I'll start.
>>2606710
>>2606710
You now remember the week before the fight when /asp/ unironically believed that Phil was going to win
>>2606710
Lost
Was her title run a Failure?
Imo it is the worst womens title run since the brand split and since the end of the Divas title
her reign was a total failure because they misbooked the whole damn thing
hopefully she rebounds but holy hell what a dumpster fire
>hell no im not giving back this championship
Never watched RAM again and unsubscribed
>>2605424
She's really really bad. Nothing about booking, she's just not good at any aspect of the business. So happy Bliss took that shit from her, at least she doesn't come across as a nervous scared child.
Alright /asp/ you're gonna cut a promo tonight against the most popular babyface currently on the roster Roman Reigns. Now remember YOU GOTTA MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG. Also make sure you mention the fact YOU are what is best for business!
vocaroo.com
John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.
I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass.
You’re as good as kissing Vince McMahon’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!
Punk waves to the camera
I am the best wrestler in the world.
I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.
I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania. I’m not on the signature t
>>2605240
>Triple H! Well, let me tell you something!
>You might got mo cash than me, but you ain't got the skillz to eat a nigga's ass like me!
>>2605240
>OP doesn't start
what a fucking faggot.
>TRADITIONAL MARTIAL ARTS BTFO
A tai chi master’s 10-second pounding at the hands of a mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter in western China last week has set off a debate over the virtues of traditional versus modern fighting techniques.
MMA fighter Xu Xiaodong wiped the floor with tai chi master Wei Lei when they faced off in front of a big crowd in Chengdu, Sichuan province, on Thursday, according to a video posted online.
Oops forgot to post link
http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2092030/gone-10-seconds-chinese-mma-fighter-wipes-floor-thunder-style-tai
Somebody post that ki gong master piercing a table with a sushi stick and blocking a low caliber gun.
>>2604491
lol to be fair Tai Chi is probably the worst style to represent traditional martial arts. But that guy got BTFO what was he even thinking. Fighting in a solid floor and everything
Triple H and her daughters
>>2603664
Right one is hot
>>2603681
Fuck imagine trying to get with her & having trip constantly over your shoulder.
>>2603681
The one in blue looks better.
>THANK YOU STROWMAN
fucking lol, how does any attempt to get Roman over as a face fail so miserably? nigga is literally bleeding to death in the ring yet they cheer against him.
What went wrong? How can this be fixed?
>>2603230
>What went wrong? How can this be fixed?
Smarks, they've killed kayfabe
>>2603236
Kayfabe died years ago anon. Roman is getting the same reactions that Rock Mavia got back in the day. The difference is, Vince had to listen to the fans then because he had competition and turned him heel. He doesn't need to do that now, whatever he does WWE will be the biggest company in the business.
Vince is working you marks, brother
What in the world is Vince doing with him? He keeps getting big feuds, cool promos, has a nice gimmick and overall feels pretty badass if you ignore his shitty fedora. He has everything a top heel needs, yet he keeps getting fucked over as soon as he starts to get slightly over.
>pins both, cena AND aj clean in the same match
>gets the fucking title
>loses against Randy despite he even got a fucking power up (which ended up being shitty projections on the ring that did nothing)
>gets his own match tonight which was pretty cool
>still almost loses and only won because Jinder did most of the beating, resulting in Bray looking weak as fuck again
Its like Vince has literally no idea what the fuck he wants to do with Bray. One day he looks strong as fuck, the next day he looks like a fucking joke.
King of Jobbers
dont forgot they took away his stable of monster men
>>2602706
how come theres no porn parody of The Wyatts yet?
>3 big tall guys and 1 fat manlet guy
Drama Edition
Last Thread: >>2560809
Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
>Newbie pastebin
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd
>/asg/ retailer guide
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6
>/asp/ergers with Airsoft guns
http://discord.me/airsoftgeneral/
Thread Topic:
How do you faggots manage get this much drama out of bbwarz? Can't you stop your autistic screeching even for a short time?
>premature new thread just to raise more drama of the great bbwarz
topkek
anybody else having difficulty re-indexing GBB magazines back into D3CR pouches?
Do you guys think using inserts like the Esstac KWYI or the Haley MP2s will help?
>>2584976
MP2's will help a lot, altho I use a DC3R-H which helps a lot since pouches are wider for something like stanags.
Press F to pay respects man!
was a pretty shitt run desu
his only good matches were the ones with roman
what happened after KO got the pin, i had a powercut?
RAWlphas report in
>Fat Cara is stronger than Roman
top kek
>the 3rd 2nd thread
What did Rawtists mean by this?
Anyone else wanna see Nia and Tamina feud? Could be a great female hoss match
>>2611427
this actually would be great
They're both shit wrestlers and old so no it wouldn't
>>2611427
if tamina would cut down she'd be a qt
Legit the only reason I still watch Wrestling is cos of
>>2611307
>Trained both of Paige's parents
>Is probably Paige's true father
Based Jimmy
>>2611307
Gentlemen Jimmy Ocean is the reason that British wrestling even exists. If Winston Churchill could execute a suplex, he'd be Jimmy Ocean.
>>2611307
>go to the WAW shop site to order a Jimmy Ocean or Old School shirt
>just Ricky, Saraya and UK Hooligans shirts
Fucking WAW
Big poppa poo celebration thread. All hail the maharajah of strong style, beater of vanilla manlets.
Thank you big poppa poo
>>2610976
>botched a simple DDT
KEKEKEK SEE YA BACK IN THE MIDCARD IN A MONTH
Can someone explain the jinder mapoo meme for a lazy mark please
ROB
>>2610897
VAN
WEED
LMAO
It's good to be a /Smack/ hermano
I'm so comfy lads.
Sethfags unite
Two muslims fighting on tv. George Bush didnt destroy the twin towers for this.
What happened to the whole JBL bullying thing?
I thought he was done for sure.