Hey /x/, i've been wondering. What type of afterlife does theistic luciferianism have?
>>17490891
Hell, as punishment for not following the word of God.
a fucking sweet one with fire and giant kitty cats, heavy metal, Lemmy, all the fixins, orgasms that last so long you get bored. Fucking noob
Hey /x/
I've been really curious about this for a while but does any one have experiences with animals or encountered animals that just didn't feel right? Like they just didn't belong?
I'd like to hear your stories or experiences.
>>17490876
My brother gifted me his two gecko lizards when he left for college, after a few weeks I tried to pull one out. As I grabbed him he started like having a seizure and I was left with his tail wiggling in my hand. After that I fed him a giant moth (pic related), he ended up dieing from choking to death. I let the other one loose cause I didn't want to spend my allowance on crickets every week.
>>17490919
Pic
>>17490919
You're a complete asshole. I hope you get mauled by a bear.
Guarantee Carpet & Upholstery Care, the van found in one of his videos on his youtube channel does not exist as a business.
I started investigating the phone number on that van it lead me to a whitepages entry and a yelp page but the address listed there at both sites doesn't lead to a real business.
I was thinking maybe both MapQuest and google maps were telling me that the address was in the wrong spot. So I noticed while canvasing the local area on google maps that nowhere in that area at all is there any carpet cleaning place whatsoever.
I also found many other Guarantee Carpet blah blah businesses in different locations in the USA and all of the ones I looked into do not have a building/real address.
>>17490873
Find out who lives there. Find out who owns the carpet company.
>>17490885
not necessarily, I am under the assumption that the address is fake/they chose a random address and filed all the paper work on some online forms to make it look legit.
I have been thinking about what if Guarantee Carpet had something to do with undercover police work.
>>17490892
yeah thats how they operate sometimes.
saw a guy being ambushed by police in a fake plumbing van
How does /x/ spend the first day of spring?
Any rituals specific for your country?
It doesn't have anything to do with sex with animals, if that is what you are implying. I think you ask too many questions.
by watching the Manchester Derby
innit?
Usually around 7:00 am thousands, maybe more perform a ritual where they stick an object in their mouths and after 2-3 minutes they rinse with water. The ritual is called brushing teeth and we still do it.
So conspiracyfags, are you enjoying the show?
Tell me who you think killed JFK.
>>17490696
No, for fear of reprisal.
>>17490696
James Franco is a good actor, I love the car he drives, they certainly dont make em like they used to.
great show but don't act like its better than the book
Are these paranormal hunting shows on TV fake as fuck or are there any that are real? Any proof that they're fake?
>>17490689
I remember plenty of them having scandals where they had people come out as the thing being fake. Not sure about all of them though.
For some reason I like watching those bullshit paranormal hunting shows, maybe because I've witnessed my fair share of paranormal experiences but this video here is probably one of the realistic things I've seen to have made me validated about my own shit.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_EkxpKConPk
I don't know.
I'm not sure of what we experienced, but i believe it was a dream. A couple of years ago, my sister and I saw colored lighting over the horizon, and then my dream starts...
In my dream, my sister and I actually step into the patio and watch the lights together, and looking to make sense out of all this we were beat to the next move: we both saw three stars and another three stars; the two groups circleing around each other coming from the west and clashing in the north, striking lightning once again. At this point, there was no sound, and I turn to look to my sister and she grabs my arm and says
''Three came in!''
and I'm like
''uwotm9?''
and from there I swear everything became matrix green monotone vision for me (the depth of my vision also focused as if i was inside paper mario, kinda like 2D)
I could feel around 1 or 2g's in my chest and I was being zoomed up.
Next morning when I open my eyes I'm starring at my celing. I go over to my sister and wake her, moving her foot.
And so she goes on to tell me her dream...
She's asleep in bed and her window storms open and her Friend L' is standing there as paper and clothes flew around inside her room.
All the fuzz was about everyone's dogs dieing, and one of my sister's friends was all swolen from crying and some dogs turned to stone and others were piled up, apparently turned inside out.
The last friend in their group started yelling so they found her and she was yelling
''They're here! They're here!''
So they took cover under some thing and the last one to take cover was my sister.. and the last friend (still screaming) pulled my sister from her feet and that's when my sister wakes up and sees me moving her foot.
Abducted perhaps?
Ayy
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>>17493722
fuck off
So occultists and warriors of /x/; how is the Cosmic Battle going? Any news?
I have come to the conclution that the best we can do is to collect all instruments that are built with gold in them. Of what greater optimization of gold can you think of on the other hand?
there are reptars everywhere fyi
the drier the planet gets the more successful they are
>>17490699
Indeed. So are you a reptar? Of what sort of manipulation are you into?
How to remove dark energy or entities from my aura?
>>17490583
holy what the fuck it's their fault so just let their intention just reflect back at them. easy as that. it happens instantaneously chakra.
>>17490583
Eat more kale.
Dark entities hate kale.
>>17490593
ok but what is their intention? Feels like a pressure on me.
Let's have a rock thread.
Look at all dem rocks.
Don't ask me what they are I don't know more than most of what they are called. Sorry.
nice rocks gurl
don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I learned in my Anthropology class that Australopithecus boisei went extinct due to their diet becoming scare as they, over the course of their evolutionary line, became vegetarians while our line consumed both meat and plants.
Now here is my question.
If you were to travel back in time to last known group of these people with prior knowledge of agriculture to introduce to them. Would this be enough to prevent their extinction and continue their evolutionary line?
Think of this, OP:
Chimpanzees can make and use tools, yeah? But, for the most part, this tool use doesn't get disseminated among large groups - you can see that with the spear hunting and things.
While australopithecus was probably smarter than a lot of modern apes in some respects, iirc they weren't really good at tools and shit, or at least not to great extents.
Agriculture (in general) is fairly complicated, can take a little while to get moving, and relies on being able to solve a lot of different problems, often with tools.
So, to answer your question: no, australopithecus would probably not be able to do agriculture, whether or not we'd be able to teach it to them in the first place.
Then you would,not be on 4chan asking this question.
You're asking about time,more than progression of a time period
they ate all the trees, dumb shits
Could we get a good /x/ related documentaries thread going?
>conspiracy
>anything paranormal
>>17489627
resurrect dead: The mystery of the toynbee tiles
>>17489627
UFOs : The Best Evidence is pretty good.
It's also narrated by Commander Riker.
What time does the new astrology year start?
Does it depend on where you are? If so what time does the new astrology year start in Chicago il usa?
*this is the person who posted this*
It should be tomorrow some time. So 2016 national astrology day
it's tomorrow, when the sun moves into aries
>>17489467
What time does that take place?
Chicago il usa
Consider the idea that somehow, we could verifiably prove we're the only intelligent species in the universe at the moment. What would this imply?
It would imply that were also the first. I think this is strangely unpopular of a theory, because people fear desolation, and loneliness, even in their hatred and fury
We would effectively be the great manipulators philosophy discusses at length, we could be the original aliens planting the seeds of life and it's quite a bit of responsibility if you think about it. Going even further, assume that intelligence is an uncommon mutation, that our status is unique and that if we didn't exist, no other creatures would perceive the universe in quite as intelligent a way.
Discuss.
that would be fucked up since we are always in the borderline of extinction, even to plant seeds in other planets would take us thousands of years only of development
>>17489225
It's the essence of true isolation isn't it? Imagine, we're the first on a young yniverse's timeline of thinking creatures, unable to confirm otherwise if we're alone or not
>>17489185
It would be like what we have now except LARGER as we found out there's no sentience in the Universe. There are no status quos broken by your theory - modern western religion beats it through your head that you're the only one and that it was all created for you.
Hey /x/. What do you guys think of these weird green comets set to make a close approach to Earth in a couple of days... Any ayy lmaos or omens you can get from that?! http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/03/18/comets-brush-earth/81974318/
>>17488911
Been feeling really, really good and energetic recently, like I have found a purpose to it all.
And green's my colour!! My room, even my eyes are green.
>>17488911
Uh oh...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_fireballs
>>17489017
Actually, they sound very small rather than comets.