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I was talking to a good friend of mine earlier today and she's been a big part of me getting settled into college. She made the declaration that she was my mother and I kind of got... turned on. I don't know why but I liked it... a lot. Help me?
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its ok mommy fetishes are the best
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>>18491704
Insecure young people usually love it when someone acts as a positive and paternal figure in their lives. Sexual desires might also intensify. It's all very normal.

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hey guys i wonder if some one of you know something about dreams, the thinks is i have this dream where i was whit a couple of guys and whe enter in to a prison with full military gear to liberate someone, whe kill some guards and then proceed to storm de place.
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>>18491687

sounds like nothing important. some dreams have psychological reasons attached to them, others are just garbage files mixed with fantasies and weird food.

it sounds like you just had a cool dream.
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>>18491687
fighting the power

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How are normalfags different? And what do they do differently?
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>>18491640

They don't have disorders and they went out and socialised in the most crucial developmental phases of their early lives. As a result they have better social skills and understanding of social norms, and they actually like normie shit, because it's what they've always done.
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They're not different. We are.
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>>18491640

normalfags is just a blanket term thrown around by people specifically from 4chan. they are esentinally just everyone you see out and about. they arent different. they arent even that different from you really.

its too broad a term to start defining and saying what you do or dont have in common.

stop worrying about what they are and trying to find some silly little thing you think you can emulate that will somehow magically transform the rest of you.

focus on what you want out of life, figure out which of those things are contradictory to your intrinsic self, and start building towards the rest. building, not pretending.

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How can I bang my best friends mother?
Had the hots for her since I was 14, turning 19 next month and still have her on my mind. She's 50, we've known each other for about 10 years, haven't shown any interest in her. How do I proceed? Do you have any stories about stuff like this?
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>>18491592
Short answer: you cant.

Long answer:
She probably has husband and doest want to cheat. Even if he wanted to cheat, it would be in her own age category. Even if she wanted young boy, she would picked somebody random because she probably see you as uninterested kid aka not a lover.

Your best bet is to simply offer to do stuff with her. Invite her to dinner? She is twice your age. Be with her a lot, talk to her, try to get her drinken, stare at her boobs, she will notice.

Imho it wont happen, but ypu never know. Start by asking her to some activity. Walk in park? Picnic? Dinner? Help her with home chores?

And once she tells you no, just walk away. Dont make a scene.

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My boyfriend is a gainer. Someone who gets turned on by getting fat. I told him he could gain weight if he wanted to, because he was 140lbs and for me too skinny anyway, and I don't really have any problems with chubby guys. but 1 year later now he looks he ate my old boyfriend. this picture is a picture he made me take of him. He weighs 215lbs, even sex is getting difficult as he likes to be on top, Is there a way to tell him to slow down or stop? the problem is he thinks he's still small but he's huge already.
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It's really fucking unhealthy to do this.
If you ask him to stop he'll get really defensive because you said he could do it.
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wow and I'm like not even half as bad as OP and I am insecure as fuck and currently losing atm

jesus christ OP... figure it out.. this is disgusting
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>>18491546
I like that part where you supported your bf to shorten his life and become obese. Almost like a novel.

My shit advice is to talk to him again. Maybe it is time to turn him >>>/fit/ or break up because honestly if you ever marry him, he will probably let go and end up super fat aka morbidly obese.

>pro tip
From certain point, his body will become so fat it will stop producing enough testosterone and his libido will die. But at that point he will probably have much bigger problems.

>he's still small
There is one objective method bmi:
http://www.calculator.net/bmi-calculator.html
When it says you are fat, then you are either pregnant woman, professional body builder or just fat.

Tell him what bmi you wish and dont allow him to get any more fat.
>why didnt you tell him sooner?

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>gym buddy got a gf
>wants to set me up with his gfs friend
>talks to her and sends him my pic
>she says she wants to date me and other good stuff
> i get the number we talk, she asks me about summer holidays i respond and i get nothing back.
>next day, around morning text her good morning
>she doesnt say anything all day till i text her at 11pm tonight whats wrong
>she says she was bussy the whole day, going back and forth
> i respond to text and she removes her profile picture

i did see her online a few times troughout the day tho
Im just a bit paranoid right..?
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most likely she's not into you. I'd stop trying to text her unless she texts you back
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>>18491532
I will tell you what to do.
ASK HER ON DATE. ASAP.

Texting sucks. Stop overthing problems, buy condoms and go on the fucking date.

http://www.improveyoursocialskills.com/conversation

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Hey /adv/, so basically I've been talking to this chick on and off for about two years now. She has issues that are annoying but I'm beginning to think that I could put them aside for the bigger picture. For the most part we are attracted to each other in my opinion due to sex. She looks nice and she thinks I look nice, but lately she hasn't made any effort to hide the fact that she feels pretty deeply for me. She's said on more than one occasion that she loves me, and I have let her know multiple times that I'm not sure if I really feel the same, but that I thought she was pretty cool. She's pretty "ethereal" if that makes any sense (it probably dosent but I can try to explain): She's the type of person who dosent really limit herself, but also tends to set goals that are a bit premature and unrealistic.

For instance at her job a few people told her she looked pretty, and she hatched this short lived plan to move to New York and stay with a friend to get into modeling, it fell apart but just to give an idea here. My issue is that I know these things. I know she's a character, I know she thinks pretty big sometimes, and I know that she can be a bit jaded in the romantic sense, but for some reason I still want to be around her.

Her style is questionable, some of her habits are strange, and her personality is far more in the clouds than mine, and for whatever reason I just don't seem to want to cut it off. I think that maybe its because I haven't really done the whole dating thing that much in my life, and the fact that she sticks around and is (somewhat overly) affectionate is a nice thing for me, but I know that just on general principle we wouldn't make a good long term couple....or at least I thought I did. I don't want to go into this because I just THINK this or that, because I'm worried if I make things official she'll become even more attached and in love, and it will make things a mess when we go our separate ways.

Cont...
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>>18491411
But the whole friends with benefits title dosent really sit well with her, and to be honest I somewhat like the idea of a relationship. She has things that need work, but I like the chance to grab her thigh while I'm driving, or have her rest her head on me if we're just watching TV or whatever. I think that all of these things are just experiences that I want though, as a person she looks nice, but there are few things about her personality that just make me go "wow!". And yet when she told me she would love to go on a date, here I am looking at ticket prices and reservations. Am I just trying to make a quick grab at all of the romantic experiences I've never had until now, or is there a chance I'm actually falling for her somehow?

I've juggled the idea of going our separate ways, but at this point she would be crushed, and the last thing I want to do is hurt her. She really is a sweet girl. And unless I cut her out completely the chance of us drifting back towards each other is pretty high. I know for a fact we land in the friends with benefits category, but since she dosent like it I have no problem doing all the romantic stuff since I've never really had the chance to until now. If we need to go separate ways what would be the best way to go about it? Or should I just hang on and enjoy the ride and see if it goes nuclear somewhere down the line?

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and become suicidal ideation / being suicidal?

i've been thinking generally about suicide daily for about a year now, but recently it's become more detailed

like how i would leave all my belongings at home, no technology on me, walk to the river and jump off the bridge. i wouldn't bring my technology with me in case i survived and would have to deal with sorting out insurance
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If I go to Vietnam to teach English for a few months with a close female friend who rejected me several years ago but is now single, are we likely to end up fucking? She's down to go to Vietnam with me.
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>>18491358
nope.

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Ok /adv/, I just got subpoenaed, how do I testify in court without coming off like a total fucking sperg?

Details

> I got robbed by 4 dudes

> Phone stolen

> Phone returned later that night

> I didn't want to press charges but family members convinced me to

> I'm shit at public speaking even in casual settings

So how do I avoid acting like an autist when I'm on the chair?
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>>18491316
Just answer the fucking questions.
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Is there no victim support service that can help you with this? In any case, the prosecuting lawyer should have briefed you and told you what to expect. Also the defence lawyer will be an asshole - it's their job to be - but the judge will be there to stop them being too much of an asshole. Everyone involved will know that different people having different speaking abilities.
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>>18491316

you dont really, thats not really the point of this. just rehearse what you want to say, try to go over details in your head, and just take your time to think before answering any questions.

thats it. if you 'sperg' it doesn't matter, it'd just make people pity you more so...

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I like being bitten by my dog. It it helps with stress. I don't hurt my dog to bite me, I would never hurt him. We just play and he bites me in my forearms sometimes untill blood. Ofcourse it is weird but I see it the same as some people cut themselves to relieve stress. How to stop?

Pic is a Dutch shepherd, same breed as I have.
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>>18491307

>how to stop

by stopping

>but its too hard on my own

therapy.

alternately, give your dog away / have him put down because when a dog tastes human blood thats pretty bad.
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What you're doing is self harm, due to stress. I recommend you see a doctor and get an appointment booked with a psychiatrist. It's nothing to be ashamed of, since everyone experiences stressful times in their lives. I hope you get better!!
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>>18491307
you like pain?
Want bdsm?

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I need help deciding what to study.

I'm choosing between mechanical engineering, engineering physics and software engineering. I live in a Scandinavian country and have to decide tomorrow.

I'm interested in all of them.

My ideal job would be working in a team with others designing something exciting, like a rocket or a revolutionary computer program or the software for a spaceship. I realize this is unlikely but it is what I ideally want to do.

I'm pretty good at math, but not amazing and I don't love it. I love programming, figuring out how the universe works with physics and building things.

I'm just looking for any advice that can help me decide.
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>>18491295
>My ideal job would be working in a team with others designing something exciting, like a rocket or a revolutionary computer program or the software for a spaceship.

Find people that already do this, whether in real life or some dude on the internet doing this. Then reverse engineer. Find out what they did to get there. You might find that the degree doesn't matter as much as what people they surrounded themselves with and what they did OUTSIDE of the classroom.

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Hey /adv/. I've got a really big problem with dandruff. I've had it for years and just when I think it's gone I scratch my head and it comes back. I've tried all kinds of shampoos and I've been washing my hair with head and shoulders every day for almost a year. Idk what else to do guys and my wedding is next month. How do I get just one day without dandruff?

Tl;dr how dandruff go away
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>>18491282

dandruff is generally dry skin on your scalp. have you tried just not washing your hair?
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Go and talk to a doctor.
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It might not be dandruff and be fungal, looks similar but is harder to get rid of. A doc can prescribe you proper med for it that will kill it

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What does this answer reveal about a person?

Q: "how do you think people perceive you?"

A: "I don't think they perceive me at all.
I believe I'm generally marked by irrelevancy in my daily life as I do so to all human beings I behold."
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Low self-esteem, shyness, tendency to hold back, unwilling to assert themselves, pessimistic.

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Alright, I've been depressed for the last... year and a half or so. So I decided I'd smoke some weed because I have nothing really better to do. But here's the thing: it completely squashes my depression, but it also makes me insecure.

For example, I'd think to myself "I wonder if people think I'm a loser because I don't have plans for the 4th of July" or "I wonder if my neighbors hear me watching Netflix every day and think I'm a loser"

So what's worse, depression or insecurity?
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>>18491255

i'd say depression is worse. i know it sucks but you'll get over it soon.

honestly nobody thinks you're a loser or whatever. i mean, i'm pretty sure they're busy thinking about something else, it's you that thinks that.

but yea you just gotta chill man, look for a job? if you have one, look for a better job to do something.

or attend school to learn something new to keep your mind busy

take care anon
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>>18491255
Depression is worse. Being insecure is easier to cure.

Just keep smoking the herb, don't give a fuck about what the others think. Focus on yourself and your feelings. You will come out of that dark place soon enough, but do it at your own terms, not out of worries that others will think less of you. Just don't take it to other extreme where your behavior causes great distress to others. When outside your 4 walls, try to pretend that you are a normal human bean.

t. high-functioning semi-alcoholic

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