's being generous. His promo skills make Roman Reigns sound like The Rock.
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>>2608735
>that face
>the artist
kek
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Did he gain any muscle at all while relaxing at NXT?
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Where were you when Dean saved the Intercontinental Title? 2017-05-02 10:21:46 Post No.2608705
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Where were you when Dean saved the Intercontinental Title?
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2017-05-02 10:21:46
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>3 guys talking about how much they want the Universal Title
>Dean Ambrose's theme song hits
>Plebs already moaning thinking that Dean wants in too
>He buries Brock and establishes the IC Title as the most important Title on Raw
>Gives prestige to the IC Title and saves Raw and potentially the whole WWE
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>carries Smackdown after the draft
>carries Raw after Bork is gone
BASED
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>>2608705
One little problem...
A title can't be prestigious when deanetty has it
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>everyone stands in a line and waits to be interviewed
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should wrestlers who play a supernatural/evil/satanist character not be allowed to put photos online where in they look like just your average lad?
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Did they???
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>>2608688
wrestling isn't real
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>>2608688
a lot of wrestlers should tune down they social media...
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is Vince retarded? every single time AJ, Finn, or any other NJPW guy is wrestling these 2 numbskulls have to bring up NJPW and or the IWGP Belts.
does Vince know that G1 Special is in LA???
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>>2608606
>does Vince know that G1 Special is in LA???
Vince doesn't even know what year is it.
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When will smarks learn that NJPW is irrelevant competition wise?
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AH DUBYA GEE PEE CHAMPION SAME AS BROCK LESNAR
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Fuck Asuka
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source on y2j laptop? I can't seem to recall when and why this happened
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>>2608556
think it's from the video package for AJ/Jericho at WM32
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>>2608542
I would if I could
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Is there anyone in wrestling history more pathetic than this cuck leaf?
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Based Goldberg kicking Kek the Shitman Fart into retirement
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>>2608519
I really wish this feud ended with Bret getting held down and spat on and never seen again
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What are your guys' thoughts and opinions on deathmatch wrestling? 2017-05-02 06:25:25 Post No.2608460
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What are your guys' thoughts and opinions on deathmatch wrestling?
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I gotta admit, I wince, cringe, shake my head, and feel a bit nauseous watching these.
What are your thoughts and opinions? Or even reactions? Should it be considered wrestling or a bastardization of it? I have mixed feelings about it.
I know no one is holding guns to these peoples' heads to do this, but you gotta admit, some of this shit is just plain outrageous. Are they masochists? Drug addicts?
Thoughts? Reaction images?
https://youtu.be/zNQA-6zjxXg
https://youtu.be/4s64U8LkKxA
https://youtu.be/wMfFndQUIGo
https://youtu.be/V8b2ZE8icEo
https://youtu.be/vH4ffMQaG-I
https://youtu.be/GKuGezQ2xUo
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I believe the people who take part in these matches are low IQ sickos with an extreme case of being attention whores.
The matches can be entertaining for their shock and awe but are overall the worst representations of wrestling because only talentless hacks are willing to nearly kill themselves for $15 and a cheese sandwich.
retarded/10
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pity them all you want, some of the rats that show up to these shows are solid 7's and you can bet these dudes are getting their dicks sucked at the end of the night
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i think some hardcore/deathmatch wrestling is respectable and even good, old FMW shit is great, IWA Japan too, and there are some attitude era and ecw stuff that's good but the newer/more extreme stuff like BJW/Freedoms/CZW is all shock value garbage with no real wrestling to tie it together, the only ones still doing it worth a fuck are Jun Kasai and Masada
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How to get over in wrestling 2017-05-02 05:37:38 Post No.2608376
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How to get over in wrestling
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>come out
>say one word over and over
>make a hand gesture at the same time you say the word
>get over
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People this worked for in the long run:
- stone cold steve austin (what)
- daniel bryan (yes)
People this did not work for:
- i would put all the people here, but i am only allowed 5000 characters on 4chan, and this would take 3 posts to do that.
So maybe the better explanation is...d-bry and SCSA are actually just...
Dare i say it...
GOATs? Fan favorites? Dime drawers? Anti smark gods?
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Suck a cock homo. The only thing you have to do is be entertaining. It's an art lost on today's roster.
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>>2608388
You forgot Matt Hardy. And I would like you to name 3 wrestlers with a single word catchphrase that didn't get over.