I'm a virgin, never had a gf before, I'm very bad with human interaction, and I just found the dildos of the girl I like, they're bigger than my dick.
One of the girls I know has confided in me her bf has a small dick (we're talking 3inches or less) however their sex is good because he knows how to use it. If you can master making up for size with technique you should be good. Also how large is your dick? If it's more than 4 inches you're in the majority.
>girl I like
Your first mistake is having that. If you like a girl, you ask her out on a date. No excuses, no delays.
>>17955675
It's no big deal dude. Dildos don't even really come in small sizes at least not the standard rabbits etc
My friend was convicted of manslaughter in 2012. He gets out of jail next month.
What should I go for the guy? He was 23 when he went in, almost 28 now.
I was thinking of throwing a party.
>that realization when 2012 was 5 years ago.
>God damn...
A party is nice. Do you remember what he liked?
I'm also sure he'd like to around somewhat a lot of women.
Maybe like a bowling alley. That way he feel anonymous. Like he can blend back into society and not feel judged.
Also talking out of my ass here.
>>17955687
Unfortunatey, his gf drowned while he was in prison.
>>17955708
Jesus...
That's horrible bro...
Throw him a feast at a place and kick it then.
Sounds like this guy isn't a bad one, just got dealt a shitty hand.
Anyone may be able to help me here:
My girlfriend and I are going through quite a rough patch, she has some large self confidence issues.
Her issues generally mean that she dislikes me looking at anyone else, especially if they're sexualized.
Now I messed up and ended up binge watching Westworld, made by same group as Game Of Thrones so it's got alot of nudity. I want to be honest with her and tell her I watched it but I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Does anyone have advice about what I should do?
TLDR: GF doesn't like me looking at anyone else, I watched a show with alot of nudity, how should I go about this?
>>17955670
What the fuck kind of crazy is she, jesus christ.
You messed up by watching a tv show? Are you serious?
>>17955670
If your girlfriend can't handle you watching a TV show or ever catching glimpse of another woman than cut your head off or leave her before you cut off hers.
Are you both 15, or is this a long distance thing where you two have never met, or both?
Should I pick cute, childless but poor 29yro women or quite ok independent 28yro woman with child?
For what?
>>17955656
For solid relationship and family in future.
Got 28 and got children with her will be good : you'll find out how to love very living children.
Hi i am planning my sui** and searching about which caliber should i choose. i can only access .45 or 9mm caliber pistols in my country. (I can get a shotgun but i dont want it, maybe i can't control recoil and blew my half head so i can still be alive like a zombie. i can't risk it.)
So, i will sui** with pistol on my temple or little back of temple.
I want painless quick (im a coward) but most important thing it's need to be GUARANTEE.
i dont want to be in permanent vegetative state.
so, which one should i choose? gun experts i need your advices. thanks!
You're afraid of a shotgun leaving you alive like a zombie and instead want to go with 9mm or .45?
You're a fucking retard tbqh.
>>>/k/
Or talk about it before you do it. Call the suicide hotline make a thread or get help senpai.
>doesn't want to risk slow painful death
>doesn't want to risk vegetated state
>bullet placement in temple
How does a poorfag with no prospects live in la?
Why the fuck would you want to? Its fucking mexico city at this point. They just legalized Child Prostitution, what the fuck is wrong with you for wanting to live anywhere near that shithole???
>>17955647
It's warm and cozy
>>17955647
How so did they legalize that?
Any silver bullet solution regarding girls that suck up ALL free time?
I need more "me time" but know that directly asking for it will result in a backlash. I want something not necessarily more discrete, rather something that will stick for good.
>>17955621
Tell her to get the fuck out of your life. Bam, instant "me time" forever.
>>17955621
If you're in a relationship with someone, and you're afraid to ask them for some time alone and you're afraid to tell her to go hang out with her friends, then I reckon it will end sooner or later.
trade me
Me and my girlfriend had argument. I called her a slut in anger. We didn't talk for 2 days.
I sent her a heartfelt apology. she didn't respond. I asked her to acknowledge the message and if there was any chance of making up
She said "Give me time and space"
Have I fucked up forever?
Yes.
I think it depends on the context. If you were arguing about her flirting with someone and you lashed out saying she looked like a slut, that's one thing. If the fight was completely unrelated to that shit and you just called her a slut to show contempt or to hopefully hurt her even in an unrelated way... she'd be a retard to go back to you.
If you called her a slut while she had the choice of leaving you, you done goofed.
>Me 24 male and her 25 female
>Met her 10 months ago, had crazy sex for 2 months on and off (we werent seeing each other a lot, like 1-2 times a week or even less because i had to travel a lot
>She had to go away on a job for 3 months. Visited her once for 3-4 days and she was not as willing to have sex. She was super stressed about work
>When she came back, she broke up with me because she said she should have been feeling like having sex with me but for "whatever reasons", she didnt.
>After 1 month of absolute NC on my and her part i asked for my stuff back and this lead to us getting back together. She told me she does not want to be pressured into sex.
>Since then for the past 2 months she did not initiate sex a single time and had sex 1-2 times a week max. She once told me that sometimes she did it only because i pressured her into it?
>I feel inadequate and its killing my already low self esteem. I dont feel like hanging out with her and im losing interest fast.
>Is it possible that she is just using me as a safety net until she finds someone who actually makes her wet?
>I would like to make this work. How do i proceed? I'm thinking of dropping all pressure on my part and see if it gets better. If not im so gone
Nigga what the fuck is "NC"
OP here
We had a talk about it and she told me she is super stressed about still living with her parents at 25 and wants her own place so she can finally relax.
This is my first kind of LTR i always had short flings which is why im used to regular sex.
>>17955599
No contact i guess
My friend is threatening to report me to animal protection. I leave my two cats alone for two day sometimes on weekends. I leave them nine cups of water/wet and dry food and three boxes of litter. The law says they can be left alone for 24 hours and they need to be fed/water changed/litterbox cleaned every 12 hours.
She already reported one friend and her cats were taken to shelter and she can't get them back because she left them alone for 24 hours. What to do? Do you guys have some pet sitters?
>>17955595
Set her house on fire.
>>17955595
Set her on fire
Serious help pls.
anons what should i do?
Basically i have never jerked off. I never had the feeling I needed to.
I watched porn a bit like 3 years ago but basically im on forever nofap.
Of course I am a virgin and here comes my question. Is everything right with me, or maybe I should visit a doctor? I mean, it started bothering me when I heard people can't stand not jerking off for like a week and here I am not doing it for 22 years. I am hetero but i think I might be getting a bit asexual since I really have no need to have sex (maybe because as a virgin I don't even know how good it feels)
any advices? What would you do?
Just jerk off my man
>>17955587
DONT JERK OFF
YOU HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY
HAVE SEX FOR YOUR FIRST ORGASM
>>17955587
You may be a-sexual or maybe severely lacking in hormones.
Check the hormones out, if not don't worry about it.
Are you chubby/fat and depressed?
Friend of mine convinced me that in order to fit in society, I have to "dumb down".
I'm too "analytical" and go too into anything. I need gf or atleast a fuck buddy next semester anons. It gets lonely after countless of times of finally talking to cute girl, only for her to ask about another guy she's into.
How do I "Dumb Down" anons?
Next Semester will start in a few days, I will use these advises promptly and effectively.
>>17955527
Sounds like you don't need to dumb down, it sounds like you're legitimately autistic and need to work on rationalising social skills, because you're not going to pick em' up instinctively like most do.
>>17955549
Implying you're right, any examples?
>>17955556
Well, provided you're reasonably attractive and the like, do you know when you're boring people? Do you read social situations well? Do you know how to hold a conversation?
Met this girl via a friend. One night, she starts texting me from said friend's phone. I knew she was drunk, so we chat for a while, I get her number and go to bed. I wake up to a text from her asking me on a date. Had to decline because of work, and we couldn't work out another day that would work for us both. Decide to postpone after New Year. Both students (I work but I'm considered a student still), most weekends we're both out of town, staying with families. Same thing during holidays, we text each other tho, a few texts every day. Nothing special, pretty casual. Set up a date after NY.
Day before date, she asks if I wanna catch a movie with mutual friend. Agree, she brings another friend who doesn't contribute to convo but stays between us all the time, even sits between us at the movies (I'm a cuck so I dont do shit about it). Horrible movie, cant talk to her after the movie because her friend is hogging her. Come home, text her to reconfirm the date, says "If you've still got time then yes" (as if I'd ask if I didnt?). Few hours before the date, text from her saying she cant make it, wants to rain check. I say its no problem but is up to her to set up next date. Wait for text from her for a few days, nothing happens - I text her, we chat for a while but her replies take forever. I gather she wants to ignore me but is too nice to tell me to fuck off.
Day after, chatting with mutual friend, asks how it's going - tell him she doesn't seem interested so I'll quit texting her. He obviously tell her, get a text from her apologizing for delayed responses. 3 days ago, asks if I wanna come over for drink with some friends. I agree, we drink, play some board games. Again, always someone between us, can't have a conversation IRL with just her, always people around. End of the night, she and a friend walk me home. She thanks me for coming, and that's it. Then no texts from her, I texted her yesterday, we chatted for a while, then she stopped again.
>>17955471
So what do I do?
Sometime she seems interested but others she's straight up ignoring me. Is it worth trying or should I let it go? Does she think hanging out with her friends counts as a date? Is she trying to dodge it?
Pls respond
>>17955520
This is kind of weird. Its possible shes just super shy. One of my friends used to beg me to come on her dates with her because the one on one interactions made her super anxious.
Next time you get together, tell her you need to talk to her alone. Straight up ask her if she wants to try a date one on one yet.
I know all relationships take a lot of work and patience but I imagine at some point if the emotional strain is too much, it's just not working. How do I accurately gauge this, I'm starting to rethink my relationship of two years.
Well we can't answer that in a way that's helpful to you until you tell us what's going on
>>17955440
What information would be helpful?
>>17955427
There is one other thing a relationship needs to work; forgiveness. If you find that your cannot let certain things go, for the sake of your relationship and your mental/emotional health, reevaluate your partnership and where you see it going.
Do pets actually help at all with mental illness? you'd think they'd just hold it off for a while then make it worse when they die
Get an animal with a longer lifespan
Dogs and cats are the norm
Rodents and birds will just off in a few years
when pets die, mourn them, then get more pets. repeat
>>17955389
Actually birds can outlive people depending on what type you get, if you don't want your pet to die, get a young parrot and hopefully you can die first.
>>17955385
Yes totally.