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fuck off smark

>>2609948
neck yourself stamford wife

>>2609946
>Only Kangz Understand Each Other
Why do outlaws use such cringe names for their shows?

Based Vince burying the NFLetty

>>2609714
The lesbian beat down by the two dead Samoans was GOAT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvHw026UDKo

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>Enzo and Cass defeated Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows in a #1 Contenders match where the winners will face the winners of the Tag-Team Championship match at the next Raw PPV ** 3/4 stars

I physically couldn't have cared any less about this match. Judging from how fast they were trying to get their shit-in you just fucking know Vince went to both these teams and basically told them you have 20 minutes to plan a match that is going to go maybe less then 10. Also I saw this match FOR FREE on Raw and it was better debately then this "rematch" a rematch I am probably going to see on Raw AGAIN TOMORROW!

>Austin Aries defeated Neville via Disqualification to retain the WWE Cruiserweight Championship ** 3/4 stars

This match was fucking great it sucks how it was only booked for the purpose of wanting to get you to watch them do it all again but this time w/ Ladders. Feel like they could have at least had TJ Perkins do a run in or some shit.
>Chris Jericho defeated Kevin Owens via Submission to become a 2 time WWE United States Champion *** 1/4 stars

This match really did make their Wrestlemania encounter seem incredibly pointless because compare that match to this one and despite more or less copying the exact same spots this one didn’t feel nearly as Anti-Climatic as lame as their match from last month. This also shows that Vince holds Jericho down like an anchor because Post this emergency Draft where Raw needed to farm more Indie talent from NXT, Vince wants Jericho to do anything BUT actually jam with his shitty Nu-Metal Coke Band.

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>Braun Strowman defeated Roman Reigns in a #1 contenders match where the winner will face Brock Lesnar for the Universal Championship on the July Raw PPV card

This match was trying very hard to copy all the same spots from their previous match at the PPV before Mania + calling back to Khali vs Undertaker where it felt like a Squash but its a Squash no one thinks see’s coming. If anything the match was pointless what was really important came the Post Match beating which is what everyone actually came to see. Braun is going to look like the strongest babyface in his 1st Universal Championship singles match and I hope he doesn’t blow it on himself because Braun is money.

>Seth Rollins defeated Samoa Joe w/ a Roll-Up *** 1/4 stars

This match was great. Still felt like a random ROH World Heavyweight Championship match that was frankensteined onto the card because these two fought as if the Universal Championship was n the line. Seth’s current gimmick is he’s forced to always sell his knee now just like Sami Zayn and the worst part of the match was when Seth botched the Roll-Up attempted and had to do it twice.


>Bray Wyatt defeated Randy Orton -3 stars

Vince had to have some degree of self awareness that there was no way a match this fucking horrid was going to be for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship this angle was WCW enough. Fuck this feud. Fuck Bray Wyatt. Fuck pushing either of these undeserving queers any momentum this shit feud had died after Mania.

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>The Broken Hardy Boys defeated The European Connection: Sheamus and Cesaro *** 1/4

There were people complaining about how Jeff might have gotten a concussion during the match somehow because he was at the opposite end of where he was suppose to be to hit his finisher but judging from what Matt was trying to do I think Jeff thought he was gonna hit his finisher at an angle but Sheamus was like “No we gotta do this roight” so Sheamus dragged Hardy to their end of the corner and Jeff still mistimed his spot because Sheamus was still out of position

Also Matt bladed in this match.

>>2609668
They could've been one of the greats right now, feuding with based Hardys with their Bullet Club antiques and overness, but no, they're literally struggling with a meme tag team

HEY MAAAN

WE CAME TO JOB ON THE PRESHOW MATCH

HEY MAAAN

WE CAME TO JOB AND LOSE OUR PRIDE

>>2609620

Why don't you go back there and ask them who their favourites are?

Kevin Owens (because he's a fat neckbeard like the typical redditor is).

>a literal who gets pushed
>/asp/ starts to like said guy
>haha reddit amirite bros xddd
everytime

>nwj in cargo shorts

/ourguy/

so, we all know peypey is with dillinger now, but what about billie ?

Not one white person in this photo. State of NXMeme

AJ broke nobody's neck, the clash is 100% on the person taking it

>Posting your own tweets on /asp/ again because nobody responds to them on twitter
Getting sad.

who fucking cares about what a random fan has to say ? who's this faggot ?

He's extremely talented, has a good look and he's a good person.

Literally all the dude needs is a character.

>>2609523
>He's extremely talented
I haven't seen it.
>has a good look
He's just a short Bobby Lashley
>and he's a good person.
Since when does that help you in wrestling?

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>>2609508
He's Kevin Hart + steroids - personality = no dimes

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>>2609480

>>2609480
Overwatch will forever be the Jannetty to based Battleborn

>>2609486
Thank you my brother

>>2609487
Battlebornetty literally drew so few dimes that they slashed the ticket price to 1/5

>>2609394
That's nice.

Im just glad he is still consistently over despite being hindered by booking of his character.
I actually like his character acting like a retard

Dean is based. He gets a little bit too wacky at times, but he's the best Shieldetty.

>>2609375
>drinking Greygoose
Jericho just lost all my respect

>>2609375
>Usos are actually are niggers
>Jericho actually wears gay scarves
>Dean is actually autistic

Living the gimmick

>>2609381
drink it in maaan

>>2609325
Based Vince

>>2609329
/thread

>>2609329
/thread

aikido is not viable as a self defense

>>2609267
>Aikido
zero
>krav maga
kek

>>2609299
>>2609312
I mean that answers my question but why? The classes near me also include weapon training and disarming which sounds useful for me since in Bongistan most niggers run around with knives. If someone pulls out a gun you were fucked anyway

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Mr. AnderJust was WAW World Champion for less than 24 hours.

>>2609233
It's almost like the only reason KO lost was because he was a SD star on a Raw PPV so they ignored logical booking to make SD look like the inferior show along with the whole Jinder 'Push'

>>2609233
>Jericuck won at Gayback just so he could jump ship to Smackdown

Rawtists cucced out of their most over babyface

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3-SKsKgl60

At 3:05.......possibly the greatest thing Michael Cole has ever done in his life

The cruiserweight matches are the bathroom breaks now

>>2609097
holy kek