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Unless you have some ridiculous refractory period, don't worry about it.

Go about the foreplay until she's begging for your dick. Go to town however you want. If you think you nutted too early, tell her it's because she's just that sexy. Keep her turned on until you can screw again. Repeat until she walks funny.

Maybe a cock ring?
Do you fap a lot? Drink, smoke ciggs?
Even if you nut early eat her kitty until she begs you to stop, or your mouth gets too tired.

>>17955146
I used to jack it like 4 times a week, now I stopped for a good while, I dont drink but I rarely smoke pot, was gonna put thise band around my cock that fits perfectly

>>17955081
implying I want my husband to go tell his mother "yah that's right slut suck this dick, I'm going to cum down your throat"

If my husband were already disrespecting me, why the fuck would he listen to me demanding he go do something he probably doesn't feel like doing? I should call up his mum myself if I insist on bringing her into it.

>>17955090
This seriously kmao

Are you black?

>>17955060
No but there's white drill rappers

I'm kinda black

>>17955061
What do you want to know? Move to the Southside of Chicago, write about what you see and if you can survive for more than a week, you're going to be a drill rapper

I think I have a solution.

Start watching porn with only fat girls in it until you develop it as a fetish.

>>17955062

I've tried that, you can't fool my dick. Its like it feels "okay" when I fap to fat girl porn, but not that YESS fulfilling satisfying feeling of, you know, fapping to a girl with a nice body.

Before I give you advice, answer these

>Do you have a nice face? Body?
>Are you a betafag? How is your game?
>dick size?
>how is your dressing sense?
>how is your personality?
> race?
>age?
>On a scale of 1 to 10, how desirable would you rate yourself as?

>>17955044
>You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.

Learn some sweet disco moves
I was a kissles virgin all throughout high school until my last year when i started bustin some groovy moves and i got a gf shortly after

Sounds like you suck because you're overthinking it. So I'll break it down a bit.

First, focus on your hips. They're the main thing you need to sync with the rhythm of whatever the tune is. Just bop up and down until you feel something "click".

After that, start moving your whole body for point A to point B (aka the two-step). Feel the music flow through you. Once you got this down pat, you can always start stepping in a square or triangle formation. It's supposed to be simple!!

This is the best way to dance if you don't want to get fancy, don't worry. Not everyone at the club is meant to do the Melbourne shuffle, that's for gay raver goofballs.

Also, YouTube has some good tutorials.

>>17955117
Or just listen to John Travolta over here, he knows what's up.

reading this thread.

closing this tab.

>>17955042
I've lived with this very abusive old woman for a year due to me not having everything in working order. I was desperate, so I felt there were no other options. I took literal punches, bites, slaps, reminders that I was worthless scum, took every single ounce of blame, and was doing almost everything for her without a thanks.

Now I disowned her completely, and have a new house far the fuck away from her. It's been 4 years since we last spoke. I hope she's dead.

>>17955076
XD

Some people value honesty and some people value white lies. It sounds more like a compatibility issue than anything super wrong with either of you.

That said, it sounds like you could stand to be gentler and he could stand to be less whiny.

>>17955046
I can agree with that. I am a nice person but when if I asked someone their opinion on my art a cake I baked I'd want complete honesty. I think it boils down to compatibility.

>>17955033
you sound like such a controlling bitch. why should you have control over his hair? dose he have control over what hair cut you have? and holy shit you must be just perfect, everything you do creatively is just amazing and you've never cooked a bad dish in your life. your lucky a guy even wants to be a your bossy ass

Yes she's cheating.

Your profile is hidden from the stack after one week of inactivity (since last opening the app), but people you have already liked will still see your profile in their queue, so she could be telling the truth.

However, if she had even a little bit of respect for you, she would have turned off discovery/deleted her profile as soon as you became official.

>>17955952
This.

You shouldn't have a tinder if you're serious about someone.

i used to have a similar problem but 4chan was the only online community i'd been a part of for my whole life

just start shitposting hardcore on a community for anime/video games other than 4chan, that uses names/profiles etc

you don't even have to make an effort to really meet people depending on the community, i was out of an internet connection for almost two years and when i finally got one i just messed around and posted whatever came into my head

now i'm fairly well known and i've met tons of people without really trying to make new friends and have a lot of people i could easily talk to, they come to you over time

this probably didn't help since i didn't give you any concrete advice on how to talk to people or anything but idk

>tfw you can meet people online or even in person and you think you could become good friends, then they just don't even care after you text or message them and the potential friendship dies out
Every fucking time.

>>17955003
I guess I could try to be a well-known shitter on /a/ JoJo threads, since I lurk those alot
>>17955008
Basically all of my Skype friends besides the three I stated, feelsbadman

>>17954967
>a week ago but I didn't put it in the fridge.
a few days is pushing it, a week is way too far.

>>17954969
so I can't just rely on the alcohol to kill all of the bad bacteria? There will be some toxic metabolites left over that will make me sick?

>>17954967
Bruh it's just old O.J, no big deal, you won't die

The only option of company at the moment is this straight guy who'd be okay to hang out with if he could stop blurting out racist stuff and wouldn't try to fuck me.

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>>17954962
Get a pet.

>>17955393
I can't keep one for the moment, either.

I have no idea what my living conditions will be in four months.

I have felt next to nothing the last 4 days. No hint of happiness or anger, sadness or anything really. I think I'm just on some kind of autopilot, feigning emotion to not seem out of the norm because no one's asked weather I'm feeling okay or not. Thing is I'm not sure if I even care enough to really answer if someone did.

I'm so fucking lonely

Dear RC,

Over the past few weeks I’ve become very familiar with my bedroom ceiling. Sleep doesn’t come as easily as it used to anymore, and I find myself spending more and more time each night trapped in the prison of my own mind. Out of all my demons, the one that torments me the most is retrospect. What could I have done differently? What could I have said? Looking back, there’s not much that I wouldn’t revise if I had the chance. At least it seems I’m over the denial and anger.

You’re a rare type of person. I can count on one hand the number of people I have ever known that I can be genuine around, and at the moment you’re the last. So many people look up to me as their only friend, as their only shoulder to cry on. I have to be strong for them. My few hours of sleep are often haunted by the memory of a night backstage last year: the lights were off, and there was no sound other than the ruthless sobbing of a broken girl doubled over in my lap. Her friends had all been estranged by the words of a vengeful ex, whom you know very well, and I was the last source of comfort she had. That kind of strength only goes so far. The mask of the friendly clown who can always crack a joke has to come off at some point.

It hurts me to watch you beat yourself up over things that aren’t always your fault. You act as if I’m oblivious to the skeletons in your closet, but I’m not as dumb as I look. Yeah, you have your flaws. If I thought this relationship would be easy and free from complication, I wouldn’t have pursued it in the first place. You told me that breaking up would be the best thing for my mental health. Do you think I want someone who is happy all the time? There’s a word for people who live on this planet in bliss and happiness: delusional. If such a person truly exists, I certainly don’t want anything to do with them.

>>17954900
What a bullshit problem. This hot guy is interested in you. That should validate your body image issues. If the clothes come off and he treats you differently say fuck it and move on. Seriously though you make me sick

>>17954900
Don't do anything you're afraid to do. At least something so personal...
You don't NEED this experience, you're just curious about it.

>>17954905
>acting like half the problems posted on this board arent just as petty as mine
okay anon

>>17954907
I guess yeah. I just know that me from highschool would kill for this chance. and I just know he's been with girls easily wayyy more attractive than me so I just know it will be kind of a letdown I guess. But he's nice enough that he'd never actually say that to me

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>>17954880

>>17954903
At least I know that I'm not alone. Thank you brother :^(

why did you guys break up OP?

>>17954850
>keep doing this life shit
What do you mean by this?

>Please help me /adv/, do I just keep going or stop?

Obviously you keep going. None here are experts on psychology or psychiatry, you should probably seek out the counselor provided by the place you're earnign your degree from, they're required to provide such a person, it's confidential, and they actually will have some credentials.

>>17954922
>keep doing this life shit
>What do you mean by this?
I meant that just living and pretending that things are fine have tooken a toll on me mentally. Also I don't want to talk to anyone through school mostly because they'd do some crazy shit or I'd just skip out because I'm a piece of shit who can't even think about my failure without crying.

>>17954929
There's no shame in getting help. Seek out a psychologist or a psychiatrist none of us are mental health experts, or know how to properly advise you. But you're not a piece of shit, and you can feel better.