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I guess its pretty good that im a christian, since I really wish to kill myself right now.
Lately Ive been rejected by a girl Ive thought to be a perfect fit for me and that Ive been seeing for a pretty long time because of her mental problems (she says that she never had interest in any kind of relationship and is pretty cold in general when it comes to human interaction), Ive lost most of my university friends because they all have changed their field of study and moved away ( I have only 2 real uni friends left and 2 regular friends which moved away, too, so I only get to see them very irregulary) and what really fucked my system up is what just happened to me. I was invited to a girls birthday. We once had a date, but it didnt work out and we became friends. Lately I grew more fond of her again and she left her boyfriend. At the end of the party, the few left of us were a bit drunk and started talking about her relationship and Ive come to know that she met with him after they left eachother and slept together again. I know that it shouldnt matter to me, but I feel like total shit now. Im just so lonely and would love nothing more than to feel the warmth of someone who loves me like I love her.
I dont know if there is any advice you can give me, but I just want to get this of my chest. I also apologize if my story doesnt make much sense, since I am a bit drunk right now.
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>>17957358
having a crush can suck sometimes but on the bright side your mental attachment to her will dissipate in about 2 years
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>>17957367
Not that helpful, mate.
Its not only about her. Its the general situation. I hate how I value these people who dont really give a shit about me so much. I hate how I cant form meaningful relationships and I hate that its 3 am and I dont want to sleep because I know how much I will miss the love of another person when Im laying alone in my bed.
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>>17957377
I know exactly how you feel I'm not sure how to deal with it it so I keep it to myself and try to focus on anything else that will take my mind off of it
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>gf says she has no friends
>see her texting some dude on her phone with a heart next to his name
>She tells me she's playing a game with her cousin
>I ask if her cousin's name is "Mikey" (the person she was really playing that game with)
>She says no
>Ask why he has a heart next to his name (I also have one next to mine)
>She says its nothing
>Says it was like that when she got the phone, but she only got her phone 2 months ago, and changed my name on it too, but didn't change this guys
>We just got into an argument about it because she just kept saying "It's nothing" when it obviously isn't
>She says she did it because she can
She just left after our argument. What do I do? I want to give her the benefit of the doubt, but this is damning evidence.
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might not be what you wanna hear OP but I think it's time for you to drop her. I am almost certain she's cheating on you.
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U dun cuckd
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Leave the wench
Okay so on friday I talked to a girl I thought was cute and it kinda went like this
>hey are you a sophomore
>oh no I'm a freshman
>oh I'm just asking because I see you here alot and you seem chill
>>can't remember what was said here
>wait am I weirding you out or something?
>(small laugh) no its okay
I think after this but it felt great. How would I progress this relationship to more? I still need to ask her for name so that's mostly my plan but in kinda clueless.
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>>17957317
ask her for her number or her snapchat, but don't make the entire conversation about it. If you say it casually she won't think much about it.
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you definitely played the awkward cute trope if that's how she reacted, but just keep talking with her.
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>>17957385
Yeah I got a feeling that Ithe went well BUT after asking her that I got up real quick to take a piss and I'm scared she might of thought I was dared to do it or I got mad or something.
>>17957363
Yeah I want to do that too but will it be too direct?
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How do you actually get over a huge crush when the rejection makes you never want to meet girl or work on yourself again?
What if she's banging a better looking, buffer, taller guy than you and you know you can never be with a girl of that caliber?
What if you've lost all hope that there's another one like her out there?
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she could be banging a worse looking shorter guy who is also and idiot
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>>17957315
Start working out mate, this totally will change your perception.
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>>17957330
I've been working out forever. It doesn't help at all.
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>really like sexting
>love busting a nut to some nudes a cutie sent me directly to my phone
>feel like a g while I lie there is post cum bliss
>realize it isn't real sex, and feel like i'm a pathetic loser
So what is it? Sexting, equivalent to hooking up, or just a glorified wank session?
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>>17957306
Somewhere in between. It's harmless fun, just enjoy it and don't think too much about this stuff
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>>17957310
>harmless
>people see your wiener and body naked
go ahead call me a prude that overvalues sexual integrity :)
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>>17957313
If you're single, I don't see how sexting damages sexual integrity
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I am not attracted to women in real life but when I'm watching anime or playing games I can be attracted to both men and women equally. Does this sound bi to you or is this a common way to think?
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are you like 10 years old? you might not be attracted to anybody
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I think the real issue is that you should cut back on R34 and hentai.
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>>17957299
you're attracted to art dude
>>17957312
that's a good idea or go full on and become an artist
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I'm a dude cosplaying as Chloe Price. It's worth noting that I'm almost 30 and balding. Should I buy a wig or dye what's left of my hair?
I'm going as a male version of Chloe. If I'm lucky, I'll find someone to go as a female version of Frank.
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The answer is always: yes you should use a wig and not your natural hair in cosplay.
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>>17957242
It's my first and likely only cosplay. Any other general tips?
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>>17957244
Try the >>>/cgl/ help thread
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This may seem like a silly question, but how do I masturbate on my room without making a huge mess?
Throughout my life I'd been masturbating by taking a laptop to the bathroom and doing it there, and when I came, i'd aim inside the toilet (which was a bit painful.) and flush.
The problem is, my laptop is fucked beyond belief (it
crashes every 7 minutes for no reason, making it impossible to do anything.) and I hate using my phone to fap.
So since I have a desktop computer, I figured I could just do it there. The problem is, I take my friends and family to play videogames in my room (since I got my PC here, we just plug in controllers and play shit) and play there. And I'd feel ashamed if I were to, say, take a friend over and have them find a messed up room.
What I'm trying to say is:
How do I fap without making a mess? & How do I make sure nobody notices anything happened?
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lock the door to your room until you're done, its a lot less suspicious than taking your laptop to the bathroom.
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>>17957204
jerk off into your underwear and do your own laundry.
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Just keep a roll of paper towels in your room to clean up afterwards.
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Is my girlfriend sexy?
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Do you want us to be honest?
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>>17957208
Yes idiot
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>>17957201
/soc/
...but yeah, she's pretty cute
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> starts talking to a girl
> start going out with the said girl : visit the city, go eat together, walk her back home...
> we never kissed, but we were pretty close
> one month later she tells me we're just friends
> uwotm8.jpg
> stop talking to her at all
> 1,5 month later she comes back and starts asking why i've cut all contact with her
> told her i didn't want to be her friend
> she keep talking to me
> today she asks me for help because she's behind in a lot of classes and she wants me to help her understand
What should I do ? Tell her i'm not going to help her ? Or should I help someone in need ? Even if that someone doesn't talk to me at all but just when she needs help ?
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>never make it clear that you're interested in being more than friends
>don't even kiss her
>she thinks you're just friends
>somehow she's the one at fault
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sounds like you never made a move dude, and she didn't know that you were actually interested.
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never said she's at fault or something, i legit don't want to be her friend. The fact that we held hands and me flirting with her pretty explicitly seemed enough to show my interest. But that's not the point..
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is it too late for me to become a professional guitarist if I'm already 27 and have only been playing for 4 years?
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>>17957171
I can't believe a 27-year old ask this kind of question.
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>>17957171
People have started later. Nope.
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I've also just started to learn bass too. I'm willing to play either if I have too. The nagging feeling of "starting late" is always in the back of my head.
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Hi guys so i put half a pill (headache pill) on my nose and it went inside i started panicking at the begining, its been 3 hours and i dont know if it dissolved, went to my stomach or if its still stuck in my nose im too embarassed to go to the hospital because of this...
What should i do?
I dont think i feel it in my nose anymore but it could be inside im not sure... If it is it probally is going to dissolve anyways right??
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Dude take a tissue and blow ur nose. If its not there its in your stomach. What could possibly go wrong?
I mean idk im not professional but its fucking logic.
And btw you dont have to go to the hospital, you can just call them and ask
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Alright, hun, you seem to be embarrassed. I'm no doctor, but this may help you: Do you have one of those sinus rinse kits at home? You could put it in the opposite nostril that its stuck in and try to wash it out. I am worried that doing this could backfire because nasal irrigation sometimes makes you cough up mucus and it would be bad if the pill gets stuck.
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>>17957155
I honestly dont know i just dont wanna tell my parents about this but i did blow my nose several times, hold the other nostril and tried to blow as hard as i can but nothing came out, the thing im afraid is could it be stuck inside my nose?
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Someone help me make sense of this fucking weird situation. Greentext below
>Have friend X
> Met friend X at college
>known her four or five years
>Shes four or five years older than I
>Go to her birthday in 2016
> Had an aight time
> Get a message from friend X a week later
> "My friend Y spoke to you at the party and she thinks you're really fucking cute so I'm giving her your number"
> Grumble but whatever i can't stop her
> Text Y for a little
>She's actually pretty cool?
> She works in fashion, her dad is a semi famous musician that I know of, etc
> Suddenly she finds out my age
> She didn't know I was a few years younger than her
> Assumed I was over 30 (Most people do for some reason; apparently it's my demeanour and facial hair) when I'm under 25
> She ghosts me
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> I'm like meh, whatevs, don't care too much
> Few months later X invites me to her place for NYE
> Sure why not . jpg
> Y is there too when I get there
> X is like "dont make it awks"
>Turns out it isn't awks, we get on like a house on fire
>The next day she texts me again, apologises for ghosting me, suggests we get coffee soon
> We get coffee, all going really well. Can't stop fucking laughing, our sense of humour is pretty well matched.
> Talk for two or three hours and aside from her constantly complaining about "embarrassing herself" in front of me and "being awkward", it's great
> Suddenly she gets up to leave
> "Oh, sorry! I didn't see the time! Do you have somewhere to go tonight Y?"
> "No I'm just staying home"
>O......k.......
>She gives me a limp hug and says we should "catch up soon"
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> I assume date went bad because of abrupt end, don't bother messaging her after
> X messages me three days later
> "Y is devastated you haven't messaged her after the date and asked me to subtly do it but I told her you're an adult and if she wants to message you she should do it herself"
> Lol yer
> Right about then X gets really mad at Y for some reason for asking her for advice over me
> X tells Y to just "fuckign talk to OP yourself don't ask me about him besides you two aren't a good match anyway I'm not helping you"
> But she literally set us up twice?
> Y is like "Why aren't you helping are you in love with OP?"
> X accuses Y of being crazy
Meanwhile I'm oblivious to all this
>Message Y a few days later
>She starts bugging me to ask her on another date
> X and Y not talking
> But why won't Y just fucking ask me to hang out herself if she's so into me?
Idk wtf is going on here but help
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WHY would x go to the trouble of setting up two people she'd known for years only to turn around and tell both of us we're a bad match and try discourage us from seeing each other?
Why would I get consistent "not interested" vibes from Y when she's apparently head over heels for me?
Why can't Y just fucking ask me out herself instead of wanting me to do it?
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I realized that I'm 20 years old and that I spend many years now depressed and fairly alone. I don't want to waste my best years being sad.
How do I defeat this bullshit of a mental illness called depression?
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a lot of us emerging adults are depressed dude, and I mean a lot. We don't have our shit figured out and many of us aren't single, just trying to get through college.
Try not to stress things so much and know you're not alone....
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Work out, take up hobbies, read, just do stuff that involves activities and takes your mind off thinking
by thinking I mean thoughts that usually lead and accompany depression
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>>17957107
are single**
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Coping with having a small dick
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How do I come to terms with it? Is there any way to still be confident? It seems like such a dealbreaker for a relationship and just destroys all my motivation to better myself.
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>weekly small dick thread
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>>17957089
Learn how to lick, finger, and render women insensate. Then they won't care about your dick because they'll be writhing in orgasms.
Source: I'm too disabled to fuck. Ever. My wife is still satisfied nightly.
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>>17957089
Be a gay bottom