Holy shit they're going all in on Nakamura. He's gonna

He's only going to get to high mid card and that's being generous. His promo skills make Roman Reigns sound like The Rock.

>>2608735
>that face
>the artist
kek

Did he gain any muscle at all while relaxing at NXT?

>>2608735

>Bigger than large canine
>3 to 4 year push

Nah.

HAH LOOKATDAT MAGGLE ITS LIKE HIS FOOT IS ON FUCKING FIRE AND HE IS IN ALOT OF PAIN TRYING TO SHAKE IT OFF BUT HE CAUGHT HIS HAND ON FIRE AND FARTED! AHAHAHAHA MAGGLE I FUCKING LOVE IT

>>2608740
OMAYWAAAAAAAAA

>>2608735
I don't get the musician allusion they are trying to do here
Why Prince and Michael Jackson?

>>2608735
Looks like he's falling into the abyss from the thumbnail

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPU

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>watch Nakamura in an interview he can speak English well enough to be understood and knows the words

>those long pauses he does in every promo are intentional plus the mouth guard throws him off

Did they want him to get "What"ed?

>>2608996


>>watch Nakamura in an interview he can speak English well enough to be understood and knows the words

HE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWvuX3cNX6w

I like shinsuke

>>2608740
Naka's promos are funny as fuck. If it wasn't for the fact micro pooch cut the best promo of the year i'd say you were dead wrong.

>>2608996
>>watch Nakamura in an interview he can speak English well enough to be understood

Sup Shinsuke

WHAT?

>>2608996
>did they
Why does WWE always get blamed for stupid things performers themselves do

>>2609223
suffering sucatash

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>they're going all in on RTruth

>>2608743
No, he got fatter.

>>2609289
....
rent free

>>2608735
That promo photo looks cringe-worthy bad.

where's the blue?

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>They're going all in on Ryback
>The big guy will be even bigger than Roman Reigns

>>2608735
He's 37.

>>2609339
>unlimited energy
>gets passed 5 min in
wtf

>>2609292
I will never not be mad that this meant absolutely nothing

>>2608735
>skinnyfat
>no muscle at all
>cant speak english
>doesnt know how to "work" a wwe style match
>ugy as hell

what the fuck are they thinking with this?

>>2609553

Yet he'd still knock you the fuck out.

Nakamura is going to the top just like AJ did live with it.

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>>2609553
charisma pal, you can't teach it

>>2608735
>Artist

Ffs thata pretentious as fuck

>>2608743
Has he ever had muscle?

>>2609553
Smarks will just use le charisma excuse, which is nothing more than a buzzword now

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*humming intensifies*

>>2609575

This,

Nakamura has IT 90% of the roster doesn't.

Vince and HHH see big money in Nakamura, and make no mistake he'll be a big deal by the time Wrestlemania comes around.

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>>2609569
>Yet he'd still knock you the fuck out.

I'd literally kill him stone dead

>>2609575
>>2609591
>acting like a gimp
>charisma

wew

>>2609585
>the most important factor in wrestling is just a buzzword
the state of stamford wives

They pay him more than they pay Deanetty

He'll obviously win the main company belt and carry it for a while before being sent down to the midcard

>>2608740
Make him cut promos in Japanese and just beat the fuck out of people, bring up Hideo and Asuka make them into a reverse bullet club make the big dollars, or you know hahaha he talks funny ching cong fried rice.

>>2609597
It is when fat smarks toss it around for every sperg that acts weird

He needs a manager

Otherwise he's just Funaki 2.0

It's like they forgot about Kenzo Suzuki and Kaientai

>>2609613
>implying based Vince will let his top American talent be beaten by no name gooks
kek

>>2609569
>h-he'd beat you up, d-d-deal with it!

lmao you seem mad

I seriously hope Dolph beats him